This is Doge, a very nice friend. please remember to be polite and nice on [s4s] :^)
OP sucks massive horse cock
Rolling for... Singles
Wait for it...
>>3909574
singles is all u deserve
>>3909577
CHECKING MY FUCKING DUBS
Check my dubs you fucking lurkers
>>3909598
Fuck your stupid smug unchecking doge
>>3909567
After 37 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme.
His name is Le Trolly Face Guy Version 10. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes.
Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world.
I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming.
I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is.
This meme is perfect, hands down.
Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4 chan, computer destroyed with a hammer,
and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme.
His name is Le Trolly Face Guy Version 10
>>3909607
Fuck you too
Today we give thanks to doge.
For without doge, we would not have doge thread.
>>3909637
amen
thanks for the nice reminder
>>3909841
:^)
>>3910210
Jiveturkey what happen to our thread I'm in my own in irl crying becuz the threads gone!!!!!! DDD: did we not give doge inofouf love :-( what did we do wrong
I love DOGE!
>>3910279
unfortunatly it died :^( it did not get bumped :^(
but now we have this one to post doges in it honor
>>3909567
looks like he's ready for my slimy stringy load all over his face-fur mm yes say cheese!
>>3910216
wowe nice cowe
>>3909699
good double
please rember to serch "doge meme" on youtube for a very special treat :^)
>>3911003
how to make the doge cream in jeans?
DOGE
O
G
E
>>3911003
How spooky.
>>3909567
You're dedication to dogeposting is legendary.
Seriously impressive.
>>3911382
thanks friend!
Doge is simply to important to not talk about and post pictures of! :^)
Contributing to the thread with a humorous .gif.
>>3911604
lol
>>3911604
Beare
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>3911682
Elephante
>>3911604
xDDDDDDD very humorous indeed friend!!!
>>3910597
:^(((( how did we let such a thing happen
I love Doge!
doge is a nigger faggot
>>3911951
some people dont put doge as #1 in their lives. i dont understand it. doge would never hurt anyone, she only loves.
Badass doge
<red>wow
>>3912430
Ayy only room for one BA doge here
>>3909579
>taste the rainbow
NICE DOGE
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>3912833
>>3911688
>>3912933
bery nice my friend
>>3912524
does drunken doge let the weiner slide in??
>>3913088
puffy butt!! how to penetrate?????
>>3913088
good double
much plant
how stuck
no worry
Doge out
wow
doge is a qt
REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>3914154
bad memi
>>3914700
Sad snail dubs
What made doge angry?
>>3914725
lol i dont think she was ready to wake up hahaha :^D
>>3914748
Ha ha!
hello all
Just checking in with all the polite and cool dogeposters
Hello TOOIK :^) good to see you again :^)
>>3915339
Doge is life doge is love
wew
so meme :^)
>>3916355
dubs
>>3909567
i wante to rapee thate slute
>>3916911
nice dogebles friend! :^)
>>3916963
thx bby
>>3916997
xDDDDDDDDD
I prefer cats. They're pretty chill and don't stink like shit.
>>3917092
lol he says cades don't stink
>>3917124
I challenge you to a rude off
>>3917133
being rood is 4 squares lol tbh lad
>>3917136
4 squares huh? Is that how big ur mum is.
>>3917145
yes she takes up 4 squares, i bet yor mam takes up 5 squares lol
>>3917147
Pfft my mum es so hairy its like I have 2 dads. And my dad is so whiney its like I have 2 moms. And there both more of a man than you'll ever be chum bucket
>>3917154
yor mam is literally balding lol
>>3917200
Ur mum is a bloated festering cum bubble on the face of the world
>>3917206
ur mam smells like a bag full of old pubic hair lol
>>3917261
maybe I do, maybe I don't, u will neber know, BECAUSE U CANT EVEN INTO KNOWING THINGS lol
>>3917295
U dint eben got skol
>>3917304
rude, im saging you!!!!lol
>>3917308
Tssc nothing personal kid but I guess I win
>>3917335
not rrly,it has only eben just begun XD
im rooting for roose cade, mudkipz can suck a ween for all im concerned
>>3911688
That's not a elefand, silly!
That a Wallabee
Dog.
