RIP Grades edition.
Hello and good evening/morning/night and welcome once again to /cara/. How are things holding up? Anything cool happen? Tell us about it.
I am your host, the man they call... Mirubro.
FAQ:
>who is she and what does she do? i would google her but i doubt it would be worth the effort.
Cara Delevingne is primarily occupied with being the #1 qtpie waifu and stealing hearts of men and women. Other her hobbies include changing the world of fashion forever and being a pretty good actress.
>what makes Cara the #1 qtpie waifu?
there is the obvious unprecedented beauty and cuteness, and then there is the adorable and lovely personality http://imgur.com/a/2qH90
>what about the rumors that she's a coalburner?
There is currently no evidence supporting the claim that she ever engaged in sex with any other black person than Jourdan Dunn.
>What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?
Literally nothing, they're gorgeous.
>How do I pronounce her name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCO51-ApLE
>Can I post other waifus on /cara/?
The waifus that are /cara/-approved are: Kaya Scodelario, Mirukawa, Kristen Stewart and Barbara Palvin. We always encourage Caraposting instead of other-approved-waifu-posting.
Homing beacon placed. Calling all carabros.
Someone post nude pics
>>16419727
there's no full nudes of her, anon.
best i can do for you.
>>16419727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgB__YratE
quiet tonight, huh..
>>16419679
heyhey
wagebro here, gonna be a little less active i'm watching the h8ful 8
>>16419925
it happens
>>16419777
damn she looks scary af
i like it
>>16419679
>How are things holding up?
still alive and breathing
>Anything cool happen?
not really but recently i started playing WarFrame, and it has sucked me in like a vortex, extremely addicting.
how about you Mirubro, what news from the north?? how is the relationship developing with that qt 3.14??
>>16419982
oh hey, there's someone. hi wagebro, how's life treating you?
>gonna be a little less active i'm watching the h8ful 8
that's alright, i have four (4) exams!! this week so i'm studying like an absolute madman. or, at least trying to.
>>16419990
when you get that 120k a year can i ask you to buy me a new pc???
k
thanks
jokes aside, holy fucking jesus satan 4??? in a week... :| that's not cool
JP bro reporting in, finally back home.
the password is fidelio
Hey /cara/bros! Working on a Sunday also... no pics but wanted to say hello and >y is she so qt?
>>16419999
>9999
aaayyyy
back in style
welcome back, how was your trip anything interesting to tell us??
>>16419988
ah, beat me to it.
>how about you Mirubro, what news from the north??
not a whole lot, like i said i have to study a ton this week. there doesn't seem to be much after that, though.
>how is the relationship developing with that qt 3.14??
not as a relationship, like i said. at least not yet.
she's a bit difficult and i can see why she doesn't have many friends because of it, it's the kind of personality that tends to push everyone away.
i don't do that though, i try to be a quality friend so i'm sticking around and i haven't regretted it so far.
>>16419996
>when you get that 120k a year can i ask you to buy me a new pc???
i mean, you could ask... :D
>holy fucking jesus satan 4??? in a week... :| that's not cool
yeah, we're all geniuses and never have our exam dates handy when a prof asks "what would be a good day to have this exam?"
so he just picks a day and shit like this happens. never been this academically pressured in my whole life but i'll pull through.
>>16419999
checked
>the password is fidelio
pardon me?
>>16420004
we ask ourselves that question everyday
she is so qt because she is the qt
>>16420004
hi carabro!
>y is she so qt?
the best kept secret in the universe, i reckon.
>>16420013
mirubro did I see you in a thread recently? I think it was on /b/ or /r9k/ or someplace random... some caraposting and then someone recommended this thread every Sunday?
>>16420004
>y is she so qt?
It is not that hard to understand my friend. So rare is the proper quotient; wherein the sardonic soliloquies of educated rhetoric are proportionately represented with an amalgamatorial reciprocity of wit, candor, elegance, and grace. Further, one should pay even closer attention to Cara when one finds themselves in a disagreeance; if only because hearing the logicality behind her grace will often highlight ones own epithetical malfeasance.
>>16420009
sup dude. my quads pretty much sums up how the trip went.
>>16420013
>pardon me?
To enter the party, you need to have the password.
