Sunday is upon us. /cara/ begins.
Good morning / evening / afternoon wherever you are and welcome once again.
How are you all holding up? Anything cool going on? I'm all ears for you <3
FAQ
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
sorry, bit late.
>>16674176
hello.
Hey /cara/bro!
>>16674179
hi, how are you?
>>16674180
Pretty good. Went for a swim today, got some sun, now just chillin' inside. What about you?
>>16674182
>Went for a swim today
ahh, very nice. i miss having a private pool.
>What about you?
i slept in today because i was sick almost all week and needed to rest up for class this coming week.
didn't accomplish a whole lot since the weather wasn't playing along either but i worked on my project some more and played some vidya games.
other than that, i've been alright. thank you.
Hi carabros
I missed the last two weeks because of reasons, but now back to MAXIMUM CARAPOSTING
>>16674188
welcome back friend! might i ask what those reasons were?
>>16674187
I barely use my pool, but I think I will more often now. Especially now that summer is here, it's going to be a hot one like always.
Sorry to hear you were sick. Glad you are feeling better. It's good you are resting up, being sick really takes it out of you.
>>16674188
Love that energy!
>>16674190
last week i was in Norway, the previous week i just fell asleep...
obligatory
congrats to mr rosberg on winning the 2016 championship
CARA
>tfw still can't upload pictures
>>16674194
>I barely use my pool, but I think I will more often now.
yeah, i was the same. summer '14 was killing me but once i started using the pool (i was the only one maintaining it anyway) i just never really stopped.
was in there every day until the evening basically
>Sorry to hear you were sick. Glad you are feeling better.
thank you, i haven't been doing great in that way but i guess it has to do with stress as well. i'm not great at coping with a lot of that.
>>16674197
>congrats to mr rosberg on winning the 2016 championship
we're not quite there yet!
amazing racing this weekend though, very happy for rosberg and also very happy for palmer. consolation prize for kvyat fucking up his home race :(
>>16674201
how come?
>>16674203
>we're not quite there yet!
i know, but a comeback from hamilton now would be astounding. i don't see it happening.
>>16674203
>consolation prize for kvyat fucking up his home race
lel. almost certain now that he will be dropped next year for verstappen
>>16674196
You ever been to Norway before?
>>16674212
many times. i travel to the nordic countries about 3-4 times a year, love all of them.
>>16674206
>i know, but a comeback from hamilton now would be astounding. i don't see it happening.
yeah, true, but i'm not bothered AT ALL. so much sadistic pleasure from seeing him crushed and rosberg celebrating after what he did to him last year.
>almost certain now that he will be dropped next year for verstappen
kind of a shame though. i want him to do well, but my disappointment is dampened by jolyon's success so far.
>>16674209
jesus that lady on the left is a disaster
>>16674216
why are you so enthusiastic about palmer? you're not even english
>>16674216
>lady
doesn't even seem appropriate to call someone like that a lady. from what i understand, those are all people that cara picked for a dkny commercial
>>16674220
obviously because he is the most handsome ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
just kidding, i just really like his "success story" if you wanna call it that. reading up on him it seems like that he went from 0-100% really quickly.
Evening, /cara/bros
>>16674205
Memory of the tablet is too low and i don't have access to a computer.
Well i can lurk.
>>16674213
How is the weather in July/August ? Thought about volunteering here against accommodation/food.
>>16674223
>doesn't even seem appropriate to call someone like that a lady
probably doesn't identify as one
>>16674225
evening, how do you do?
>>16674228
Not too bad, quite a gloomy day though
>>16674232
same here, but i've been comfy in here so it's alright.
>>16674227
>How is the weather in July/August ?
Norway covers quite a large latitude range, so it depends exactly where you are. But in the southern half it can get pretty hot in the summer, I actually avoid going then because it's too hot for me.
>>16674227
>Thought about volunteering here against accommodation/food.
Who are you helping? Refugees? Norway is not a place I would ever expect to need charitable missions.
