In this exercice, we will help you develop female thinking patterns,
that will make you the perfect "guy".
a wonderful human being
totally freed of his primitive urges
that would make a beautiful addition to society.
a guy that uses his brain when he sees a slutty girl
and not what he's got between his legs.
a guy who knows what's hot and what's not.
so,
pay attention.
first of all let's look at this together.
in this picture
you can see 3 girls that any guy
would easily describe as sluts.
as a result,
his next move would be to get hard
and start stroking his cock for them.
can you see the relation?
sluts - cock - hard
well,
now it's time to change this pattern a bit.
"so i say,
why don't we make YOU the SLUT,
seeing other COCKS,
while trying NOT to get HARD?"
listen to what you have to do.
our goal is to make you think properly
when it comes to girls
no matter how slutty they may look.
as we said,
what causes this malfunction in your brain
is the thing you have between your legs.
she doesn't have anything between her legs.
see?
she doesn't have your problem.
she stays cool when she sees a slut.
she doesn't have a cock!
she doesn't get a hardon like an ape.
so.
pay attention.
>Contribute at least 6 related pics if you start a thread. (From the sticky.)
>Don't make threads for the sole purpose of a request. (From the sticky.)
>All images should depict women sexy and beautiful in nature. (/s/ rule 1.)
Fuck off, you toolbag faggot. This amateur psyche bullshit can go to whatever board is for amateur psyche bullshit.
Post hot bitches with source-related captions or get the FUCK out.
first
we have to fully deactivate your thingie.
what we want from you
is to stop touching yourself.
which means that before we begin,
we have to make sure
that your thingie is properly placed
in your panties.
ideally you have to look like this
remember what we said
about the thing that imprisons your brain?
well,
that's your first task.
in order to train your brain,
first you have to take out of our way
our biggest enemy.
are you ready?
let's begin.
>>16493793
look at them thar sireens
so,
let me ask you a question:
what do you think of Paris Hilton?
or even better,
what do you think
a guy would answer to this?
how would he call her?
a slut?
a whore?
a tramp?
a bimbo?
a dumb blonde?
perfect...
now,
look at her again.
remember what we said
about the way guys think?
remember what causes this malfunction?
Christ I cannot wait for you to get banned.
look at her again
do you see any cock?
NO
Again
does she look like someone
who would jack off?
NO
you know why?
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A COCK!
Men can't see this, though!
because it's what they used to think.
which takes us to you...
listen, honey.
it's all a matter of perception.
what you have to do
is to see things from her point of view.
a slut?
a whore?
a bimbo?
a dumb blonde?
no, baby.
in this exercise,
you will be on her side...
listen what you have to do.
just follow the instructions
during this exercise
you are not who you think you are!
that simple.
so,
stop thinking about yourself.
perfect.
you don't have to think about anything.
not even about who you are.
you may not be able
to forget about who you are,
but you can stop thinking about yourself,
that's for sure.
your mind has to be empty
so that we re-write some things.
there's nothing to worry about.
it's only for the purposes of this post.
are you ok?
perfect.
do not think.
just relax.
What the fuck is going on in this thread
perfect.
have you emptied your mind?
now
just let it go
and
try to visualize what you think,
because in this exercise
we need you to step out of your body
become the person you read
>>16493938
for the rest of this post
you will have to experience everything
as this person.
you will see, breath, touch, hear and think
as this new person.
and any information about this person
that you learn,
will instantly become part of you.
it's not easy.
but it's the only way to learn to think.
so.
are you ready?
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>>16493932
Leddit tier pseudointellectual autism
I jacked of like 6 times during this I learned allot
now pay attention.
you are no longer
the person you thought you were.
as of this moment you are a woman.
>>16493948
Allot fucking nigger
>>16493793
Nope, sorry. I see two girls and a man on the right...
your name is Lindsay.
so,
you have always been Lindsay.
try and get used to it.
your name is Lindsay.
you
are
Lindsay
but what am i saying?
you already know that!
right???
If really u think that, it's cuze u never work as a male stripper in a bachelorette party
you remember being teased for your name
all the time.
there's was always you and Lindsay Lohan!
years and years have passed defending yourself.
one day you snapped.
"even Lindsay Lohan
can do whatever the fuck she wants!"
"fucking labels!"
you were labeled as a slut
so, Linz. listen.
remember what we said
about our number one enemy?
we have to think properly.
and we don't want anything to mess it up.
right?
so
first thing we have to do
is to get rid of that.
we don't want anything in our way.
remember Paris?
Paris is Lindsay's icon.
well,
i suggest that you think of her mocking you
every time you think of touching yourself.
so, Linz.
keep calm
and
act as if there's nothing there.
here,
let me help you.
ok?
if you encounter any problem
just take a big breath
and
think your ultimate goal.
you have to learn to think properly
and you know that
only GIRLS think properly
and girls don't have anything there.
