ITT god-tier waifus
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>3900447
haha...
bump :')
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
easy
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>3900447
>>3900481
>>3900477
>77
Dubs
I see you're not a fucking nigger :^)
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>3900509
>thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
>i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
>wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
>omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
>omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
>i came so hard im now a woman thx op
>The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
>I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
>i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
>thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
>op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
>WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
>super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
>oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
>holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
>epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
>I’m watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
>I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can’t hear shit thx op 10/10
>your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
>thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
>thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
>op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
>awesome porno op I came in a poor man’s suit pocket.
>I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
>omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!
>thx OP! I had balck labador retriver dog and i cam on him now i have Dalmatian dog
>>3900447
Wow haven't seen fortunes in a while
/fortune
Shit how'd it work again?
Your fortune: Average Luck