Okay, so I wrote up a green-text story to tell to /b/, which I could hopefully then screencap in its entirety and send to BrendanielReads on Youtube, and hopefully get some videos of him reading it, because it's really fucking messed up, to be honest.
The problem comes in with /b/. Not only is /b/ toxic as fuck, but /b/ moves too damn quickly for me to even have it stay for very long. I'm hoping that the more classier [s4s] will tolerate and hopefully appreciate this god-awful experience I had.
Pic related. It's literally named A Taste Of What's To Cum. Pun intended, censored for your sanity.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Anyone?
Do I have to get dubs for you guys to pay attention to my story?
Check 'em
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Okay, you know what? I put too much time into this, so I'm posting it here.
Dear fucking god, this one guy. He's so fucked up in the head that I don't
even. And a little forewarning, yes, I am a gay furry, shut up, it's story
time. You'll like this, the kid's utterly psycho, and most of my actions were
quite autistic to boot. Helps that I have Asperger's. Anyways, be ready for
massive amounts of tard, and massive amounts of RP. He liked that.
>Be me
>Be February 22nd, 2014
>Be in junior year of high school
>Been member of furry fandom for a year now
>No longer depressed, things looking up for my life
>Get FB message from person
>Asks me if I'm the cuddling kind of bear, because he needs cuddles
>Correct him and says that I'm a tanuki
>Say it quite annoyedly, as I've been mistaken for a bear for far too much by
now
>He gets ready to cry
>Apologize to him
>He starts crying
>Says he just needed a hug
>Hug him
>He starts saying that he's a bad dog, and needs to be punished
>Ask if this is sex RP, presumably because I didn't want to have a BDSM RP at
the time
>Says it's not, and proceeds to tie a noose in RP
>wellthatescalatedquickly.pdn
(Continued next post)
>>4497488
nice dubs but Who are you quoting
(Continued from last post)
>Stop him from trying to hang himself in RP (Remember when I said I did a lot of autistic things? Yeah, this is just the start of it)
>He continues to want to kill himself in RP
>RP shoot him with a morphine dart
>He rips it out (Can you say everything-proof shield?)
>Says he can resist the effects of morphine
>Hit him up with some LSD
>He squirts it out of the injection hole
>whatthefuckingfuck.mid
>We continue some weird-ass tard fight
>I hit him with a frying pan, he dodges and pinches my balls
>I tell him to let go of my balls
>He tries to bite them
>I move my hand in the way so all he bites is my hand
>He pounces me
>I roll away, whip out my dick, pin him down, and fondle his balls (Did I mention the level of autism? Yeah, it's over 800,000)
>He tells me not to fuck him
>I tell him that if it keeps him from trying to harm or kill himself, I WILL fuck him
>Says he'll stop if I don't try to fuck him
>I ask him to promise me that
>He does
>I get off him
>He runs
>whatthefuckjusthappened.xml
>mfw
>Be next day
>Fucker asks me to RP fucking him in quicksand and then dying in it
>We discuss his weird-ass fetish, I mistake it for BDSM
>I say that it sounds like he's really fucking depressed because he keeps thinking about death
>He says death turns him on
>goodfuckinglord.ogg
>I ask him why it turns him on, get stupid as fuck explanation
>Tell him he's the most depressing person I've ever met, and that his death fetish is weird
>He cries
>I complain that practically every furry in the fandom is timid as fuck (At least half of the furries I meet are timid in some way, so this isn't entirely false, just exaggerated)
>He explains that he once dated someone who hurt him
In retrospect, I can fucking see why.
>Tell him he needs psychiatric help
>Says he DOES get help
>Nothing more that day
>>4497556
Would you believe me if I said myself?
>Be day 3
>Asks me if I want to rape him (In RP, of course)
>Tell him I'm not all that into sex RP
>He protests, but no further messages
>Be April 28th, 2014
>Get another message
>He hugs me
>Says he missed me
>holyshit.png
>Says he loves me
>ohforfuckssake.mp3
>I go along with it, hoping it'll make him feel better
>Says he wants to live with me
>I say that's not going to be an option for at least 9 years
>I explain to him I have plans to go to college for 8 years or so (Because science degrees and shit)
>Says he needs someone to be with because he's depressed
>Says I can't live with him
>We continue this tard convo for a little, he gets depressed and says he wants to kill himself IRL
>Says he needs someone to love him
>Try to set him up with furry dating site
>He refuses
>Try to talk him out of suicide
>Not much is working
>fuck.jpg
>Try to dig deep, because apparently, I'm a licensed psychologist now
>Some more tard bullshit, I can't even
>Try to get him to seek help
>More refusal
>Ask him if he likes the rape
>"Yes"
>deargodwhathaveigottenmyselfinto.doc
>Call him out on his bullshit
>Try to get him to seek help again
>Refuses for various reasons
>Eventually, he "blocks" the guy
>Apparently, the guy is only cyber-raping him
>mfw
>Still be April 28th
>Still talking with him
>Try to get him to get psychological help because he is seriously fucked up
>Still refuses (This is a constant plot point, btw)
>We wrap up the conversation
>Be same day, later
>Tells me he tried asking someone out
>ohgodherewego.fml
>"Oh, god, here we go..."
>He was too blonde for the guy
>He continues to contemplate suicide
>I send him my entire gay furry porn collection to help cheer him up
>He kisses me
>He's on phone, so he can't actually use it until tomorrow, when he can get on his laptop
>I try to get him to watch a Youtube channel dedicated to Whose Line Is It Anyway
>Be May 1st, 2014
>Messages me, asks me to RP with him
>Say I don't do RP
>Says he really needs it
>Send him a link to someone who would probably be willing to RP with him
>Be same day, later
>"I'm sad"
>"Why are you sad?"