So. Much. Faggot..
who is this?
>>16493785
What's your fuckin deal, OP?
Sperglord?
A hypnosis thread on /s/? Oh shit.
>>16493793
so we're going on the assumption i'm a straight male who get's hard for women.
okay
>seeing other cocks while trying NOT to get HARD
>i'm straight, mission complete, dicks dont do anything for me
>>16493785
I am enjoying this OP, please continue.
If anything it is an exercise in empathy.
>>16493804
But dey got a pusy
>>16493929
Hahaha wtf go back to tumblr fkn landwhale
So,
let's try to think
what a guy would answer to this question...
You show a guy this photo,
now pick his least possible answer:
a. fuck, that chick is hot!
b. fuck, where's her face?
c. wow, i love these socks!!!
i guess you picked option c
well, let's try analyzing the results...
ANALYSIS
what happens here is pretty simple.
listen...
males have a rather simplistic (primitive one would say...) way of seeing things.
they see a thing and they decide if they like it or if they don't like it.
and this is a procedure which takes place for about a millisecond or less inside their brain.
the thing is that,
if a girl is categorized in their primitive brain as a slut,
they instantly decide they like it.
for example they see this girl
and they instantly decide if they like her or not. in just a millisecond.
can you see what's wrong here?
can you see why this is so... primitive?
because, dummy,
they can be fooled so easily!
you show them tits and you have them hard.
you dress like a slut and you have them running after you.
and you know why?
because they do not think much!
because they take decisions in a blink of an eye!
>implying you can empathize with women
>implying women aren't just completely ruled by whatever emotional state they happen to be in and make all decisions based on that
Fuck off you gigantic fucking faggot.
because they see this
and they don't think much.
this they like...
round ass + slutty clothes = hot
just like an ape would say...
The Problem
listen, honey.
we are here
because we have to learn to think.
we have to look at this
and think objectively!
we must think first!
can you identify the problem here?
well, it's obvious!
men look at this
and instantly get hard.
you know why?
because they think with their cock.
that's the source of the problem!
such a beautiful photo
with so many things to think of
and all they do is getting hard.
see?
their cock takes over their mind.
and suddenly all they want is to fuck.
no more logic.
no more thoughts.
just primitive urges.
fuck.
cock.
do you want that for you?
do you want to think like an ape?
the solution
let's have a look together...
well, in this picture,
a primitive male can only see a "hot" body for which it gets instantly hard.
what we see though,
is much more than that.
what we see
is the solution to our problems...
can you see it?
well, that's the solution to your problems.
The fuck is going on here?
this is what you need to escape from the prison that your cock has put you into.
because honey, looking at this...
and getting hard instantly,
is a prison.
a prison where your mind is in
and is not allowed to see anything further.
a prison which keeps it numb,
totally unable to focus on anything else
other than "a hole".
that's the real problem.
so,
since the obstacle to seeing things objectively
is the thing you have between your legs,
there's only one thing you can do.
"you have to start seeing things
as if you have nothing there"
listen, sweety.
look at this girl
can you tell the difference
between you and her?
well...
she's got nothing there, sweety!
nothing...
nothing!
nothing!!!
see?
you know how important this is?
basically, this is her advantage over you.
that simple
she doesn't have
the only thing that keeps you mind locked.
go to Thailand, bruh
the thing that doesn't let you
fully appreciate millions of beautiful things
in life.
it's what you have between your legs
that keeps you imprisoned.
cursed to have a hardon
every time you see something like this
Take a look at this photo....
Listen to me sweety...
we 're gonna make you a real lady,
but we 're gonna take this slowly..
You see, baby, most men like to stare at women's asses!
They instictively get hard staring at them.
And this is a function that we have to remove from your brain!
So, sweety, do you like what you see?
I mean, is it beautiful?
Would you stare at this picture for long?
Most men would love this photo.
But what about you?
Here, have a good look at a perfectly shaped ass.
you go,OP
Teach me not to objectivize women anymore on /s/
So, do you like it?
I think that your answer should go like this:
"nah!
it's ok."
and you know why this happens.
don't you?
it's because you don't see anything special, silly!
what you do see is... a nice pair of panties and nothing more!
you are not a pervert!
I mean, ok.
you don't want to be a bitch.
You think that ass is fine, but there are better out there!
Aren't there sweety?
>>16493785
OP spotted!
This fucking thread, it's been a ride.
I mean, just imagine what's going on in OP's head.
