some men
just want to watch the world burn
Q
minding my Ps and Qs
70. When your mom came in wearing a tight diving suit which is a little bit too revealing
69. During a wedding
68. While giving your girlfriend a "Popsicle"
67. When your girlfriend/wife belched
66. While in hell (You'll stay there for a longer time)
65. While reading a sad, sad story about your friend's history
64. When you got a piranha as a pet
63. When a horde of zombies are chasing you inside a hearse and you're riding a hearse full of zombies and you attempt to shoot them like you're a psycho and you ran out of ammo and you used your stick you just picked up from your backyard yesterday and killed the zombies with it and you became infected and became a zombie and you act normally like a gay British idiot who believes that the moon is where he was born and the zombie ate you and you fell down to your death and you died after eating a broccoli and the soul inside your soul went up to heaven and you laughed and asked the angel why the hell does a soul has its own soul and asked why this isn't number one and you got sent to hell and you did like from 66 and you got sent to super hell and did the same and you got sent to super duper hell and died without your spirit rising up and you are dead forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...
62. While farting out your insides
61. When you realized that your entire family died
60. While being injured
59. During a sermon in church
58. When your friend's life is ruined
57. When YOUR life is ruined
56. During circumcision... Self-Procedure... Without anaesthetic... Using a poor blacksmith's sledgehammer...
https://youtu.be/7YAVn466YBc
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>>4432366
haha dat white boi, doe..
