Never seen a glitter thread so let's get it started shall we ?
That's pretty much equal to having an std. That shit will never come off.
>>16613377
Believe me there are ways to get rid of them
>>16613377
Never come off? - It does feel that way.
Like having an STD? - Are you fucking kidding me? Is that the only hyperbole you could come up with? Will glitter give you a slow agonizing death? Fuck off!
>>16614083 We'll consider believing you after you tell us what the ways are, dummy.
So none will tell us how to get it off ... My beard is starting to feel kinda itchy ...
>>16615730
That's not correct usage of hyperbole given the context of your sentence.
You seem to believe that he was being serious with his analogy, therefore, it isn't hyperbole. Hyperbole is specifically used when a person is not intending to be taken seriously. Analogy is the correct term, but I guess you were just trying to be the smartest person in the room with big words.
Just sayin'... Ooh look, porn!
>>16615730
Well hello there !
To answer your question, you need to rub your skin with natural oil (coconut, olive, whatever you have) and then rinse.
Easy enough isn't it ?
Here is another one !
>>16615730
>>16616138
Oh and if you have some in your hair, just wash with warm water, ideally take a bath and shake your hair under water.
>>16611733
I love glitter. Makes them look really freckly, which is attractive to me. Especially >>16611738
>>16616927
Well then here's another one for you ! I like it even though it's SFW, cause the girl looks so great.
I love it because it's shiny. And it brings out curves, makes the light shine beautifully on them...
TIL I'm a fan of glitter
>>16616940
I think I prefer them in the pic I liked. Bigger, more spread out
>>16616880
Okay ... And for the penis part I go with oil you say ?
>>16618803
For the skin, yes. Then you wash with water and soap.
>>16618803
Yes, then you wash with water and soap.
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Send her all your dick pics
>>16619412
Niiice