This is what happens when ants find food
A brown man.
Sweet Mother, Sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.
I shitposted you!
Hey [s4s], who was in the wrong here?
who is this big guy?
this is nice board
Having a huuuuge poop on the toilet right now. I'm approaching my second flush although I couldn't accurately gauge the first one. The poop floated and came out like whipped cream, forming a floating pile that rose well above the water. The wiping will be quite difficult, I imagine, but it will be worth it. I will be quite corky after wiping, I have parted with a pound of old feces, some of it potentially being months old.
Two minutes later. There doesn't seem to be anything more coming out, only farts. But I can still feel the taint within my intestines,...
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