>>16494604
hold the phone...why is a guy going to say, wow i love these socks?
they aren't men's socks
and if gender isn't an issue then why isnt there the option of liking her panties or top?
or that the floor is clean?
>>16494655
>the solution to our problems...
need to be more specific, because that picture is shot to focus on the body.
what do your elven eyes see?
>>16494664
girl needs to do a lot more than be half naked to get me hard. try agaaaaiiiiiiiiin
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>>16494725
ah yes i forgot having a vagina means you can't be turned on or enjoy sexy things
>.>
I already came. Peace out OP.
>>16493865
Yes
What kind of niggotry is this?
bump???
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on but I'm interested
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>>16493785
fuck off reddit cancer, this is gay as hell
Way too much text in this thread. Less bullshit more pics.
>>16493955
A lot, fucking nigger.
>>16494625
Just like an ape would say. That could speak.....or understand the social norms of human civilization to the extent of knowing what was "slutty" and what would be conservative for a woman to wear. I am starting to think OP is more of a faggot than we realized......its a girl.
Thread was kinda fun, I think I would enjoy a more prepared version of this
Weirdest fucking thread on /s ever. WTF
The fuck did I just read?
>>16494881
Needs some hair on that lip LOL
This "exercise" would be much more relevant if all the women shown all didn't fall under the category of bimbo-looking blonde women who devoted very much of their time and money for their appearance.
>>16493818
She isn't any of them. Paris Hilton is one of the hottest women in the world and I love fapping to her
Just remember kids... there is a guy out there who has enough free time to think of crap like this and post in on the internet for other people that he will never know.
This is certainly one of the final stages of autism.
So as a result, you end up doing things in society to gain that meaningless momentary relief from your pathetic prison (better known as your scrotum). do YOU see what I'm doing? Do so see how it changes your perception of thought? Do you see how your temporary escape into fantasy is your only hope of coping with the reality of your imprisonment? Have you started realizing how this has created you to be the insufferable ape that you are?
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>>16493847
>>the rest of this shit
When I see a slut I see a dumb bitch that should be avoided in fear of getting brain cancer when she starts talking
>checkmate
>>16499415
No, because the example you used was Paris Hilton and she's so sexy and overwhelming. I don't like sluts though
Good work OP
Not sure if using Paris Hilton was ironic. A spoiled rich child who made a fortune from her 15+ minutes in the spotlight.
>>16494737
>it's what you have between your legs
>that keeps you imprisoned.
how can that be a prison?
Either one are a slut or in prison?
Accept your cock, imaginage it like a flower,
spreading out it's seeds - in full colors, like a rainbow. Womens will sense that freedom,and gets turned on by you.
>>16499415
Do YOU see how making a hypnosis thread on /s/ is your only escape from your crippling autism?
Nice half baked theory op. Your really buying into the whole men either think with their brain or their dick concept.
If only the world were actually this simple and it wasn't just that social science theorists are to stupid to understand the world in anything close to its real complexity.
Why not leave science and trying to improve society to people that actually know what they're doing.
Imagine a man who hates his dick, what would he do?
OP is not one of those faggots though.
>>16496096
A lot; fucking nigger.
>>16502483
Thanks for bumping this dopey tread; nigger.
>itt reason #8542684 to hate liberalism and the mindless tards who preach it...
I always think psychologists and crazies are in the same category.
>>16494668
>implying i dont need my pee hose
>>16501548
OP is doing amateur hypnosis. Please don't lump social science in with this.
>>16494068
Petra Todd, I think.
>>16499693
you've just beaten all the crap with this one post.
nice work anon!
I enjoyed this thread, I mean, OP’s posts mostly. I think OP’s a she, tho.
>>16493793
I don't get hard, sorry. Though I'm not gay. But I don't fuck with animals. Everybody its stuff.
This was suer 9ntersr8ng but.i felt it ended prematurely.. op, finish it?
>>16493793
None of those women are attractive, unless you get off on poorly done plastic surgery and cheap clothing.
Kya bakchodi hai
Somebody archive this shit please
This thread has got me thinkin'. I would like to fap to prison sluts. I love sluts. I love sluts in prison. Desperate sluts in prison.
>>16506264
He learned it from a guy that hypnotised OP by dangling his cock in front of him.
New way of thinking
I hope this thread lasts forever. Whenever I feel depressed I read it and realize I'm not as fucked up as I thought.
Cool use of /s/
OP is a beta whiteknight
Trying to figure out ops endgame here. Is he trying to make men block sexuality, or is he trying create shemales?
OP is actually a misandrist feminist who's laughing at all of you who came
>>16515057
OP is a fag
>>16494612
Agreed.
>>16494664
Your overuse of the word 'honey' amuses me.
have op got his PSY PHD yet?
You spilled your spaghetti OP
