le millenom girl
all namefiggots from [s4s] reporting in...
Double N here! :^)
If dubs we all become mods
Wow, new here, originally from /b/, and this board is so great I will definitely be staying on this board for a long time :D
enjoy your stay, but don't forget, on [s4s] we cherish dank OC and fun. if you want a place to call other figs niggers, faggots, cucks or jews, you might use another boarde for that :^)
Imagine being a girly boi who enjoys the company of other girls, only to find out one day your girl friends are hung dick lolis who are going to take turns fucking your ass and forcing you to suck them all while blowing hot creamy loads of girlcock milk all over you, while you pretend to resist to make them even hornier for hours.
So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.
This guide will teach you "thirty second shitpost" technique.
The basis of "thirty second shitpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shitpost".
"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shitpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shitposting and let it flow.
At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shitposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a shitpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.
As with all arts, the proper form is important. Shitposting is not as abstract as it seems.
Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shitposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shitposting power by 15%.
Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many shitposts stand or fall on this point alone.
"Thirty second shitpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shitpost.
Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.
It's said that a master cannot make a shitpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shitposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.
So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!
I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second shitpost"! がんばって!
How do we cleanse the world of the weeb menace?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
le snek girle
Friend gave me a file and I open and all icons and names change to mountain dew, please help :(
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i am GOD.
Oh no I pushed away the only girl that has ever loved me what have I done
help /s4s after discovering 4chan im trying to learn how to use reddit but its too fking confusing what is this shit? theres literally pages and pages of this just words....
What hair does [s4s] have?