Let's say you're out camping, you opened a bag of Doritoes, one hand is covered in puss from popping the biggest zit you ever had, and the other hand is covered in jizz from fapping, which hand do you use to eat the Doritoes?
i don't eat the dorito
Use a spoon
doritos are gross
i lick the cum off my hand
>>3897387
whose hand?
Uhh find a leaf and wipe both hands first? Or attempt to use the dorito bag itself.
>>3897387
jizz, duhh
>>3897387
mm Doritos I
wish I had some Doritos
Doritos are best
Zit puss hand. I usually always eat the shit that comes from my zits.
>>3897387
dive in face first, no hands ma
>>3897387
Disregard common sense.
Throw that shit in feces and eat it like a pig