You wake up in Keksandra's body, fully clothed, in the 4chan world
What do you do?
Chaika On The Front Page!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
The Goodman® GSX13
>R-410A environmentally friendly refrigerant
>Energy-efficient scroll compressor
>Copper tube/enhanced aluminum fin coil
Thanks, Mr. Salesman, but I don't really need another outdoor refrigerator now. Sorry!
And a Chaika thread?
Your fortune: Average Luck
it's time for another ~~~~~Karen~~~~~~ thread
god save the queen
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There is literally nothing wrong with racism and sexism. The relative lack of it will end Western Civilization. Universalism is a moribund, unsupportable, extinction-attracting ideology.
Hello! I am Wayne Coyne from the very successful psych-rock band The Flaming Lips. Feel free to ask me anything!
Guys, I'm sad. And I know I said I was going back to sleep. I got on the archive and did some screenshots of some of this "person"'s posts. I know some of you lot will say, oh it's 4chan, persistent identity and whatnot, and I agree. I can just choose a different name if I so wish. My issue is that this person will just take whatever name I choose. And they are rude. They are rude and are doing this presumably to make me feel bad. Or something. I don't know what motivates this person.
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And additionally, I made polite requests several times, and they were worded politely with pleases and thank yous, to please stop. These were ignored. That in itself is IMO rude. Other impersonators have occasionally said that they'd like to use the name, which I don't mind as long as they aren't going to be complete asshats. But cade has been ignoring me when I ask him to stop.
I know I'm taking the joke board to seriously but what the heck is wrong with this person anyway?
LE VAMPIRE FACE >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F
GUYS ON 4CHAN [S4S] WHY IS THE WHERE IS THE #HASHTAG #FUNCTION ON THE WEBSITE 4CHAN.ORG.COM? I DON'T WHERE IS IT? DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE IT DOES?
ALSO I BROUGHT YOU A CAT PICTURE FOR PAYMENTS BECAUSE I FIGURED HEY YOU'RE THE INTERNET AND YOU'RE LOVING THE CAT PICTURES YOU'LL EAT THAT SHIT UP MMM-MMM GOOD. BUT YEAH WHERE'S THE HASHTAG #WTHT?
ALSO HOW DO I FORTUNE 500?
In this thread, we attempt to get the most consecutive same fortunes possible. Post only with fortune. Posts without fortune will be ignored.
Current goal: I think around 5 is pretty good and coll
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Nice doubles! Let's do this!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
NAMEFIGS GET OUT!!!!!
You mean 'get out there and show them you can do it, you're a beautiful person inside and out and I believe in you, go out there and conquer your dreams and them come back here and tell us all about it in a blog post'?
I'm only happy when I'm high, otherwise I feel miserable 24/7.I just wanted to share that with you, thanks.
AAAHH! Don't cum inside me!
It's not a safe d--*SPLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGE*
Cumming inside is the most natural and pleasurable way to cum and being impregnated is a wonderful feeling. You should embrace your womanly fertility and accept my seed. Don't worry I will take responsibility
I have never visited this board before. Wtf is it supposed to be? Less hardcore /b/, less annoying /soc/ with a taste of /R9K/?
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Hey S4S, am I hot?