The story of Kalypto Joe.
>it was high time to eat some biscuits
>joe got off his horse and reached for his biscuits
>they were nigh out of reach
"Gosh dangit" said Kalypto as he wiped his hungry mouth with a tea towel.
>he gave another reach into his leather sack and found a small snake that had slithered in
"Probably after my biscuits" joe mumbled
>doctor Ray Twindleweed was with him at...
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>>4148181
Who are you quoting?
You're in for a treat if you mind my beat
>Joe was lost but in little than no time... a wagon approached
>joe had a thing about this wagon and quite frankly, didnt have time for this either
"You lost Jo- I mean mister" said a woman in the wagon.
"Well you could point me the way" said Joe manicly wiping his mouth with a tea towel
>he was sure he heard his name and this made him nervous
>for the only fame his name gained was trouble
"Just down this road hop...
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Do you wipe sitting or standing?
http://strawpoll.me/6769348/r
Standing is the autism method.
>>4148118
>buying into le sitting jew
>>4148121
most of my jewish friends stand. they're autists.
OH MAN IM UP FOR SOME JUICE
WAIT ONI CHAN
NOT THAT JUICE
NOT YOUR LOVE JUI-
*SPLUUUUURRRTTTTT*
uhh I'm cooming too *SPLURTS in ur mouth*
thanx bby :3
>>4147830
finally someone else to *splurt* with me ;)
>>4147826
incest lol
wtf why do you nerds still play animes?
Anime is real kid
Because he will make them real
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Because you are a shitposter.
Any more like this? I'm having a really hard time find these types of pictures.
That I feel like Im with my people I can say the most offensive shit and people will chant heil hitler with me :) I finally found my people my niggas
I <3 4chan in a gay way (no homo)
>>4146893
How new are you figget
Joined yesterday
Newfag gtfo
Your fortune: Average Luck
please respond fast or i kill myself
Hold on to Jesus Christ.
>>4146891
is this fast enough
Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Late reminder.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4146803
>>4146803
i was getting worried
>>4146876
don't worry.
OY MO8! OIM ANGRY!
wat happen, dear
haha xdd
Why are you angered , friend?
newfags don't know christopher poole
That's the guy that sucked my Dad's dick officer!
thats the guy who's granddad invented the internet
the text reads: "I really don't see how birds are that important" - Hiroyuki Nishimura
Birds are really important (they're nice and getter than bees too, so what's the ruckus all about? Birds>bees>bears
LE screw bears Xddd)
>>4145708
do you really want this man representing you and this site?
ass
butt
Wut
Steven Pinker = S. Phincter
teacakes
Love it. Great thread as always. 10/10 would read again.
>>4144548
you're wrong this is a shitty thread and an unfunny meme
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD I ZOZZLED...
LETS
>>4141777
SWIM
>>4141777
nice numbers
TWICE
Emergency reminder that 3D women are NOT important!
My thread 404 'd because I forgot to le bump it! Guest picture!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Don't forget.
>>4159428
[x] reminded
[] not reminded
>>4160243
Good!