guys i need help. can someone please come up with a witty punchline for a joke i started but cant finish? :^) it goes
"a woman, a jew, and a talking dog walk into a bar. the bartender says"
thats all i have so far please help me. do not ask why i need this or how i started this please
What the fuck is this board about?
Also if my post number is >>3996263 Ill an hero
Im going to perform some improvised live music for anyone who cares to watch listen probably for an hour or so.
Starting in just a few minutes.
Guys I haven't been blogging like I used to and I know how much you've been keeping up with my life. In order to make up for that I present you with this: A thread where I blog and you ask me ama's and I respond at my leisure!
¿why r u awake?
Regret and depression, the type of depression that comes after depression, the type that just feels numb :^) I feel like i dont belong on this planet, but maybe i just need time to adjust because i was NEET for so long tbh (to be honest)
SES ON THE FRONT PAGE
Do you like my cat?
there you go :)
now to answer your questions OP
no I do not like you cat and I apologize if ever hinted otherwise, I am a married man and would never think of cheating
you have been approached by MEGA COCK
you will partiularly good luck tonight and also especially if you say something nice to MEGA COCK you will flurish!
me in the middle
I have never understood this "me in the x" thing, where did it come from, who started it?
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
In (this) ITT post your pronunciation of wew lad and rate other lads wewing
good night, sweet prince ;_;
I knew the weed addiction would catch up to him one day and he would overdose
i cry evrytiem ;_;
>I only use a namefig to keep track of my posts in the archive
Your fortune: Outlook good
Plan A- Do what you love.
Plan B- Love what you do.
First off you've been holding your beer all wrong. Beer bottles have long necks for a reason. You’re supposed to hold beer bottles by the neck in order to stop your warm hand heating up the cold drink and affecting its cool crisp taste.
People worry too much about what everyone else is doing. Time is better spent correcting your own affairs and being helpful to others. Share the "love of dubs" and remember being nice only annoys the right people but don't eat the yellow snow.
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