God damn you, [s4s]. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing

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2016-05-17 17:49:50 Post No. 4426624
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 17:49:50 Post No. 4426624 [Report]

God damn you, [s4s]. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, [s4s] seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

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Nodokaii 2016-05-17 17:51:58 Post No.4426629
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Nodokaii 2016-05-17 17:51:58 Post No.4426629 [Report]

>>4426624
I had hoped for a brief moment that this was original, but alas... t'was ne'er t'be

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le WHAT IN THE HERCK 2016-05-17 17:52:46 Post No.4426633
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le WHAT IN THE HERCK 2016-05-17 17:52:46 Post No.4426633 [Report]

>>4426624
WHAT IN THE HERCK IS GOING ON???

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Dark Lord 2016-05-17 17:54:40 Post No.4426642
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Dark Lord 2016-05-17 17:54:40 Post No.4426642 [Report]

>>4426624
Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this shit inside out. I don’t know what the fuck your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the fucking copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the copypasta. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. Please get fucked.

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LoLo 2016-05-17 17:56:37 Post No.4426652
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LoLo 2016-05-17 17:56:37 Post No.4426652 [Report]

>>4426642
i genuinely don't care i just wanted to make you waste your time replying to bullshit

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Nodokaii 2016-05-17 18:04:23 Post No.4426682
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Nodokaii 2016-05-17 18:04:23 Post No.4426682 [Report]

>>4426652
It's nice to see someone using my oc

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LoLo 2016-05-17 18:05:09 Post No.4426685
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LoLo 2016-05-17 18:05:09 Post No.4426685 [Report]

>>4426633
You have done it, you finally broke the limits of our own minds, you are a special kind of funposter, you are the child of legend who was foretold byour early GET erudites.
With your arrival, we enter a new era. An era where repeating numbers at the end of a post rise above it all. In this new world I wish to be the first one to say, nice dubs.