Miss Alice thread
yes pls
i like this thread
well, she's hot and all but her videos are incredibly boring tbh. good body is not enough to be sexy, and she has no idea how to arouse men. whenever i see her video i've got impression that she's a log in a bed.
>>15168618
God you are a faggot
>>15168621
On the contrary - that's why I don't enjoy her vids. I've seen enough of nice bodies to not be crazed solely by them, if the girl can't use it in bed. And that's quite a common problem with the nice chicks by the way - they're so overconfident about their look, they barely have any skills.
I would so like to see more of Alice
>>15168621
ur waifu a shit
/r/ asshole?anal?
fantastic tits, great ass, smooth flawless skin AND a nice face
why is she so perfect?
any links to her vids?
>>15168618
This.
I never understood until now what was the problem with her videos....yes she's incredibly hot, but that's about that...she probably doesn't watch porn because she doesn't know what to do with that body
>I have a hot body I just need to show it right?
>I have a p-pussy so I stick something in it right?
>>15168873
Precisely. And she ends up with the ok photos, somewhat ok gifs, and absolutely atrocious vids. She's got a lot to learn.
The hell is going on with her back, looks like she has lordosis. Looks like she has a great ass but that back situation is damn distracting.
>>15168873
>>15169043
True dat
I like her room because she's funny, but like most cam girls she's just damaged goods who's detached from the whole thing, trying to turn her body into money
>tfw have 5.5gigs of her vids but I agree with the people saying she's boring
Probably the most perfect body I've ever seen and her face is bretty q.t but goddamn she has the personality and sexuality of wet paint...always doing that retarded knees together dance when she's trying to be hot.
>>15169579
>>15169580
>>15169583
>>15169585
>>15169586
>>15169587
No pics but here's some of her vids:
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/missalice-1#_tabVideos
She's great but yeah she's dumb as a box of rocks and has no personality. Just watch them on mute.
[breathing intensifies]
>>15168621
virgin detected
>>15169462
Is that supposed to be some kind of 3D, or is that webm just fucked up?
Also, is that still Miss Alice? Because with all of the 'boring' talk I didn't think I'd see something like this.
>>15169753
does she have Russian origins?
>>15169959
she's boring because she does the same thing in all her streams, she has her cutesy high pitch voice taunt the people until they donate, strips off as the donations come, then dildos herself at the end.
there are so many recordings of the streams online that you might as well never give her a cent. somewhere out there is a vid of her doing the same thing in a maid outfit, that's the most different i've ever seen her stuff be.
a few years ago when she just started it was mostly gif's and still shots, i only learned she was doing cams recently.
was there ever any occasion where someone could see her asshole? I swear she went to some ancient asshole-hiding-ninja monastery
>>15169980
Her asshole is a myth.
>>15169959
>almost missionary position hitachi and dildo not boring
>>15169587
P- perfect...
>>15169980
skimming through my vids, this is the bst so far, will update if better is found
>>15169980
shitty vid, but I think you're right on the training, she fingers/toys from the top, like her hand is resting in her ass crack so it's always covering the turd cutter
>>15170032
>>15169980
Probably something she's self concious about. Shit is gross, I guess.
>>15170797
I have like 5 vids of this chick, like 30 min long each, just screen caps from mfc or w.e.
feels good man
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10116537/missalice_94.hd.videos.720p
>>15169980
Best I found :/
>>15170032
from
>>15170826
>>15170826
why is there no audio on the school outfit vid
>>15169462
does this vid have a specific name?
>>15170017
>>15170032
>>15170833
>>15170850
I will never forget you.
>>15170909
I've noticed a few of them don't, mostly the ones from Hong Kong. I'm guessing the person who bought them fucked up when they loaded them for everyone or it was intentional.
>>15171043
just helpin a brother out
I figured out how to do webm :D
>>15169980
I think I see it here....
are their any archives of her pics?
>>15171165
here ya go bud http://imgur.com/a/qKX2M
all I got on her
>>15171262
>http://imgur.com/a/qKX2M
appreciated anon
booty bump
>>15171262
I notice she's in a lot of nice places. I wonder if she's some sort of trophy girlfriend or if she makes enough money camming to pay for that stuff...
>>15171679
the top bitches make 10 grand a month pretty easily and she lives in New Zealand so it's close to the places she travels
>>15171672
beautiful
>>15168657
"good body is not enough to be sexy." those are the words you put on your screen before you hit send.
this is what happens when nerds watch too much porn and have inflated ideas of what women should be like in bed.
alice is waifu material, log or not.
>>15172195
Funny, most men seem to think "good sex" is something women have and constantly jump through hoops merely to "get lucky". Pussy on pedestal. If she just shows up and lies still, BONUS. That's just sad...
>>15172195
If you actualy step from the monitor and try to pick a real girl, and do sexy things with her, you might actualy know what I'm talking about. Believe or not, but you'll eventualy get bored with a girl, that sexual capabilities ends at easing your pressure.
My name is Alice and my drama teacher used to call me miss Alice, and I just laughed because she had no fucking clue and thought to myself "if only". I'm cute but not that cute. Hnnnng Miss Alice I want you.
