This is my first post on 4Chan. Welcome me to /s4s/ in the best way you can think.
>>4455791
we like frogs here
>>4455791
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.
how do I get to the good shit version then?
>>4455797
dumb frogposter
>>4455804
>sh*t
Please remember to mind you're language, this is nice board.
>>4455806
memist
>>4455791
Hi anon, welcome to [s4s], 4chan's board for posting dank memes! Is there anything I can help you with? Anything you want to know? I'll be glad to answer any questions you have! Please, make yourself at home!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>4455814
what benis for
>>4455816
No lewdness, crudeness, or rudeness, please!
fuck off
>>4455791
I went to that place in OP's picture.
I was tripping balls on mushrooms trying to masturbate while listening to Gregorian Chants. Trying my damnedest to think about raping an Asian woman in a restroom.
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to conjure visions of a terrified Japanese girl turtling as I bust into a college bathroom at 2am on a Saturday, wasted with my cock out, holding a rotary phone to bash her face in a few times before the rapening happens.
Instead, I'm laying there on my bedroom floor with a toilet brush in my ass, wearing my little sister's dirty panties, cock in hand with my cat laying on my chest purring. While I desperately try to cum, to sleezy thoughts, listening to horribly homoerotic chants about the bible or something.
Longstory short, I was viciously beating my dick for 3 hours. (gonna have scabs in the morning).
When all of the sudden, I'm in the glittery/gold nebula like whirlwind with pulsing stars and faggot angels playing the musicale instruments.
"Oh shit!", heading into the light. Meanwhile, disembodied floating heads of Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla are judging me for wasting my potential.
FINALLY came after 5 fucking hours after opening my bed room door to expose my self in the hall way. The thought of getting caught by my mom and sister's was what finally did me in.
Best nut in my life swear I laid in the opening listening to my sister's and talk over the Movie Lion King for about 30 minutes, while orgasmic juices slowly oozed out of my dick for the entirety of those 30mins.
I'll never forget that moment I saw the light and felt God. Nirvana
>>4455814
You are the only animeposter who is not dumb. I really really really like you.
>>4455799
nice dubs
A romance blossoms!
>>4455829
That's very kind of you to say, anon! Thanks!
>>4455791
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>4455937
forgot my pic
>>4455937
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
>>4455942
>over 300 confirmed friends
>>4455951
CRAWWWWWWWWWWLIIIINGGGGG IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
>le DUDE reddit le bowling shabbos reddit burp nihilism aha bacon shut the fuck up donny!!!!!!!!!! rick & morty lol
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>4455957
>XD
Get out!
>>4455957
rick and morty is anime at its best
>>4455957
who are you quoting?
mods sticky thread so /s4s/ users can learn to [s4s]
>>4455959
Did I le trigger u cis white male fuccboi? lel
>DAE le atheism? le 420 noscope montage fedora shrek
BANE?
>In this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phoney god's blessing, but because of my peanus weanus :^)
hahaha! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahaha!
>ITT enemies that bacon narwhale at midnight- the answer is, of course, I'm a big guy for you!
>>4455957
>>4455978
What did he mean by this?
>>4455986
he is a long time redditer since 2007
windows 95 took 13 floppy discs
>>4456021
Prove it