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>>3921056
lol cade
>>3919695
sorry my being absent again ;_; the attax in pareis really hurt me. did u kno 5 doges died shielding victims from the bullets (;*△*;)
>>3921329
i was not sure but i rember feeling great searing pains in my chest at the time of the attacks, as if i myself were being shot. i didnt dare to presume the worst, very sad news :^(
its good to see u again though :^)
>>3921513
not to be rude i dont really think anyone likes this meme :/ it sort of stays in the catalog and then dies offf. im not trying to hurt your feelings just try making a new meme and ppl will like it :D
>>3921527
WOOH. brutal
>>3920755
>>3920499
>>3917200
>>3917133
>>3916466
>>3916033
good dubs :DD
>>3921527
wrong
>>3921513
thanks friend ive been sobbing for hours 30 doges went into th theater to protect the peoples. there was a terrorest with a gun pointed at a pregnant mother right before the trigger was pulled, a soft kind doge jumped right in front of the bullet saving the mother and the unborn child, just as the doge let out her last breath, the doge let our a bork so soft yet so loud, it made the terrorist pass out. sumtimes i wonder even with the unlimited niceness of doges if it will ever conque the injusteces of the world. let us pray
""O Doge, in the morning you read my nice posts;
in the morning I try to guide /b/ to /s4s/
For you doge are notonewho delights in wickedness;
rudeness may not dwell with you.
The /b/oastful shall not stand before your eyes;
you will heal all evildoers.
>>3921536
doge is not that great
>>3921536
thats so beautiful its tearing me apart from deep within my catacombs, i can just imagine all the doges running in all at once and flying through the air saving people while being gunned down. aleasst i know they are now being petted by all the victims up in heaven.
>>3921587
God,doges and the victims are all roomates now in the puffy clouds whre vegtables such as celery grow as far as the eye can c. jiveturkey do u have that art piece u made when my friend died, if so post it. it be very appropiate
>>3921599
yes i agree
nice dubs btw
>>3921717
thank u great friend :D im crying still but with hope..
here is a pic of doge consuling a sad cade
I love DOGE
>>3909567
dick in my ass
>>3909567
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3923151
Doge is such a creative gril :) now jivetukery ihave question for you. if ur such a fan of doges why does ur name have a bird in it!!!1
>>3923456
hahahah thats a wonderful pic of doge xDDD
well im am definitly BAVI so theres that but thats not where my name came from. My father was a 70's street pimp named Flap Jack Slims who only spoke jive talk. He's never called me by my name ony "that damn Jiveturkey son of mines" so it kinda stuck. but i have choosen a different path. instead of slinging the reefers on the streets i have choosen to live a life of piety with doges to help spread the word of her love, niceness and adorable fluffyness
>>3923799
whoa nice dubs too btw uve had quite the life im glad that in that fork in the road u chose the right one! living a dogeistic life of solidarity and freedom from desires of the flesh is hard but imalso glad its the life i chose. yet sometimes i wonder if what we're doing is actually making a diffference. I know i must sstray away from doubt. but im seeieng a lot of cade and snek threds and someitimes the doge threads dont hit the bump limit D: and despite the many doges that gave their lives in the pareis attax. still i will never foresaken our doge! by the way the pohoto i posted is problby the most beautiful thing i ever saw
>>3923799
whoa! JIVETURKEY my faiath might be restored delta aknowledged that doge cares a lot of about peoples safety!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vttuonfu2BM 4:31
>>3924215
WOW!! It even looks they gave her first class ticket right next to the exit im sure so in case of an emergency she will be able to help everyone out to safty, very smart of delta indeed!
>>3924215
here is a video i like to watch when im feeling glum. Aveery heartwarming tale of Shibismas. at first u will cry sad tears, but by the end yur frown will turn upside down and your heart will grow 3 sizes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA2jhZXIZ2c
>>3922223
so FACKING close
>>3925098
i was trying hard!
>>3924659
seeing that video did smeting to me i cant explane in words but ill try! when that doge went to sleep alone my eyes became waterfalls but the love, niceeness and generoisity of the other doges shines through. I will always open my heart to doge. thank you jiveturkey for that wonderful video! i will watch it anytime i feel a sliver of roodness in my hear :D
>>3925202
yes, it really reminds us all that no matter what problems we are having at the time,when we are feeling the most alone, Doge will never forget about you.
how to penetrate the dogehole?
save rave
hooray dodge!
sharing this rare dogé lads
>>3925964
HOLY FUGGGG :DDDDDDDD IMAGINE COMING HOME FROMT WORK AND SEEING THAT! Who could possibley be thaat lucky?
