Say something nice about Riko-chan!
>"GET OUT OF MY CHAIR YOU BARE MORTAL FAG!!!!"
AWWW YEAH GIMME THE SAUSAGE
giant bearies inhabit this island
pls be careful
The bearys are too big to be on such a small island!
How do they sustain themselves? Don't they need to eat?
Is this island so well adapted to serve as a beary habitat that the palm trees or whatever they would eat just grow back instantaneously?
YOU HAVE POSTED AN IMAGINATION IGNITING THREAD AND I MUST HAVE ANSWERS, OP
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I used to masturbated onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.
Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.
You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.
I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me
Is this an acceptable level of lewd?
giv face ploz
Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
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This is a swaglord thread.
Post sexy swaglord pictures and memes.
Reminder that if you are anti-bbqcorn, pls return to /r9k/ dumb frogposters.
Rare photo of swaglord in blackface
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If you see this thread while browsing [s4s], you have been visited by the ANNE FRANK OF STICKY. Hiding and bad luck will smile upon you, but only if you post "anne frank" in this thread AND if this thread is stickied!
Lolo in real life lol
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So once a year theres a big poster sale at our university. I went through the gallery when I saw pic related. I got triggered shouting "dumb anime poster!" at the poster guy.
What is wrong with me?
I should leave this websight asap -__-
anime is GOOD you shouldn't let sissy anime posters ruin it for you ! okay for example heres my list of good anime:
End of Evangelion
shit i dont really know any more
I guess hokuto no ken is good but thats only if you're a dude so you may accentuate the DUDE FEELS poor juza u ended up like those clouds :S
>mfw hodor dies