ITT we post extremely intelligent humour and act as if we were super intelligentbecause we are super intelligent
>>4036622
>22
but we're idiots pretending to be idiots so ppl will confuse us for smart ppl ironically pretending to be stupid!
nice dubs
>>4036632
LoLo, this thread is not for you. I must kindly ask you to leave. On the other hand, is it even possible to truly leave a non-material place like this thread? A place that is nowhere in particular but only exists through the monitors of the people observing it? How is this place observed if it doe not really exist? One could argue that it is present somewhere on a server in Hiroyuki's sleeping quarters yet even the daa stored there is not the place itself, merely it's expression in numbers. What an instresting thought, LoLo..
How can sex be real if our waifus aren't real
Renee Descartes walks into a Burger King and orders a whopper.
The cashier asks "Do you want fries with that?"
Descartes responds "I think not."
Then he disappeared.
>>4036683
give her the ducke xD
>>4036672
Because it's not a location it's a set of data you dumbass.
A zen transcendentalist walks up to a hot dog vendor.
The vendor asks "What do you want?"
The zen transcendentalist answers "Make me one with everything."
If I'm reading op correctly smart means edgy.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
>>4036692
And yet it presents itself to the observer as a forum in which material entities (Humans that is) are able to communicate and in which their materiality is overcome. Also although it may be a set of data the idea of territory is undoubtedly applied: Those posters who present themselves in a certain way (i.e. calling people "dumbass" or otherwise being rude) are usually asked to "leave" and "go back to >>>/b/ pls".
>>4036683
>>4036698
I chuckled wholeheartedly, kind comrades!
>>4036710
Are you implying that motion is possible? How come?
Cool thread OP! Reminds me of a distinguished piece of humorous literature that was recently shared with me. Here goes:
Immanuel Kant walks into a bar.
Suddenly,ses
>>4036727
Interesting. The beard is erect.
>>4036715
Splatter patterns
>>4036727
Epic simply epic
except not really you retarded fuckwad stick that shit meme up ur shithole where it belongs lmao
REKT
>>4036738
u mad lol butthurt lmfao kek
>>4036738
>>4036747
Dearest LoLo & Anonymous,
this is the chancellor of [s4s]. If you don't stop using this kind of language I will see no other choice for myself than to shut this board and subsequently every other down for hours to come as I did earlier today. Please refrain from using bee language on our family friendly board.
Your's truly,
the Chancellor of [s4s]
>>4036753
i liek peenors
>>4036758
That's better. What's your favourite peenor?
>>4036712
I am triggered by this primitive hauntological logos
>>4036784
Interesting, please elaborate.
>>4036632
the mean of a group of idiots is surprisingly accurate
Schopenhauer once asserted that it was possible for an intelligent man to read so much that he could essentially "read himself stupid." Well, to this I respond, "Surely in that scenario the man must be reading Schopenhauer!"
*chortles*
>>4036807
Quite huoumourous.
>>4036622
There's no way a trolley like that is going fast enough to do that vertical loop after running through 5 people.
Problem solved.
Let's change the scenario a little, what if instead of changing the direction of the trolley, you must either let it kill 5 people or NOT watch a fat man do sick back flips in order to stop the trolley.
There, think about that thought experiment.
I just want a cute gf who wants me to sniff her anus, make it happen ye philosophers
>>4036871
ever tried online dating? if you find a girl, you might be able to sniff her anus.
>>4036871
What if you already have a cute gf who wants you to sniff her anus but an evil demon is deceiving you into thinking that it's not the case? Ever thought about it like that? Maybe you already have her you just don't know about it and therefore cannot experience it. Is this helpful?
I just want anime to be real, make it happen ye philosophers
>>4036883
>was this helpful?
hardly.
>>4036886
But Anon.. Anime is real!
>>4036886
Define "anime"
Define "real"
>>4036883
but of course, there cant be an evil demon, i know i exist and i know god exists, and god would never deceive me!
>>4036901
What if good is essentially good but a lesser and less powerful creature is concentrating all its power on deceiving you?
>>4036894
yeah, try again! you wanna gf. only one way put yourself out there. be that by going outside (you're on 4chan, highly doubt that) or going on a forum/dating site
>>4036904
*god is essentially good
>>4036904
they have less power, you need omnipotence to deceive convincingly, all this weak demon could trick me of is my dreams.
"lol how tf could i even think of god if im not god??"
-Rene Descartes
>>4036886
how can anime be real, if color isnt real?
>>4036910
You don't need much power to deceive only one dude.