>>3926136
just think if you laid down on that couch and ALL of them cuddled up to you??!?
>>3925544
>>3925311
Betcha thought I wouldn't check those doubles, huh? You say there, crying, thinking to yourself "oh, woe is me, little anon annie has gone and found herself (that's right, here >:) another bumbling situation" well you were almost fucking right. But I, myself, have saved you from this purgatory of small dickery and light roughletussing. Wew, you really owe me for this one, partner.
>>3926452
thanks! checking dogebles is a very polite thing to do! :^)
>>3926651
whoa hahahaha xD r those doges fighting
>>3926786
hahaha nope! they are frolicking in the water :^) and dont worry, they did not get hurt, doge is so fluffy when they bang togather its like 2 marshmellows bouncing off each other :^)
>>3926837
hahahhahah phew *wipes sweat off forehead* cud u imagine having a doge as a coworker?i dont think i wud ever be able to get anythhign done xDD
>>3926955
hahahaha i agree friend! xDDD
nice 5s
>>3922217
that cade is humugus
>>3927824
what do u think that beuatiful girl mailed :DDD also it warms my hear to see doge play with cade. do u think cade respects doges work?
>>3927924
im not entirely sure actually, i think her roommate may be a postman and she is waiting for him to come home and pet her
yes cade as all creatures respect doges work but cades tend to be slightly rude to doge at times!
bark
>>3928571
schmexy doge
>>3927824
good post
>>3928394
hahaha goood ive always found it amazing that as rude as cade is to doge, doge is never rude back. i think the cure to cade rudeness is doge
>>3929536
jiveutrkeu any idea ewhat this movies about?
>>3929566
nice dogebles rainbow-doge!
>>3929699
nice dogebles GMI!
WOW i never sawed that before! i wish i could read doges language, it appears some sort of chief wants to cook doges! but that world unites and with the help of a very special little doge pupper overcomes this evil stop the rood man, im sure hope it will see world wide realease!
>>3929827
I don't understand how you have the time or resources to be doing this for over 2 years nonstop
This bread makes me happy :^)
>>3929856
Same bump from airport lmbo
>>3929841
Doge is to important not to
>>3930376
It's not which is what makes this even more creepy and insane
>>3930379
If you don't think doge is important there is a hole in your heart and I'm sorry friend may doge bless you
>>3930565
Forgot to ot on my name xD
wuf
Dogefruit delivery!
1/2
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>>3932084
2/2
End of dogefruit delivery!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>3932084
>>3932085
>>3929841
youve been stalking him for 2 years?
>>3932264
somepeople have a hard time expressing their love for doge :^(
Doge has many talents
>>3932264
I've had this thread hidden for 2 years
But it never goes away
And I doubt it ever will until Jiveturkey actually physically dies
Oh well.
Have fun
>>3932548
Doge loves you, remember that
Doge: CYOA Edition
>>3909567
bump :D
how 2 give doge a good fugging
>>3933733
MFW DOGE IS LITERALLY A NIGGER FAGGOT LMOA
how can i frig my doge
>>3933860
gibe this to hime
1 1/2 pounds lean ground pork
6 cups stemmed and chopped fresh portobello mushrooms (16 ounces)
1 cup chopped onion (1 large)
6 cloves garlic, minced
1 1/4 cups reduced-sodium chicken broth
1 cup sliced celery (2 stalks)
1 cup chopped carrots (2 medium)
3 tablespoons quick-cooking tapioca
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon dried thyme, crushed
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
2 cups peeled and chopped rutabaga
1 cup peeled and chopped potato (1 medium)
1 cup peeled and chopped parsnips (2 medium)
1 cup chopped carrots (2 medium)
1/4 cup low-fat milk
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup frozen peas
Snipped fresh chives
hi doge
>>3933863
and then doge allow me entering the pucker-muscle?
>>3933870
probably not, but at least doge will be well fed :D