that face you make when you invest in a 401k
mm yea such satisfaction, guess what honey, im on the forty-year plan! saving up the crumbs like a rat cause you allowed a corporation to determine your worth & wouldnt u know it its just about enough to get by but certainly nowhere near the amount u might want if u were thinking about not pissing away your youth indentured in employment. you know, the sweet spot of wageslavery. and since the way you've chosen to earn your dirtsame living won't pay off after you've left the fluorescent ulcerhole...
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Pic unrelated but does [s4s] want to play some Left 4 Dead 2? Add Happy Happy Cultist and he'll invite you to the game!
Hand over all yo rare frogs white boiii
I was holding a gun to my head, finger on the trigger, when I thought of browsing [s4s] one last time before I left this cruel world.
This is the first thread on the page. I read the entire thread, tears streaming down my face in pure joy. I've been saved.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I know you don't have the balls to pull the trigger because you don't even have the balls to get a real job
XD, XD! FUCKING XD MY MAN. JUST FUCKING XD. LITERALLY XD MY GOOD MAN I'M LITERALLY XD IN IRL LIFE WAY TO GO MAN BRAVO XD XDDDDDDDDDDDD
I will post this everyday until Christmas!
What happens when you break your watch?
You start having a bad time!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>He's not gay!!!! He has a girlfriend!!!
I want to cock a clock
tfw crippling depression
>tfw dysthymia and don't feel sad, just feel like nothing all the time but nobody cares cause you aren't laying in the dark crying
Steve Pinker became a dubber
not a ass meme
don't call him esfincter
'cos its rewd
check da doibs only
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
pls post pictures of cat throwing up irl and fake