>It's the near future
>You turn on the news
>Non-stop coverage of a community college shooting
>Details of the shooter start coming in
>"Authorities believe that the suspect posted regular on the anonymous internet imageboard known as '4chan'".
>"Police now confirming that the suspect in the shooting posted under the psuedonym 'Yuji Sakai'"
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>>3949835
i would never shoot anyone. What makes you think that?
>>3949851
you scare me with your nihilistic philosophical rants
humans are very important
Me is mentaly defeesent ...
HOW YOU CHECKS THE FORTUNES????!?
#fortune
>mfw I've filtered Yuji Sakai and hidden his shit threads
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>3949535
i MFW'd out loud
>>3949617
Jewji Sakike
shekel saged
>>3949535
whom are u quoting?
Drink water:
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Your fortune: Good Luck
>>3949530
enlightening. thank you
>>3949530
Cheeky.
Introducing
in all my years
haha nice dubs and lmaoifying meme, i never fail to spill my coffee (which i take without cream or sugar this week btw) on my screen when i see this absolutely crazy monkey
>>3949156
This is best response i've ever received in one of these le threads, Yuji Sakai you are truly the best poster in the whole bord
i post the same things over and over and that's why it's funny
Personally I find it more disturbing than humourous
this guy gets it
>>3949066 (dubs)
disturbingly kawaii ^___^
My actual and real face when I have crafted and posted a the le thread of epic epicness for the win AND the lulz
epic simply epic i "LULZ'd" in IRL literally for the win
kawaii
sliterally. Sliterally epic.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
hello
hello mcdonalds
mcdonalds here
hi mcdonalds
ronald
mcdonalds hey
hello mcdonalds
hi i been getting complain
yeah don't
yeah don't call here no more
what
if quads, suddenlyses
no one cares
>>3945555
ses
Nice
Hey [s4s] what's your opinion on Vaporwave?
I enjoy it 2bqh fam(ily)
>>3949514
idk, is this vaporwave or vaporstep and what is vaporstep
It's crap
hi
JOHN CENA
lol
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I'm actually a hyper intelligent ape scientists taught sign language to since birth. I gained an outstanding understanding of human language and they slowly taught me to use a phonetic keyboard. They put me on 4chan as a social experiment to find out if you would notice. I'm an ape with guys wearing white lab coats standing around me.
>>3949289
Impressive!
>>3949289
I wish I was an ape.
It's horribly hard to type with hooves
>>3949294
it does make me happy inside when i get to throw my poop at the scientists nice white coats
Who (or what) is Yuji Sakai?
>>3949244
some german, schizophrenic neet that lives with his parents.
>>3949247
Oh no I di-int!
>>3949244 (dubs)
Yuji Sakai (genius)
new meme
kot blini
kot blini
>>3949043
good meme I'm seeing it now
>>3949044
>44
checked aight