>>16420013
>it's the kind of personality that tends to push everyone away.
i see
>i mean, you could ask... :D
you bet your sweet ass i will
>never been this academically pressured in my whole life but i'll pull through.
ofcourse you will
>>16420018
it definitely wasn't /b/, but i might have posted on /r9k/ at some point. do you have the thread?
>>16420025
nah, I lost it. OH, I REMEMBER NOW! It was on /fa/ ... was that you on /fa/?
>>16420027
couldn't have been me then, i don't post on /fa/.
oh yeah I saw Cara everywhere in Thailand when I was at the airport since she is still in a lot of ads and stuff.
I stared at a picture of her one time and my colleague asked me if I was okay and I said no ;_;
>>16420021
preach it
>>16420032
>are you ok
nope, how can i be ok, i mean look at her
>>16420031
must have been another then. either way hh-hello.
>>16420034
here's a video of Jourdan Dunn's son singing the lego movie song to her, Cara, Kendall, Taylor Swift
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1162252/Jourdan-Dunns-son-adorably-sings-Everything-Awesome.html
it takes a special mind to want to fuck everyone in a room as a child innocently sings
>>16420045
y-you too
>>16420046
>it takes a special mind to want to fuck everyone in a room as a child innocently sings
jesus christ LOL
>>16420046
he is surrounded by so many good things
i hate that kid with a passion
>>16420061
he has sickle-cell anemia and no dad if that makes you feel any better
>>16420065
>sickle-cell anemia
a severe hereditary form of anaemia in which a mutated form of haemoglobin distorts the red blood cells into a crescent shape at low oxygen levels. It is commonest among those of African descent.
ow damn
he's wealthy enough to live with it.
the sad thing is the dad part
wish Cara would sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8N739hJHu0
>>16420071
would you take 20 years off your lifespan to live the rest of it with Cara?
>>16420075
i would give the rest of my remaining life just to spend a night of cuddling with her.
what kind of question is that
>>16420075
>would you take 20 years off your lifespan to live the rest of it with Cara?
hard to say, isn't it? your lifespan is unknown to you, so what if you sign that deal and suddenly drop dead because you would've died at 40?
or are we talking about the average? because i can definitely deal with not being 70.
>>16420083
truest of /cara/bros
>>16420085
yeah I was thinking like taking 20 off of 70 or 80
>>16420092
20 off 80, maybe. probably not 70, though. 50 years old is not very old at all...
>>16420097
idk mate
I think I would take 30 years of Cara over 50 years of feels
>>16420104
i don't think anyone asked for that, mate.
>>16420092
i don't think there would be a better way to go than that.
i'm also not very adept at living
>>16420100
do you think you'd get sick of it eventually? too much of a good thing is still too much.
>>16420122
I think love is an exception to that saying
also weed and coke
>>16420122
getting sick of CARA
gr8 b8 m8
>>16420127
that's right
>>16420127
>I think love is an exception to that saying
i suppose you're right. is it part of the deal that she loves you too?
>>16420129
i know i know, just being a little bit too realistic ;D
>>16420129
yeah, I thought Cara was just a phase.
It was a younger part of me that was releasing itself as my shame of not having a gf started to really come over me
But here I am, over a year later.
A good story actually is how I became obsessed with Cara in the first place.
Basically I took about 3 boxes of DXM (cough medicine) which gets you really high and smoked like 5 bowls and I was heading to nirvana.
I had fashion tv on because it was fashion week and that's my job. All of a sudden Cara came out wearing pic related and I was hooked from that moment on.
>>16420142
yeah and you get to go and do all the wild shit that she does. also St. Vincent will never try to revenge kill you
>>16420151
>yeah and you get to go and do all the wild shit that she does.
sounds like a deal to me then!
>also St. Vincent will never try to revenge kill you
oh, what fun is that?
>>16420151
looking at her makes you feel love, it's like watching a precious sculpture
good evening carabros
i am in full nihilism mode desu
>european peace and culture being eroded
>widening wealth inequality
>global ecosystem being destroyed
>no cara gf
since life is mostly going to get worse for the next 50 years, i've decided to just go for pure hedonism from now on. fuck everything.
>>16420161
hi carabro!
yeah, all of that sucks, but..
>european peace and culture being eroded
i doubt it. the events that recently took place in cologne made the far left basically implode on itself.
>>16420161
just find god and watch your worries and earthly desires disappear desu senpai
>>16420161
and why do you think your life will get worse? most of that won't affect you directly.
