'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the *chan
Not an admin was stirring, neither in Japan;
The replies were hung by bait cast without care,
In hopes that a permaban soon would be there;
The posters were settled like lead in their chairs,
While visions of sugartits stiffened cocks theirs,
And Hiro in his T-shirt, the servers on tap,
Had just settled their fans for a long winter's nap —
When out from beyond there arose such a clatter,
He sprang in confusion not knowing the matter.
Away to his Twitter he flew like a flash,
Opened...
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Hiro drew up his lips, but before he could frown,
On 'roos Aussies and their friends came in with a bound:
Neckbeards cover'd in their fur, heads bald not their feet,
And robots who are tarnish'd with feces and pee;
Sacks full of black dildos were on their backs,
And they look'd like some paedos just covering their tracks:
Their noses — how wrinkled! Their pimples: how varied,
Their eyes sunk like corpses', asses red like cherries;
The drool from their mouths was draped down like a bow,
And the lice in their folds were as...
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>>4026444 →
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
occasional reminder that the number one is literally a benis
merry christmas faggots
i fucking hate all of you, redditors from this board
>>4026377
Dubs.
In poker, a pair of eights is called doggie balls. You almost had doggie balls anon.
1
00
hou hou hou
mery crismas [s4s]
>>4026374
merry kurisumassu
Merry Christmas [s4s]! I hope it is sugoi for the win !
>>4026370
It's gonna be epicly sugoi, just you wait!
>>4026372
Saved ! Merry Christmas anon!
>>4026370
Hahaha! My Chrimasu is going to be so kakoii!
merry
>>4026338
DE MAYO
MARRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
BEACE TO ALL XDDDDDDDDD!
>>4026323
hah dear man at chrismas haah xd
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>4026323
HABBY HOLIDAY XDDDDDD
Fuck off, we're full!
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*didgeridoo plays in the distance as a kangaroo kicks you in the chest and breaks all your fucking ribs*
Goodbye friends. I am go.
PETA are just unhinged furries.
And more quotes to come. I love this guy.
Dude! Love that page! All those quotes are my favorites! Are you psychic or some shit?
No. Just a fan of him.
Nice, fam! Cheers!
Berate my band /b/
>>4026313
ia cu-rumba beans
>>4026313
Dutch Ppl are White Guise
>>4026313
1,3,2,5,4
Troll this faggot
>>4026309
That corndog? No. Corndog dindu nuffin. He a good boy.
corndog corndog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwq524mLKiU
>>4026309
corn doge
私は今、学校に行きます。
>>4026277
niceo duberu desu
>>4026277
どんあ学校ですか?
あなたの学校はいいですか?
hey
Don't spook my goober like that
>>4026257
>>4026444 →
Merry Chris Angel
Merry Chemtrail
Merry Crabgrass
Merry Cocktail
Merry Chrysler
What do you want for Chrismes?
: )
i want gta five for pc tbh
rate my comic ask before you download please and thanks smash that like button
>>4026199
it alright
Antwan fantwan here.
I give this comic a strong 9
Chekc my doubloons
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Those aren't doubles
Based God blesses you with misfortune. Tybg
pet doge for christmas
(btw christmas is cancelled)
>>4026185
pat pat pat
makes no difference to me tbqh
pet pet