>Implying you wouldn't suck Keksandra's toes clean
Look at the little Al
This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.
"Cutepost" is a close relative of sh*tpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand sh*tpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.
"Cutepost" appear in two forms.
First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.
Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.
Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".
Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic sh*tpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.
Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.
The big problem of "cutepost" being called "sh*tpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:
If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter "Hell of Ironic Sh*tpost". You can't return.
Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!
I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Please Swaglord, make esfores a blue board since this is a family friendly funny facebook board so people will stop posting lewds and bad things.
Pepe is the greatest meme of all time, prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: you can't.
Talk 2 me I'm here 2 help
What kind do u steal 2 get them
Tell the truth r u hooked?
Have u done things your ashamed of when high?
I'm here 2 help.
I smoke da ganj but I'm sober right now. I'll probably be high in a couple hours though. I don't steal to get it, and I've been hooked for like 18 years. Weed is the best. I'm never ashamed of the things I do while high, but the things i've done while drunk is a totally different story. Alcohol is the worst.
Your job has been notified drug test 2morrow.
Sorry it's 4 your own good
Aesthetics are essential to a well balanced life.
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anon, I need some money to get home~
if your fortune is blue you are not nice board
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remember to change your pepee into a puupuu
Please refrain from using a name on this board, it just looks ridiculous
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.