>>16420168
>just find god
you just posted her.
>>16420168
there is none only Cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aCOyOvOw5c
>>16420167
>made the far left basically implode on itself.
we'll see i guess. i can't imagine the german population voting for any anti-refugee policies. i mean i don't live there but i'm pretty sure the post-hitler mindset is still strong.
>>16420171
>most of that won't affect you directly.
that's true but my general happiness comes mostly from my awareness of things going on in the world. when i read stories about indonesian famers slashing and burning huge areas of forest for profit, it depresses me for days.
>>16420158
>it's like watching a precious sculpture
damn, this is the best articulation of that feeling i have ever read
>>16420186
>i can't imagine the german population voting for any anti-refugee policies.
i'm austrian, i can definitely imagine it here but i'm not so sure about germany. i used to think the post-holocaust hereditary guilt thing was a meme..
>that's true but my general happiness comes mostly from my awareness of things going on in the world.
yeah, you're definitely right about that.
i'll be back in a bit, going to shower.
>>16420195
this was cara's 'best of 2015' - interesting that annie is not in there at all. she rarely ever mentions her. are they just trying to keep it completely private?
>>16420206
it's completely understandable
is this a euphemism or just a really obscure carafeel?
>>16420214
.......... that is extremely idiotic.
what kind of desire is that
back from the shower, hello.
>>16420214
>tfw ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=druuSC3qBl0
>>16420258
not bad. the artificial static noise over the top is a bit overdone and doesn't really add anything in this case. otherwise good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg
>>16420265
>>16420258
>>16420270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMIsi10yqPc
this needs to be longer...
wonder if i'll be able to sleep tonight, hasn't worked so well yesterday.
is everyone else afk? just us two?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV2aDMq8wE8
>>16420279
indeed it does , seems like the beginning of an album.
i have no idea who tesla boy is, my music discovery is kind of behind, but i like this type of sound
>>16420284
>hasn't worked so well yesterday.
how come? you have insomnia?
>>16420284
yeah i'm afk sometimes i stop the movie and update the thread
>>16420289
>indeed it does , seems like the beginning of an album.
it's an interlude.
>i have no idea who tesla boy is
do you come here often? they're my favourite band. i post a lot of tesla boy. would you like some?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbM8f31ssLM
>>16420290
>how come? you have insomnia?
maybe i do. when i had my examination for mandatory military service, i didn't sleep for 2 days because i was nervous as fuck.
but i'm just very stressed about the whole school thing, the stress made me lose control over a few other things in my life which in turn made me more stressed.. it's not a good place to be in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
>>16420297
i also had a problem with stress but it got negated by depression (if i don't care about dying, i can't get stressed about anything).
but if it's seriously a problem for you, why not ask a doctor? i assume austria has socialised healthcare, right?
>>16420297
yeah i would listen to them during the threads, but these one struck me the most.
>>16420300
holy motherfucking jesus, this one kicks like a bitch
what is this type of music called???
>>16420310
>what is this type of music called???
synthwave / 80's revival / "retrofuture"
i have a playlist with 1000 songs in it, if you want it.
have one from me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgiHzZpegQ
>>16420310
various names involving terms like retrofuture synthwave
see /r/outrun on reddit and related subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEtsFqCY1LY
>>16420313
i'm subbed to a youube channel called retrowave.
so nice
thanks Mirubro
>>16420313
>i have a playlist with 1000 songs in it
in what format? if you have a folder of actual music files on your computer then i'm very interested
>>16420304
i'm usually a very no-stress person too (maybe even for the same reason, was diagnosed with clinical depression a long time ago) but this is kinda kicking my ass. i'll be okay again by thursday.
>>16420321
>in what format?
;D...
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL64288E1EF8A36017
some of it is not very good, but it's a LOT.
hey Carabros
a little bit offtopic
if you like animation check this small hidden gem
http://animatorexpo.com/robotontheroad/
>>16420332
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL64288E1EF8A36017
already a few deleted ones in there, i'm going to have to listen to this all night and download the best stuff before it all gets removed. thanks mirubro.
>>16420347
no problem, my friend.
a friend of mine also made a spotify playlist with a lot of this stuff and things like tesla boy in it. if you're interested:
https://open.spotify.com/user/122209718/playlist/5TyJSHeaGu3pbcwNYXY2Dm
>>16420343
gonna look right now.
