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2015-11-16 21:35:53 Post No. 3917033
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2015-11-16 21:35:53
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>Plan alpha speech
>Crack a joke to lighten the mood
>Nobody laughs
>Starts to get real uncomfortable
>Kid in front mumbles something sarcastic
>Throat gets dry, start to sweat
>Voice is trembling and cracking
>Forget rest of speech
>Teacher asks whats wrong
>Accidentaly fart real loud
>Red face, entire class laughing
>Pass out
>Hit head on corner of the desk
>Front row of kids jump from their seats and sucker punch my unconcious body
>One kid soccer punts head (king hit), start to convulse
>Teacher just shakes head and laughs, asks somebody to take out the trash
>Get dragged out to dumpster
>Dies