>>4036913
trademark in a nutshell
>>4036916
god would stop the demon if he is doing something so wicked
>>4036916
this man must be important if one little demon wants to trick only him, maybe he's the only person he can trick (only god and he exist) so he is tricking 100% of the people god wants to not be deceived
>>4036923
god is wicked
>>4036931
but i said god was good, if he was not good he would not be perfect and and then possibly not contain the perfection of existence
>>4036907
yeah I only go outside to go to the gym
people online seem kinda desperate...
but maybe everyone is desperate these days
i want these limes to be real, make it happen ye philosophers
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>>4036935
post you're mfw whan the wicked demon is also a part of god's all-encompassing etenal body of excellence as is the man who is being deceived into thinking that he doesn't have a gf who wants him to sniff her anus.
>>4036939
got any hobbies? find local meet ups, its hard to find clubs as an adult believe me, but if you can find any, JOIN THEM. best way to meet people and if you hate talking or aren't confident, as shia labeouf would say JUST DO IT, what can hurt? other than if you dont, no gf m8
>>4036940
Can you falsify them not being real? If not, who's to say that they are not not unreal?
>>4036807
ah quite so! :^)
all other posts are terrible :-/
i donut even think they where irony :^(
oh except the "pretending to be idiots." that's true. "idiots pretending to be idiots so people think we are smart." that's the ticket, laddie.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>tfw no bf to sniff ur anus
>>4036952
i cannot eat, touch or feel these limes, those are key to existing in the real world, as all things i have experienced of my sense data are of those qualities.
>>4036954
Don't be deceived friends! This anonymous poster is in fact not a qt animu maiden but is the evil demon himself I'm sure!
>>4036957
Couldn't have said it better myself.....
>>4036953
prove they arent ironic
>>4036957
That sounds like you are trying to verify their existence... How very invalid..
>>4036961
QED
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4036957
u can touch or feel my dick doe
hehe faggot
ITT: >>>/r9k/
>>4036712
The picture in your post seems to humorously reference the well known nature vs nurture debate.
I just want to point out that that debate is not at all a philosophical one, it's a scientific problem since it seeks to know our physical universe in particular, not a purely logical fact.
>>4036966
Great double numbers! But I don't know why you are yelling :^(
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4036972
Actually, "science" is only an subcategory of philosophy.
can knowledge be a belief that is either only true or justified?
>he thinks God and nature/universe are two different things
quoting the bearded giant and his qt animu
are humans just robots (predicable, predetermined)
>>4036982
this
Should we show this thread to /lit/ and /his/ so that one of them might go to the ball with us next time?
ubermemech
>>4036999
trips has decided what we do ALL HAIL TRIPS 999 checked those son
look! funny!
>>4037005
lol it's hisses
>>4037022
Only after determining whether your eyesight can be trusted or if an evil demon is deceiving you.
>>4037022
science is empiricism, Hume was a huge fan of science and was an empiricist. science is key to philosophy
>>4037022
good doubles! you said some kind of words or something though but i'm not sure ... :^(
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
should there be a /phil/ board? im in favor
>>4037045
it exists already it is called reddit. /r/somedumbthing i dunno lol. but seriously ur triggering me and plz check your privelege :^(
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4037045
but that's what /hliist/ is for..
>>4037053
oh sorry m80 i just checked my privlage on good old buzzfeed xD
>>4037022
How can you make any deductions about these things that your senses provide without the faculties of higher reason? You may sense that the sky is blue but it is through the deductions of the higher mind that you may come to understand WHY the sky is blue, tbh fam
>>4037058
well, /his/ should have more phil, s4s for the new /phil/ 2016!
>>4037063
I can get behind this. This is fun!
>>4036950
I've joined a few clubs/groups over the past few years, and 3 groups them were pretty nice for awhile, but things gradually went wrong and after some bad experiences with each group I needed to just walk away from all of it. Now I'm in a weird limbo where I don't really talk to anyone. Sometimes a friend will reach out and I just don't know what to tell them. I feel like I owe something to these people because I knew them for so long, but I don't like their behavior and it's not going to change. At the same time, friends would be nice. I'm just scared that I'm going to get into another friend group and it's going to happen yet again, because it keeps happening over and over again and I'm the common denominator here. So maybe there's just something wrong with me.
Hence why I'd just like to have a qt gf with a nice smelly butte. Just one person would be enough, someone I can support and give my energy to and not feel like I'm pouring myself into an endless black hole.
