This is why you eat your broccoli
That's okay son, I am homosex, too. Who else would live with your ugly Mama
broccoli contains aromatase inhibiting properties which make it an excellent choice for maintaining a healthy testosterone level within the body and avoiding excess estrogen which causes hardcore gay buttsex
>>3907585
AND I AM SIX FEET TALL AND I AM SINGING
MAYBE SIX FEET IS NOT SO FAR DOWN
Does it count if I slipped and accidentally inserted a dildo in my buttocks
>>3907599
wicked dubs lad
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>3907585
this is true tbh
I hated broccoli as a kid and now I post using the name "prettyboi" on s4s and have kissed a guy and liked it. At least I only like feminine guys, but still. Eat your broccoli kids or you'll be gay like me.girly boiz pls insert benis ;D
i hope that poor boy finds his neck because he obviously doesn't have one
>>3907636
another side affect of broccoli deprivation tbh, but you only lose your neck when you're looking over your shoulder so it's not that bad.
>>3907636
It's nice that God gave us a sense of humour
cheese will make you super gay though