imagine kissing these soft beautiful feet
do you ever have sex without a condor?
no I only become erect in the presence of condors
I have a funny meme to share with you guys :^)
it's called being alone because you know everyone would hate you if they got to know you and you're pretty sure you already hate them but you still attempting to grasp at human contact because you are lonely but knowing that you will always be alone anyway no matter how hard you try
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
Japanese dog jumping through five hoops!
Your eyes flutter open as they react to the burning sunlight shining through the window. It's the start of a brand new day for you. You've got to get up and go to work, earn your wage and give your boss more money to splash on that third house he wants, and then you'll come home and shitpost on 4chan until midnight.
You yawn an unusually high-pitched yawn. That's odd. You don't yawn like that. There's not usually a weight on your chest either. You don't own a pet.
You throw the covers off of your body. You expect to see your hairy...
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
my mfw i have a 5 word essay due on friday
AHH! Don't cum inside me! Its not a safe day! *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGE*
Hey [s4s], you want something to drink?
>tfw you had a really really really nice dream.
thousand island/Russian dressing/special sauce is the GOAT burg topping
Prove me wrong
Dinner for one tonight, friendos.
I'm a very lonely man.
it's ok least u have real sausage better than hotdog u should sear them after boil I don't like hotdogs