>>4037067
yeah :Dddd
>>4037068
I actually know that feel bro. I have a girlfriend tho, but she's far away and I haven't seen her in over a year which sucks because I too long for the kind of 1/1 relationship you are talking about. She lieves in another country, she's not from here.
Let me put it like this:
Observations + logic = a model of reality.
philosophy = logic
>>4037082
That's not what I meant Anon :3
What I meant is that philosophy encompasses science and science is but a subset of philosophy. Science inly works within an empiricist framework, it's useless otherwise.
>>4037059
thanks you too! :^)
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4037082
>implying empiricism and rationalism can't be united under a common system
EFF OFF, BITCH
>>4037087
most things are philosophy, PhD means Doctor of Philosophy, so a scientist is huge on philosophy
>>4037087
read some kant tbqh fam
>>4037114
summarise him for me, dont feel like reading his work for one 4chan thread
>>4037124all i want is bitches, big booty bitches
>>4037124
Basically what you just said in that post i quoted. Senses are useless without reason to give them form and reason is empty without the content provided by the senses. There's a lot more to it than that but philosophy has been behind your basic assertion for a couple centuries now.
>>4037133
good doubles! I "Kant" understand what you are talking about though. Get it? :^)
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4037126
that some gr8 philosophy right there uh huh
>>4037138
>138
Fiendish digits, my ghoulfriend!
You silly "Kant"
>>4037138
ebin memes fren ^))
>>4037138
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good joke dude! however, it's based on a common mispronunciation of mr. kant's name. the proper pronunciation of kant's name is actually more like "cunt," WHICH IS ALSO QUITE FUNNY!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4037141
I agree, I feel like philosophy should be about discerning the wonders of the ass
>>4037149
Wahahahahahahahahaha 2u2
>>4037158
thx!
>>4037154
gluteology is my favorite field of philosophy
>>4037149
no rude words plz :^(
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>>4037083
hope you guys can be together again soon, are you both working toward being together?
>>4037097
thanks. I think you're right. There's just a big time and energy investment in relationships, and one reason I left was because I felt like I wasn't putting my energy into what I actually wanted to do. I think there are things I need to accomplish on my own before I try to make more friends
gf would be nice tho
>>4037174
omg sry.
>>4036982
miss told me everything is physics and physics is everything and it turned out to be true
Seeing how science is just a subset of philosophy maybe we should amalgamize /lit/, /his/ and /sci/ into one new and wonderful /phil/ board. Someone powerful enough should ask Hiro to so on on /qa/.
>>4037185
The amalgamation is already right here on good ol' [s4s], friend!!
>>4037176
you need a plan for your short term and possibly if you know what you want, your long term future, if you need to set your life up/straight then do what you need, but try to achieve what you want (a gf, which is easier to get if you have a friend circle)
>>4037186
hah yes fren!!!
>>4037186
True, friend! I fagott!
>>4037176
evaluate an appropriate amount of energy and time when you apply this energy
>>4037222
nice trips pally consider youself check!
>>4037222
Nice trips. Let me check that. The beard is erect.
succ
good night, sweet thread
>>4037232
>>4037236
thanks fam! i just ate an apple that was kind of mealy though so that was kind of a bring down after :^/ i'm just going to focus on the important stuff though. #apples (that's a "hashcode" i'm going to use to discuss my apple situation on tumblr.)
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4036622
sticky this please
>>4037303
pls
>>4037288
nice dubs #thatwasonebadapple fam
>>4037264
it doesnt have to end this way ;(
>>4036622
could you please repeat that in japananese? i am a japananese student and i find it much easier to udnerstand if you post in japananese!
>>4037015
saturationsaturationsaturation
>>4037317
thank hmm, yeah i might want to think about this "hashcode" because once it is out there and it goes "on trend" it is too late! so i might go with
#notaverygoodapplewhichisdisappointingwhenyoujustwantedaniceapple
appreciate all comments/advice thx
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>>4037344
good doubles!
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>>4037350
gr8 pound sign fam!!!!
>>4037357
thx! i'm going to work on this there seem to be a lot of good options
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Total kant.
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4037377
Good doubles!
Good luck!
Your fortune: Average Luck
bumb smrat thred
>>4036758
came here to say this
tough questions for tough minds
>>4036933
Those dubs are wicked
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>>4036957
I feel the limes, more strongly than I feel the love of my analingus-loving gf
Who are you to say these things are not real?
>>4037336
Nihao chingchong superu intelligentoo nignog bazinguru nihao
Bumping with intelligent humour. How very delightful!
riddle me this, ye philosophers.. if a man gets dubs but there's noone around to check them, did he get dubs at all?