>>16420361
i don't use spotify because the free version sucks... maybe i should just pay the £10/month for premium
that's some lovely animation, wish i could understand something though.
>>16420381
>i don't use spotify because the free version sucks
i've got a spotify adblocker.
the mobile version still sucks, though.
>>16420389
it's not just the ads, it's the lack of control over what you listen to (and reduced bitrate). the great thing about piracy is i get exactly what i want all of the time.
>>16420389
you can change the website into english on the top right corner, and choose english subs
JP bro reporting back in
Does anyone have a pic of Cara wearing a hijab?
>>16420406
what???
no i don't think so, why would you need that???
>>16420402
>you can change the website into english on the top right corner, and choose english subs
awww yiss, i'll have to restart it again tomorrow though. i'm gonna leave for bed soon if i have to get up at 6am tomorrow.
thanks for sharing!
>>16420399
yeah, i got you. it's still good for shuffling through, though.
>>16420406
no sir. welcome back though!
>>16420406
closest i could find but looks more like western clothing to me
>>16420413
sleep tight and nail those exams
>>16420418
i'll try to do both.
time for me to go now. thanks to all of you for posting in my thread, i had fun tonight. see you next time!
>>16420434
farewell and good luck!
YES I'M IN TIME SORT OF
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doesn't look like i was in time after
got some screenies from Pan
she doesn't say anything
![Pan.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HD.MA.7.1-RARBG.mkv_snapshot_01.17.23_[2016.01.10_04.07.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7aCcbLG.jpg "Pan.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HD.MA.7.1-RARBG.mkv_snapshot_01.17.23_[2016.01.10_04.07.24].jpg")
>>16420509
i haven't heard about this one. what is her role? i don't even know the story of peter pan really.
>>16420518
she is all mermaids(?) its like 15 seconds in the entire film
>ywn wake up to this
>>16420414
this is the shit I was looking for thanks
strange that these pics aren't more common considering Cara is Muslim
>>16420603
>Cara is Muslim
wat
>>16420610
All brits are muslims bruv :^)
>>16420620
suddenly, suicide seems like a much more realistic possibility
>>16420643
go ahead nobody is stopping you
>>16420643
why's that anon-kun ? ;D
>>16420653
bit rude that
>>16420643
why suddenly? what triggered it?
>>16420520
yeah i talked about it in an old thread, i was so pissed , they mocapped her face to the fucking mermaids, it's absolutely scary, it's uncanny valley.
I understand she is trying to grab every small role in the business to get it on her portfolio but she should have avoided this one for sure
>>16420520
im glad, that movie blew
would have sunk her career from the start if she had a big role in it
>>16420658
Well the usual people that come into this thread call themselves out as either Mirubro or the new OP , i'm wagebro, there's jp and there is caps bro, there were 2 swedes , i don't know what happened to them.
so who are you??
All i'm seeing in the last posts is banter such as
>>16420620
or
>>16420603
so who are you???
>>16420671
it was bound to blow . i don't understand after the screening why she still went on with the role.
The movie is not absolute garbage i liked the costumes and the ship, but fucking hell was it that expensive considering the budget to give her a mermaid costume and do some practical shit??
It's just bad executed cgi
>>16420684
jp bro
sorry for the /pol/ bantz
>>16420695
that's better.
i'm going to bed.
Have a good week
>>16420684
im not the suicidal guy nor a regular here desu
bit ded
>>16420722
its only 9 am
I dont even know what you are saying m8
>>16420743
death doesnt care about time does it
ayyyy boys
someone told me about this thread in /fa/ I am so glad I found it, thank you to whomever does this every sunday...its making my bleak coming week a little better.
>>16420939
with pleasure
you're a bit late though
I was not even THAT busy but i forgot about the Cara thread. Fuck me.
CARA
>>16420053
>>16420061
>>16420046
I wish my mom and her friends were as hot as Jourdan Dunn and her friends.
>150 images
w-what
>>16422287
lol
when Caraposting goes out of control
why is this thread still alive
>>16423071
Cara never Dies
/int/ poll https://strawpoll.me/6507331/ but i think we can all vote on this if anyone is still here
>>16423325
>Lena Meyer-Landrut
How is she even comparable to Cara? Of course Cara wins.
>>16423335
was general vs general
>>16423335
>>16423325
I admit she's cute and her music sounds catchy but they aren't in the same league.
