as we are all aware this is the 4th chan
how many chans are there?
>>3923812
2+4+7+8+420=441 chans
27
>>3923812
all the lights in the sky are chans
>>3923812
It's like Spider-Man lost his wallcrawling, spider sense, super strength and super agility and instead got the powers to shrink to the size of a spider and talk to spiders. Sure, those powers could be cool, but that's not what I'm looking for when I read "The Amazing Spider-Man".
>>3924185
You might be interested in the Spider-man villain Carl King, alias "Thousand." He gets bitten by the exact same radioactive spider that bit Peter Parker in hopes of replicating the accident that gave Spider-man his powers, but is instead turned into a legion of tiny spiders with a hivemind.
>>3924191
that's pretty cool dude
But if this is the fourth chan then where is the first chan? Where did it go???
>>3924242
there's one-chan dot usle sekrit clubalso le ded kluband then one-chan dot network which is all about trains
had to change the names to avoid the spam filter
>>3924490
so japanmot just worldfilters the url of any chan that isn't his own?
lol thats pretty CUCK of him
>>3924500
no word filters on this board tbh fam nice dubs btw
>>3924500
moot implemented that ages ago m8
what are you, a redditor or something?
>>3924500
le ultimate newfig
>>3924507
I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you!
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Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
