Help make the world a nicer place screw a virgin
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4444444 will be in this thread
how old is keksandra?
Why would you want to know such a thing
If you guess your own post number, what shows up in parentheses after the number?
OH DEAR RICH DORA STANDPIPE, HOW I LOVE HER!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
hey s4s, I'm in a pretty good mood tonight. I restrung my guitar, purchased dark souls 3 with money I had and now I'm able to finally stop sleeping on the couch because I have a bed now.
How are you tonight, s4s?
I'm drunk lol
hello I made this, please doughnut steel
Hookers should be praised and compensated well for their contributions to society. If this happened then boards like /r9k/ wouldn't exist as virgin cesspools.
prices will need to come down a lot for that to happen. something like $2/hour. right now it's just fuck slute for 30 minutes and back to /r9k/
might have to find something more economical
Neckbeards be like
OMG WHAT A KAWAII DRAWING OMG OMG BE LIKE MY WIFU SO WE CAN CUDDLES THE 2D DRAWINGS AND BE HAPPIES XDDD
>hyuck hyuck they be all like 'n shit yo hyuck hyuck
I want normies to leave
Fuckin', fuck Fuckers!
YOU BETTER GET READY TO LAUGH
I FEEL GOOD
I KNEW THAT I WOULDUHHHHHHHH
I FEEEEEEEL GOOD
*bowpuh chi bow now(
I knew that I wouldah
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhnuhnuh
I GAHTTUH YEW
Your fortune: Better not tell you now