Nothing says "I like tits and don't give a fuck" like naked ladies on your desktop. (Or "I appreciate the female figure and am not hung up on the idea of nudity", if you want to doff your fedora while you say it.)
I've been cruising /s/ for some nsfw wallpapers, and have come up lacking... so I'm going to share what I've got with you folks in hopes that you'll post some more.
Some of these are just from searches, some I created myself from high-res images. Most of them are quality enough to be mistaken for art... but there's still a light dusting of random sluts. You know, for flavor.
I type to goddamn much. Here be boobs.
Oh, and most of these are 1920x1080 (for standard 1080p screens).
If you have a square screen, then, uh, I deal with it, I guess?
Am I retarded, or do the image captchas make you correctly solve like 3 sets in a row?
'Cause that seems like bullshit.
This would be way easier with a bulk uploader or something.
Y'know, if I didn't want to upload LIKE A MAN.
Get it? 'Cause I'm uploading manually?
And I said 'like a man'?
See, that's funny, because 'like a man' is used to represent an action not only meeting but surpassing the 'dominant male' archetype.
(Also, fair warning, some of these were form source images that were lower-res than 1080p, so they're gonna stretch.)
But, and here's where the clever wordplay comes in, 'man' is also the root word for 'manual', though it is meant in the context of 'human' rather than 'male'.
(Also, 'that's what she said')
Which, now that I think of it, brings up the whole issue of gender bias.
(I meant 'that's what she said' referring to 'they're going to stretch', not the 'man' thing.)
I mean, the root word for 'man' is 'human'... so when someone 'womyn's' the a out, they're not just striking out 'man' from their gender, but also the root word of 'human'.
(I guess I'm carrying on two conversations with myself, simultaneously.)
In other words, 'womyn' are, by their own grammar, inhuman.
(Yeah, that's not sexist at all.)
I really want to know if someone has a high-res version of this. It's an awesome image... but it's tiny, and it's the wrong size, so to crop it to 16:9 would make it even goddamn tinier.
I've got a giant friggin mess of these... not sure if there's much demand. I'll post a handful more, then see if there's much demand.
Oh, and I don't know who most of these models are.
I'll name the ones that I do, I guess, in case someone's curious.
No clue about these butts, but...
>>16510042
>>16510043
>>16510046
These are Lexie Belle.
>>16510054
This one is Qin Qin from the LITU series (like a Chinese Met-Art)
>>16510085
I think this one is Emily Rakacj... Ramaka... that smokin' brunette from the Blurred Lines video.
Not 100% on that though.
>>16510052
>>16510048
Those are suicide girls... not sure their names.
Also, I don't know who this girl is, but she doesn't crop down for shit.
This one is Han Lei, another LITU model.
The downside to these Chinese models is that they don't use porn star names, so it's goddamn impossible to google any of the models by name.
>>16510129
The website in the watermarks is dead, but you can find a bunch of galleries by searching 'Litu100'.
Also, this bitch here is Japanese, not Chinese. Don't know who she is, but I'd be dollars to donuts that someone here can tell me...
The girl is hot and all, but I must say, that's a sexy motherfucking couch.
if you post a picture, you don't need to fill out the comment field
Pay no attention to the blatant armpit vagina.
Nothing says 'sexy' like an ugly fucking quarry...
This is another which I'd like to have in higher-def... but it looks like it was scanned off the page of a print magazine, so I kinda doubt I'd find one.
Don't know who this is.
Ooo! I recognize this one! Faye Reagan!
Aaaand back to not knowing.
You'd think I'd know who at least one of these models are.
You know, if you were wrong a lot.
>>16510151
That one is exceptional.
This one works as a practical desktop--it's actually got 'white space' around it. (You know, if you read your desktop icon text like a pussy.)
>>16510151
Yeah, I know. I'm just trying to keep the reCAPTCHA from driving me completely fucking mental.
Speaking of negative space...
And random butts...
And sandy vaginas...
Not that anyone's going sandy vagina, like at all, but jesus... just think about this one for a minute...
This one is weird as shit. It's Faye Reagan, but whoever published it airbrushed out her freckles.
>>16510151
Also, yeah, stunning picture. If I get to the ass-end of my directory, I'll probably forget and repost my 16:9 crop of it.
Flood protection ain't shit but tricks and hoes.
Also, I don't even remember downloading this one. Like, at all.
>>16510226
Oh jesus, I forgot to type some inane bullshit. Nobody will know who I am!
Also, this one is another JAV star. I want to say Julia.
