Your eyes flutter open as they react to the burning sunlight shining through the window. It's the start of a brand new day for you. You've got to get up and go to work, earn your wage and give your boss more money to splash on that third house he wants, and then you'll come home and shitpost on 4chan until midnight.
You yawn an unusually high-pitched yawn. That's odd. You don't yawn like that. There's not usually a weight on your chest either. You don't own a pet.
You throw the covers off of your body. You expect to see your hairy chest, but there isn't a hairy chest. There's two round things covered in pink fabric. Your hair certainly wasn't this long, either. And since when did you wear anything above your chest in bed?
Something's up. You get up, and realize something else: This isn't your room. Why is everything so messy and vibrant? Why does it smell sweet?
There's a full length mirror door where you suppose the closet is. You walk over and stand in front of it. There's a familiar person staring back at you, but it's not a man, it's a woman! You're a woman!
Yet, why do you recognize this person? In the midst of your confusion, you think. Suddenly, it hits you. It's that girl who likes dank memes and funposting, that mascot from the board you like! You're...you're Keksandra!
Moves:
>Sit down and comprehend what's happening
>Open the bedroom door and look outside of your room
>Explore your room
There are no specifications, you must pick a move. Vote for what to do. The first valid reply ending in 3, 6 or 9 determines what you do.
Sit down and comprehend what's happening
>>3915522
Oh hey I got double-dubs too and my Captcha is quads
>>3915522
explore ur room
>>3915533
Well, this is huge. You don't know how, you don't know why, and you don't know how science could shit out a reason for it, but you're Keksandra. You quickly test out your voice.
"Testing, testing," you say. As expected, you don't have a manly voice. It's now a peppy, smooth, high-pitched drawl. You spit a bit on the 's' sounds. It must be a lisp.
Keksandra's room, well, your room, you guess, is a pigsty. There's paper everywhere. A lot of them have drawings, but some are pictures printed for a computer. There's a picture of a doge. And there's a drawing of what you think is Patrick Bateman dancing. Wow, even as an adult, her artistic skills haven't developed. You could have mistaken this for a five year old's drawing.
You smooth out the covers on the bed. It's a purple sheet with lots of repeating numbers scattered on it. Figures.
There's a bedside table with a digital clock and a few framed pictures on it. You pick up one and look at it. It's Keksandra, well, you, doing peace signs with another woman. She had a fedora and a grey jacket, and strikingly purple hair. You were sure that you had seen her before.
Finally, you decide to check out your closet. You slide the mirror door open. Holy fashion Batman, she has a lot of dresses, and they all look the same. You're almost certain that all the clothes are purple until you see a few garments in different colors at the end of the rack. You look down and see some shoes and socks. Above you are a bunch of Top Gun hats, and they all say different things.
Well, I guess it's time to get dressed.
What should she wear: Specify one of each:
>A long purple strapped dress with a :^) on it
>That glossy strapless green number at the end of the rack
>The glossy purple singlet which is basically a shorter version of the first dress, going down to your hips.
>The pink dress with the ribbon around the waist and the huge bow on the back
>Top [specify] Hat
>Black flats
>Black Maryjanes
>Socks Y/N
3, 6, 9 decide
>>3915558
no dress
no hat
no shoes
silk stockings
also, who are you quoting?
>>3915567
no dum dum you can't request no clothes or clothes I didn't list you can only request the quoted clothes
>>3915568
Quoting who?
>>3915571
john lemon the absolvent madman
install gentoo
>>3915558
purple singlet
top cute
flats
no socks
no bra
no panties
>>3915579
not valid btw :^(
>>3915594
Rollin for this.
>>3915709
You've always wondered what it's like to wear a woman's clothes. You haven't given it much thought, but you feel pretty jealous about how women get all those cool styles while you're stuck with plain stuff. If you went to a dance, you could only wear a black tuxedo, and women could wear any fabric, color and style they wanted. Now that you're a woman, you could find out.
You can tell that it's going to be a warm day outside, so you don't need a bra. You may as well ditch the panties. You take them both off. You can see your breasts in the mirror, which are fairly large, and your genitals, which are tucked neatly between your thighs.
You pick out the purple glossy singlet. The fabric feels cool in your fingers, like silk or satin, and it looks like it can stretch a fair bit. You guess that this is why the singlet looks a bit small. You slip the dress over your head and pull it down over your breasts and stomach. The fabric stretches and squeezes your body, showing off the curve in your hips and your rack. It feels like a pretty soft hug.
Without any thought, you pick out a random hat. It says "Top Cute". You guess that's fitting. You place it on your head. You're about to take it off to tie up some pigtails, only to find that you apparently sleep with them in place.
Considering your lack of panties, you find a pair of short black leggings and slip into them. Damn, they shape your butt pretty well.
You look down at the shoes. There's only two styles and one color: Flats, and Maryjanes. You've always had trouble with buckles and straps, which was why you never wore a belt. You slip your bare feet into the flats and stroll around in them.
Wow, you have to admit, this is a pretty comfortable outfit. Why couldn't men be able to wear this? You can worry about that later, now is the time to go out. You leave your bedroom.
Moves:
>Go to the dining room for breakfast
>Go to the lounge and try to socialize
>Go to a board's bedroom
3, 6, 9, you know the drill.
I can appreciate the effort you put into this but I'm not really feeling it my family. Sorry
I'm still here guys
>>3915558
>It must be a lisp.hisssss lol
>>3915739
>>Go to a board's bedroom
/int/ :^)
Eat some non-sexual breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day!
>>3915913
You stroll down the hall and skip down the stairs ever so daintily. You don't see any doors opening as you pass them. Maybe they're all having breakfast.
As you walk, you notice that your flats might be a tad big. The heels of your feet pop out occasionally and come down on the back of the footwear. It reminds you of school when the annoying kid behind you steps on your heel on purpose. You do figure out how to stop it by adjusting your toes a bit. Maybe later, you can go shoe shopping! You could use some cute new shoes to strut your stuff in.
You make it to the dining room. There's a lot of boards here, and they are all sitting at a very long dining table, fit for nearly eighty people. A friendly looking woman in a chef's hat and an apron is placing a large plate of neatly buttered toast somewhere in the middle of the table, next to some scrambled eggs and cereal boxes.
There's an available space near the end of the table. Next to the space are two women. One is a girl in overalls with sticks in her hair, and the other... hey, it's that girl from the picture! The one with the fedora!
You grab a plate and put some toast on it, then sit in the chair. Boy, this woman knew how to cook. You munch your toast and drink a tall glass of milk.
As you swallow the last bite of toast, you lean back and rub your stomach.
Moves:
>Talk to the woman with the fedora
>Talk to the woman with hair sticks
>Get up and leave to do other things
3, 6, 9 decides
Eat some fruits and milk too because otherwise you won't get health from just toast
>>3915906
>lisp
Common or Scheme?
>>3915522
>:^)
install gentoo
install gentoo
Talk to fedora
install gentoo
install gentoo
install gentoo
Talks to fedora
install gentoo
install gentoo
install gentoo
>>3916091
install gentoo
>>3915522
install gentoo
Talks to fedora
install gentoo
>>3916099
who aren't you quoting?
dubs
>>3915926
install gentoo
>>3916110
install gentoo
>>3915926
tell fedora to install gentoo
Op. Decide a winner already
>>3915522
this is a shit a big one a grat one tbh pls start over
<Explore you're tight little loli body
D U B S
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>>3915945
this, also coconut
>>3915926
Get up and leave to do other things
grow beard
OP, please continue
[X] Rape the maids