>"No boyfriend"
>So I tell him I think I might have a video that could cheer him up
>Says "Fuck those retarded videos, I need love, I need a boyfriend"
>We discuss his need for a boyfriend
>I say he doesn't need one, he's not ready for one, he needs friends and psychiatric help
>He continues to drone on about suicide
>He gets fucking pissed at me, bites my neck in RP, he says he suffers too much, what with school
>Say I suffer in school, too, and crack local joke about Math Analysis class (There's a reason we call it Math Anal)
>Continue rant
>He's crying now
>Give him a little pep talk
>Says he needs a hug
>RP hugs him
>He calls me Daddy
>ohgod.tiff
>Says he wants me to be his father
>I reject, saying I can't legally do that, and that I'm the same age as him
>Wants me to be his father in his heart
>Agree, if only because I'm going to need to, so I can get him professional help, but I don't tell him that part
>Wants to move in with me next year
>Tell him I don't think my parents will agree
>Says if he has to, he'll sleep in his car
>Then says he wants to kiss me
>Allow this, thinking it's going to be a kiss on the cheek, like how some children do with their parents
>He french kisses me
>ohdearlordthecrazinessneverstops.sav
>We proceed to have gentle RP anal sex
>And then "fall asleep" in each other's arms
Nobody cares about your uninteresting greentext and depressed furry cyber boyfriend.
>>>/trash/
Obligatory: Who are you quoting?
>>4497593
O_O what the heck. thats really weird.
>>4497595
Yes, it is.
>Be next day
>"Son" wants to RP fuck in quicksand and die
>alreadyregrettingeventalkingtothisweirdo.xls
>Try to get him to get help for his weird-ass death fetish
>nope.avi
>Somehow, he manages to get us both into quicksand
>I tell him that we are not doing this dying in quicksand shit, and pull us out
>He wants it
>I propose a stupid compromise where I "dig a 4 foot deep hole and fill it with quicksand", and that it would be "our own little potentially deadly hot tub" that we could fuck in (I cannot make this shit up)
>He says 7 foot
>"No"
>"5.5 foot, then"
>"How tall are you?"
>"5 foot 9"
>"How 'bout 5 foot? You'll be up to your neck, at least."
>"5 foot 4"
>"I'm only 5 foot 5!"
>"6 foot"
>"How about 1 foot up your ass? DX"
>"Shut up, I do what I want"
>As any good parent would do, I grounded him
>Well, technically, I turned his room into a jail cell and threw him in there
>He apologizes
>I tell him I was just about to say "And you can forget about the sex tonight", but I'll let it slide because he apologized
>He says he'll be fine with a 4 foot pit
>I tell him we'll dig it in the morning
>He wants it tonight
>Says he's horny
>Say I should do something about that
>Says he wants to do it in quicksand
>"No"
>He runs to the quicksand pit and jumps in, defying all laws of physics and bending spacetime to his will
>He's chest deep
>"I can bend spacetime to my will all day, too! Watch. *What pit of quicksand? All I see is a pit of cotton candy that you're waist high in :3*"
>Tard battle
>teenagers.package
>Be May 12th
>Some bullshit about his death by quicksand fetish
>Hits me because I won't let him go sink himself in quicksand with his friends, some autistic shit like that
>He has a mental breakdown
>Be next day
>Some bullshit about yesterday
>He wants a boyfriend
>I try to set him up with potential candidates
>Doesn't want to try to get a boyfriend, just wants a boyfriend
>Says he doesn't want to move on, he got hurt the last time he tried to
>Tell him he has to move on, say something in Japanese that means "Do your best, for you have no choice"
>Agrees that he has no choice, just not in the way I meant
>Says he'll never be happy in life
>Blah blah blah
>Emo shit
>Try to hook him up with people, get him a boyfriend
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4497600
>>4497611
nice dubs
>Be June 6th
>"Son" wants me to RP rape him at gunpoint
>youarethemostdisturbingpersoniveevermet.wtf
>Am pissed about all the trouble he's caused me, so I inject him with a tranquilizer and put him in a harness hanging from the ceiling, which he wakes up in, "terrified"
>I say he needs to be taught a lesson, and crack a whip at him
>Begs me not to torture him, offers to suck my dick
>ohyoulldomorethanthat.sadism
>Offers to let me fuck him
>Say that the message wouldn't stick if I only did that
>Say that what I'm going to do is whip him, torture him, and make him my personal fuck toy for the night
>He objects
>I whisper into he ear "And you're going to love every moment of it" and whip him several times
>Says he wants to marry me
>Too fucking horny from whipping and hitting and torturing him to think about that
>Shove my dick in his mouth and make him lick it
>Squeeze his balls hard
>He says it hurts
>"That's the point, genius"
>>4497641
>>>who are you quoting?<<<
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4497649
See >>4497593
>Be June 7th, the next day
>Fucker wants to do the quicksand sex death pit thing
>"Do you have a death wish or something?"
>"(not irl)"
>thankfuckforthat.irl
>In-character, "son" makes bullshit about us being able to respawn after death
>igiveupletsdothisshit.leeroy
So we fucked and died in quicksand. To quote myself, "By the way, this is probably the weirdest fantasy you've ever had".
>Be July 21st
>Emo shit
>Not even worth covering
>Also tard battle
>Also talk of vore and me RP drowning him in a pit of hot tar while he sucks me off
>mfw this fuckwad has no end to his strange fetishes
>>4497398
>>4497398
What's the source of the furry pic here?
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE MASTER TROLE** POST THIS IN THREE threads or FACE trolling..
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