>probably another 38°C+ summer this year
>in the shade
i die
>>16674237
>another 38°C+ summer this year
where do you live?
>>16674238
Austria.
We recorded over 40 in 2013, though admittedly not in my region.
sometimes not having seasons sounds appealing
>>16674244
should mention that the lowest recorded temperature is -47°C, but that was a long time ago
>>16674235
Don't really know where i would go, i just don't want to freeze to death.
>>16674236
By volunteering i mean helping a family with choirs, maybe gardening or some stuff like this.
>>16674249
so qt
>>16674251
Maybe I am misunderstanding you... are you saying you want to live with a random Norwegian family, and in exchange you will do some work for them? I don't want to discourage you but I am not sure you have thought about this deeply...
>>16674258
that's what it sounded like to me too, don't think it quite works that way
>>16674258
>>16674266
Seemed crazy to me too, but apparently it's really developing.
One of the thing is that's not a random family, but a family that is asking for help, it's like you go door to door with some sign : will work for food.
https://www.workaway.info/
Don't hesitate to say what you think, i'm glad to hear advice and such.
I'd rather find a work somewhere for the summer, but that's not so easy with all the paperwork, the research of accomodation, etc..
>>16674277
>it's NOT like you go door to door
>>16674277
huh, seems kinda cool actually, i suppose if you have the time and money then it could build some character. were you thinking of anything specific?
>>16674277
Holy shit, this actually looks really cool:
https://www.workaway.info/839119588584-en.html
I'm tempted by it myself now. Good luck to you man.
>>16674286
that's the one i was looking at as well, maybe we should all apply and officially found /cara/ island
>>16674286
>home-slaughter of sheep and reindeer
oh jesus, i don't think i could do that.
>>16674291
i can maybe do that.
as long as the sheep don't have names.
>>16674289
>officially found /cara/ island
THE DREAM
perhaps we can print currency with her head on it
>>16674296
we'll need a name for our new country then. any propositions?
>>16674299
Queendom of New Caraland, if we're keep it traditional. I'm not good with names.
>tfw you started the Cara Empire.
But really, that sounds nice, you can put in the filter an internet connexion, the works you'd prefer to do, the fact that the offer has been updated and recieved feedback and a good grade. Which give safety. Also there is no contract so if you don't know about your availability, it's not a big problem.
>>16674284
Not really, i'd like to be more social, better my languages skills, be better at housework, and work in general and have cheap holidqy, as you work usually 25h a week. Sometimes you can even borrow the people's car for exemple. (i can't drive though)
I just want a place not too cold, not too expensive to go, with a non-autistic language.
>>16674319
>non-autistic language.
lolwut
i would love to know what you mean by this
>>16674309
i like the idea.
how about something like "Norge Delevingne Queendom"? maybe find some way to shorten it.
>>16674319
sounds reasonable. i'd ask you to come work for me here in vienna but i literally need nothing done, lol
>>16674322
Well, since i want to better the languages i speak partially, i would either go where those languages are spoken, or anywhere if they speak english. I wouldn't go to some lost place where they only speak the local language.
>>16674327
"help me build a crawler to get all those dank pictures of Cara"
>>16674333
>"help me build a crawler to get all those dank pictures of Cara"
hahah, something tells me that you won't have to sleep on my couch for that though
>>16674359
<3
man, now i kinda wanna do something abroad..
after all what are the chances i end up running into another carabro? :D
>sweaty armpits
some people would be turned on by this. not me though.
>>16674361
>after all what are the chances i end up running into another carabro? :D
since we make up about 0.0000001% of the global population, probably not very high
>>16674368
i mean, if we happen to choose the same thing from this website, it's pretty likely yes?
>>16674362
kek, I'm okay with it but yeah not exactly a turn on.
Also, Goulding has such a weird face but her body is amazing.
>>16674371
i guess, although i think in reality i would be too anxious to reveal myself as a carabro
>>16674376
oh, i would recognize you ;)
or you would recognize me. i DO have the cara shirts...
Guys, you can say you're a gay couple. Some hosts take couples. Even group of friends i think.