>>4038660
Yes, he did.
>>4038680
you cant verify that
>>4038682
Indeed, that would violate the premise. However, if we are assuming the premise, we assume “a man gets dubs”. In our hypothetical scenario, this is completely unverifiable, but we (existing, as we do, outside of the hypothetical scenario) know from the premise that the man did, in fact, get dubs.
>>4038685
Beautifully argued! Follow-up question: Seeing as we, outside of the hypothetical scenario, witness the man's getting of dubs, are we in any way capable and/or morally obliged to check his hypothetical dubs given our cultural affiliation with the [s4s] community and its rules of conduct?
>>4038695
That's a damn good question, and I must confess that I can't convince myself of this one way or another.
If we are not obligated to check his dubs, then how are we obligated to check any dubs? How do we know that the dubs we see on [s4s] are any more real than hypothetical dubs? They could be very detailed figments of the imagination, we could be dreaming, WE could be hypothetical philosophers, dreamt up by some other, stranger [s4s]. If we are not obligated to check his hypothetical dubs, then by what argument are we obligated to check any dubs? Is our code meaningless?
On the other hand, if we are obligated to check his dubs, then there are an infinity of other hypothetical dubs that we are obligated to check. Is this feasible? Surely our code must not be one that renders us helpless, eternally checking dubs with no time to do anything else.
Neither of the arguments above are rigorous, yet their main thrusts seem (at first glance) contradictory. Perhaps I have missed a key point in the proposed situation - I shall leave that for others to decide.
>>4036681
orgasms are real friend, who you share them with is up to you.
>>4036800
Thats no mean feat but nice dubs
>>4036800
Anime - emotional investment in fantasy that know no bounds
Real - dubs
nice dubs
>>4036915
Colors are interpreted meaning they exist like anime are watched and adored
>>4036909
God got most kills in every book version meme's and hold no shame as the winners control the history and messagethe future could be yours! sometimes I say to the sinners they blur the lines and lead the way
>>4037178
This post has everything even learning from a femalei am very proud of it hehe
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>>4038722
Being unable to falsify this poster's not-getting of singles has led me to the conclusion that he has gotten dubs, which of course I can not verify but am going to check!
huehuehuehuehuehue, charming.
God is nor bad or good. God just is as You just is. All in one and One in all.
God is funny and gay.
CP30 is god.
Our God is ATWA
>>4036877
>>4036900
cannot go unchecked
Can we say that our god is a just one given that some dubs go unchecked every day?ses
You can say and do whatever you want if you're god but birdslives still don't matter.
fere me insects... i culd kill you all tonight little ones... maybe i will >:)>:)>:)
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>>4039346
except they do becausebirds too are a part of god's eternal all-encompassing bod
Page 10 Smart Rave
>>4039344
>44
>dubs
>unchecked
Surely every moral system must decry this.
>>4040160
Great Scott!
>>4040155
>55
>dubs
Checked!
How come warewolf needs to be killed with silver bullet? Like if you use counterfeit silver bullet to shoot warewolf it will climb back up and complain that what he got in his heart was fake.
>>4040174
i dunno that's a good question but plz donut save this thread again nobodys because the karl popper imposterer d/n even know the difference between "verify" and "falsify" unless he is doing a ruse but that d/n seem too likely i don't think plz no save this whole thing is triggering me i don't like
here are some more apples.
fortune:
>>4040250falsified
>>4040262
i wish you wouldn't bump but i'm upvoitng your post anyway because of being an encouraging environment untlike other places you probably are more familiar with where people don't always upvote because they are meanies, but here we do upvote just in general for a supportive and nice board.
fortune:
>>4040278
Aww, thank you, will you be my black swan? :3
>>4036953
that is the mfw character in snoopy wot i wamt to fuck
>>4040285
if you mean "unexpected event" then no because that doesn't make any sense. :^( let's continue this conversation on r/peopletalkaboutthingsbutitisreallydepressingbecausetheyarepretendingtobenotseirousbuttheyareclearlyseriousanditissadbutyouhavetoreplyjusttopreventviolence kthx.
>>4040303
It's shitposting bru, I'm just spouting buzzwords :-D
What is the nature of justice lol
>>4040312
rude :-D
if you know so much about about f*cking surely you can tell me what truly makes a man wise lol
>>4040310
oh okay! great work!
i don't know who that rudeposter is below by btw fam (by the way, family.)
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4038625
that's deep
>>4040387
then you'll love this ,';^P
see you tomorrow, /phil/!
