Deez nutZ
One, please.
"I'll have a 20-piece McTendies meal for here with extra BBQ dipping sauce and a DIET coke please"
>>3947730
Go back to /r9k/ ples
>>3947736
make me nerd
i want a Big Macfor you, Cuck-a-Colel & a French Fry pls
>>3947710
Gimme a McGang-Bang, you McSlut.
>>3947741
Dumb frogposter, get out
Listen brothers.
The earth is not a ball to which we are glued by the mystical force of "gravity", no.
The earth is flat, just as the ancient peoples believed. Heaven is above you, hell is below you.
The devil first spread the idea of a ball earth revolving around a ball sun in the ancient Babylonian and Egyptian mystery schools. These teachings were passed down to Pythagoras. They were handed down the ages to the occult mystery schools of the European Renaissance, who adopted them as their own. Then the occultists Copernicus, Kepler, Bruno, Newton, published the idea and started the "Copernican revolution".
The ancient Hermetic principle is "As Above, So Below". This has many applications. One of them is this: what people believe about the heavens above them, well determine what they believe about the earth below them. In other words, how they interpret the sky will correspond with how they interpret their own lives. Our materialist society would be impossible without a materialist cosmology to justify it. A mechanistic Newtonian cosmology justifies a mechanistic view of human life, a mechanistic politics, sociology, and economics. It sounds like a joke, but the idea that the stars are giant balls of gas reflects the modern obsession with fossil fuels / material goods in general. Copernicus wasn't going for a mechanistic religion, by the way; he was a Pythagorean and Heliolator, and hoped that the belief that the sun was at the center of the universe would usher in a return to a sun-worshipping priesthood like those of ancient societies.
The reason why the Devil spreads the idea of the ball earth is that it totally overturns mans relationship to the world. Instead of man being a spiritual being with heaven above him and hell below him; instead he stands on a ball where there are infinitely many ups and downs, where heaven isn't "above" but only "outside" the earth - moral and epistemological relativism, infinitely many points of view.
>>3947818
I'm copypasta this everywhere
>>3947834
swaglord is gone the sticky is gone the robots win
>>3948700
Dubs
nice dubs
>>3949315
nice dubs
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>>3947818
then why can't i use a telescope to see antartica?
climb a fucking hill, view the horizon, and tell me the earth is flat.