I have a strong feeling that this book is not in any way authorised by cara's management but I'm tempted to get it anyway
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cara-Delevingne-Most-Beautiful-World/dp/1782198997
>>16674380
LOL, i don't think we would have to go that far carabro. having two people volunteering instead of one sounds good enough.
>>16674381
i have never seen a facebook link in a book.
first time for everything, i guess...
>>16674378
What kinda shirts? I kinda want one...
>>16674237
>probably another 38°C+ summer this year
fuuuuck... I'm gonna be travelling in Europe by train this summer with my gf and she litterally can't handle heat.
I can't wait to see when she's going to give up on life haha
>>16674392
i had them both custom made. hope you don't mind seeing the bottom bit of my face.
the one on the left washed out quite a bit so i got the one on the right recently.
>>16674398
>fuuuuck... I'm gonna be travelling in Europe by train this summer with my gf
same plans here, only that i'm gonna be the one dying hahahah
>>16674410
haven't seen the second one before. looks cool mang. do you get comments on them when you wear them in public?
>>16674399
What is she buying there?
>>16674412
thanks carabro.
>do you get comments on them when you wear them in public?
basically never. it only happened once so far, and it was my classmate asking who she is because he saw her as my phone wallpaper as well.
>>16674414
looks like a sandwich bruh
i don't know if it's specific to the UK but sandwiches come in triangle boxes like that in most supermarkets
>>16674412
probably just got some autism speaks pamphlets.
>>16674418
rude
>>16674418
savage
but really, liking her isn't something best kept secret at this point. she's an international supermodel.
not that i cared a whole lot anyway. i just liked the idea of cara on a shirt, wearing a shirt with some boobs on it
>>16674421
>>16674423
you people are fucking weird if you are making tshirts with her
>>16674430
how is a picture of a famous person on a shirt weird? happens literally all of the time.
>>16674431
it's weird because you guys make this thread into some shrine for her rather than just posting photos like the rest of /s/ to fap to our whatever. you guys take her way too seriously and need to get out and experience life. not make custom "cara" t-shirts and worship her.
post rap/hip hop from your home country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
>>16674433
>rather than just posting photos like the rest of /s/ to fap
I have fapped to pics of cara many times, but the thing is that she doesn't have so many naked pics, if that's whay you mean
also, the suboard is called "sexy beautiful women", not "sexy beautiful women necessarily naked and with easily fappable pics"
>>16674433
you're pretty misguided if you think that that's what /cara/ is.
we're not "making a shrine" or "worshipping her", we're just hanging out and posting pictures of her, and that's pretty much all it ever was.
posting cara pictures and catching up with some people.
>>16674383
So no one would think you're a Carabro.
But as i said, also group of friends.
>>16674451
one guy literally made tshirts m8
>>16674440
i don't know any good austrian rappers, i'd have to cheat and pick germany, but have this cypher with 3 austrian dudes instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQY4tyoQMbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGCDEYGhZ8o
>>16674466
>one guy
you're talking to him.
still haven't explained why that's so weird.
>>16674473
what language is that? sounds like white people doing jamaican patois
when i was younger i was obsessed with rap from various european countries. here's an old favourite from dutchland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-jjIiH-6bI
>>16674492
>sounds like white people doing jamaican patois
it is! i'll post one from germany too i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJeTl8Or8rA
>>16674500
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJeTl8Or8rA
this is what i was hoping for. love it.
>>16674506
kolle is best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcoqWZdH4zU
>>16674508
my favourite thing about international rapping is when they throw in english terms like 'player hater' and 'multiple orgasm'. i have no knowledge of german so it sounds fucking hilarious to me.
>>16674527
german wordplay is pretty next-level, but almost impossible to explain
>the mack daddy like a scottish father
>>16674533
i can imagine. it's a crazy language and i would love to learn it but i'm not smart enough
>>16674539
it's not really about german being hard, because compared to most languages it really isn't, it's more about english being quite easy to start from. if you know a nordic language, any romance language etc, it becomes much easier too.