Couldn't crop this one without ruining it.
If I reckon correctly, this one was originally a giant-ass picture of her being brought off by... uhh... some means. Hand, maybe? Sex toy? Sorcery? I don't remember.
Let's stick with 'Sorcery'.
Maria Ozawa, another JAV star.
And shitty wooden blocks. Also presumably JAV stars.
More of "Freckles" Faye Reagan. This time without the crippling amount of makeup and airbrushing.
More Osawa.
Or "Mo'sawa", if you will.
I was kind of surprised how few high-quality photoshoots there were of Japanese models. Could be the "no gootch" laws, I guess, but most of the shit I was able to find was just screen caps.
I'd be interested to learn more about why. I mean, the Japanese porn industry will cram live eels up their butts, but they won't do nude pictorials.
Obligatory Angelica.
>>16510269
And more.
I might delete this one... it seems more like a shitty "ZOMG THERE TRIPLETS" effect, rather than the three-panel showcase it ought to be.
Impatient.
>>16510274
Aaand another.
And this is why you opt for the Corinthian leather.
>>16510291
The hits just keep on coming.
I think I have too much of her...
Magic mirror
Not sure who this is
Garters...
Not sure who this is. Seems like I should though.
It gets cold in the morning.
Presumably getting ready to dropkick someone. Which would be formidable in strapped heels.
>>16510303
Under glass.
Pretty sure I got this one from the HD thread, which is still active somewhere on here.
I'm through the numbers! The next few are named, which is good, because as you can tell I'm kind of shit at naming them myself.
This is a photograph of Alexis Texas' career.
UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste.
This one didn't crop well, so it's got the wrong size and watermark and whatnot.
More Arianny. This one cropped down.
And this one is...
Fuck you, file name.
This one is... less classy than others.
Still though. That body.
Also uncropped. Didn't have the heart to hack out any of that landscape.
This looks like one of the 'LITU100' models, but the file name doesn't fit my archive. Wouldn't surprise me if it were, though.
reCAPTCHA: "Select all images with bodies of water."
Me: "Oh, I'm selecting images with bodies, alright..."
And now for a few of Bree Daniels
>>16510403
One more...
>>16510406
Aaand I'm spent.
I might check back later tonight to see if anyone wants (or has) more. I'm just under half-way through my 'nude' folder here.
Also, if you have anything suitable, by all means, contribute. There's no such thing as enough beauty... (Or porn.)
>>16510413
Yeah, I lied.
I've got a giant batch of LITU models that are just labelled DSC (which means they're the original file names from the digital camera).
You can reverse image search if you want to find the model.
I have a bunch from this set.
That's the last of the gymnastics ball.
If you had to choose one from the series, which would it be?
I'm going to be bumped out by the Lady Hitler thread. If only one of these Chinese girls dressed like chairman Mao, I might get more traffic.
(Plus the model and photographer would both likely disappear in the middle of the night, never to be heard from again.)
Yee-haw.
Thanks op
looking good baby
Exercise
Fuck Zika. Yellow Fever's where it's at.
En guarde.
Boink
I could escape this feeling
With my China girl
I feel a wreck without my
(sploosh)
Little China girl
I hear her heart beating
Loud as thunder
Saw the stars crashing down
I feel all tragic like I'm
Marlon Brando
When I look at my China girl
I could pretend that nothing
Really meant too much
When I look at my China girl...
My little China girl
You shouldn't mess with me...
I'll ruin everything you are
I'll give you television
I'll give you eyes of blue
I'll give you men who want to rule the world
She says, "Shhhh..."
That's it for the Chinese batch. This one's French-Japanese (Cecile Fujisaki)
Alright, I'm at the end of E. I'm going to break for a while, maybe post the rest if the thread hasn't died by the time I get back.
By all means, though, keep posting. There's some good stuff coming from other people.
>>16510632
Damn. Wish there were a higher-res version, but Tineye is giving me nothing.
umm she's hot no matter how she is, nude or dressed.. and here is my contribution
>>16510906
I wholeheartedly agree.
Continuing with the dump
Cecil Fujisaki again.
Back to China for a few...
Spicy!
Godzilla is much better than I remember...
Her again! Files weren't named by any convention, so her pictures are scattered all over the goddamn place.
It's as if Aubrey Plaza was whtie. And goth. So in other words, if Aubrey Plaza was nothing like Aubrey Plaza.
This is Iveta. Apparently. Not sure where I got them.
Such wisdom in a file name.
This thread hit its image limit.
Will conclude the image dump here:
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