>>16674550
i didn't mean german specifically, just that i am not smart enough to teach myself a new language. i think i can partially blame that on the english school curriculum though
doing some hardcore multitasking right now because i got pulled into a ranked dota match randomly. with friends like these..
oh well.
>>16674555
believe in yourself!
i always say that if you're genuinely interested in something, you won't have to learn a day.
you kinda just take it in and surround yourself with it. that's how it worked for me and english, i completely taught myself.
>>16674562
>i always say that if you're genuinely interested in something, you won't have to learn a day.
that's true, i have learned other things in that way.
>>16674569
you just gotta really want it, i suppose.
>>16674569
>>16674591
these are beautiful
>>16674410
>same plans here, only that i'm gonna be the one dying hahahah
good luck man!
Loving the tees btw!
>>16674606
so are u xoxo
the first one will be me after "just one more game" very soon
>>16674610
thank you and thank you, good luck to you as well, hope everyone survives the surely brutalizing summer that awaits
oh my god you guys always come up with all these incredible new pics
this thread has become my weekly fap
you guys are awesome <3
>>16674637
Thanks, glad you are enjoying the threads!
>>16674637
personally i have never fapped to cara, but you're welcome anyway i guess
>>16674637
you're welcome, just don't post pictures of your dick like that one time..
SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT I'M SORRY
>>16674657
lel, every week someone forgets. it's cool carafriend.
>>16674644
I even read it once I "unleashed the beast", you guys are starting to gather a nice little fellowship, it's refreshing to see that on 4chan
>>16674647
I'm the opposite: I feel like not fapping (or at least having a pants-ripping erection in public) to her would be disrespectful to her magnetic gaze
>>16674652
it wasn't me
I did it once but it was in a Taylor Swift thread cause it's fun to trigger them
>>16674167
God, Cara is so hot. I'm fapping to this goddess. Cheers, carabros
>>16674657
no worries henk, although i did miss you
>>16674662
>you guys are starting to gather a nice little fellowship, it's refreshing to see that on 4chan
yeah, and we came from /r9k/. imagine that..
>>16674647
>personally i have never fapped to cara, but you're welcome anyway i guess
me neither. Somehow she is unfappable...
>>16674661
>>16674665
s-sorry
did you see cara's one second of fame int he new tulip fever trailer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOWlPASLq4
on 1:33
>>16674680
that's not cara in the sex scene is it? hard to tell on my second monitor
>>16674685
no thats the swedish girl who was in Ex Machina
>>16674685
nah it's not. cara is on screen for literally less than a second at 1:33
i wonder if she will ever get a proper lead role
>>16674694
>i wonder if she will ever get a proper lead role
valerian?
>>16674694
probably soon enough, she's gonna be in a ton of films it seems
>>16674699
Luc Besson likes to make the supporting female role the secret main character
(because he wants to bang the actress)
>>16674699
hmm i don't know anything about it but she is listed at the top on imdb so maybe
awesome thread tonight, by the way.
>>16674710
the lead role in Valerian is... Valerian
>>16674719
only because i wasnt here huh? ruuude
>>16674726
you wouldve only made it better!
are you coming to the norwegian island with us?
>>16674732
that sounds amazing
>>16674722
oh right, my eyes stopped at cara, i didn't look further down
was just reading up on the thread and the workaway thing looks so amazing
>>16674763
yeah, that's what i meant! need to make /cara/ island real
alright, game is over so it's time for me to sleep.
thanks for posting in my thread as usual, it was a fun one.
see you next time <3
>>16674779
gnight carabro!
Best thread in a long time
night carabros
>9 images away from limit
i guess i'll have to finish it this time
>>16674779
goodnight friend
>>16674789
would have saved had it been 1000x1000
>>16674803
here you go friendo
>>16674814
tsk tsk
>>16674815
sorry, i went through the effort of making the edit for him so i wanted to post it
>>16674815
you were very quickly on top of that shit though, well done
149 images huh?
be a shame if someone would.. you know..
love you guys, have a good day hahahah