>>15169978
que se yo, que importa? vos pajeate no mas
>>15172222
been with the same girl for 7 years. marriage can be fun, too. what can i say: "boring," monogamous sex gets me hot
nb4 herp-derp nerds who say marriage is an outdated social institution
>>15172195
So you would marry a dumb bimbo which is no real fun in bed, as long as you could stick your dick into some nice looking meat?
Wow, and the fun if waifu gets a bit older, not goodlooking anymore, still dumb, still no enjoyable sex.
Recipe for a miserable marriage.
>>15172263
>thinking marriage is all about sex
>>15172267
Hey, i aint the one who said a hottie with no personality and supposedly boring sex is waifu material.
So marriage is having something nice to look at, no matter how stupid and annoying her personality? And sex is irrelevant?
I am engaged, being monogamous for 5 Years now. She is smart, our personalities match, we have lots in common and fun in bed. Her looks arent special but i would rather marry her then some model.
She NEVER shows her asshole. Ever.
I wish she would do anal. I'd give her money if she did anal.
>>15172280
waifu =/= wife
but please jump to more conclusions
>>15172294
"Waifu is an Engrish term primarily used by Asian men to refer to one’s own wife."
She mad me in privat a huge huge squirt!!! All over her bed and chair, I'd never seen like that!!!
>>15172317
i know, but i think its usage is a little more different in practice among english speakers...
>>15172257
How in the world did you concluded my previous post with "marriage is boring"? Read more carefuly please.
>>15172317
>being this autistic
Was there ever any truth to that sex tape that was rumored she had?
>>15169600
>She's great but yeah she's dumb as a box of rocks
Yeah, she's so dumb it took my breath away. I haven't been around any really dumb girls since high school which was a long time ago, so I'm not used to it.
>>15173013
I remember around the time she joined she was dating some lucky asshole and one time she came back on cam with a load on her back, I've never seen the tape but who knows.
>>15172293
>She NEVER shows her asshole. Ever.
What a waste.
>>15172257
Marriage is simply a formality, fact of the matter is that on the basic level nothing changes between 2 persons whether they are married or not. It imposes no physical nor psychic restrictions, nor does it grand and physical nor psychic advantages.
All it really does is bind two people together through a legal document / "holy bond".
And to claim it reinforces the relationship or improves etc, is down to our conditioning. My feeling etc for a person won't change, "just" because I would get married.
>>15170826
guys.. serious problem.
cant download because µtorrent says the file is in the list and i only can add the tracker. but the file isnt seen in the list.
what do?
started utorrent again and loaded the site again. but nothing worked.
>>15168657
You may be right, but I'll worry about her skills in bed when I'm banging her. When I'm fapping to her she's the greatest sex machine ever.
>>15172267
Been married ten years over here. If you don't have good sex you don't have anything.
But please, keep telling me about your infantile views of love and marriage.
>>15173119
>Alice
Can't agree she's any sex machine but a very blunt one - girl is dull as a random rock. All she is capable of (and do constantly) is one pose, one action, one face. No passion or anything, it's meh all the time.
>>15173093
Funny thing, ancient Egyptian marriage was just shacking up. The only legal issue involved and the explicitly the only purpose was dealing with splitting up material shit afterward. Roman marriage, of course, was just an exclusive prostitution for protection/resources contract, concubinage being merely a way to get around class restrictions regarding titles/positions and inheritance. Most forms of marriage that weren't basically the former were basically the latter, and the only purpose beyond sex was authoritarian family bullshit that involved the law intruding upon both parties in service blood elders. Basically both were family property, and it was some kind of business/political deal. Associating marriage with intimacy is a sick joke, historically.
>>15173184
im sorry your wife is a dried-up shrew
>>15173283
"authoritarian family bullshit"
I lol'd
euphoriamagazine.jpeg
more .webm's!
>>15173262
I wouldn't care about any of that if she showed her butthole.
A body that stellar has no right existing. It's too good.
>>15171115
jesus christ
>>15171115
i need this immediately please for the love of god
>>15171055
>mostly the ones from Hong Kong
What the fuck was she doing in Hong Kong? Is she Chinese?
>>15176388
You've obviously never been to Hong Kong. It has heavy British influence. There's tons of white people there, and most people there speak English.
It's a pretty neat place, very Blade Runner esque, just not in a negative way. Minimum building height there is 20 stories.
>>15176388
shes from New Zealand
>>15176413
>very Blade Runner esque, just not in a negative way.
wtf could possibly be negative about BR?
Does she still do cams ?
>>15171758
>New Zealand
>Close to the places she travels
New Zealand is close to absolutely nowhere other than 'Straya and various southeast asian shiteholes.
This is my fav guys. Ending on my best note.
>>15176388
>What the fuck was she doing in Hong Kong?
Whoring
This girl is the holy grail!
>>15176570
The dirt and pollution.
>>15176865
That's where she travels to ya dingus
Found the video!
Go to pornhub and past this at the end of the url /view_video.php?viewkey=1684904921
>>15171672
>>15171140
>>15171115
I don't really get why people say she's dumb. She seems sweet. Maybe betas only get off to empowered cunts who have something to prove.
>>15179457
She does seem nice, it's just her porny act is a little dumb. She's funny on Twitter too
ITT: A bunch of picky virgins, you would all kill to have this girl IRL
>>15179457
I think she's cute, but maybe that's because I have kind of a thing for NZ in general.
And hot girls, I guess.
>>15173109
the torrent is in the "hidden" or "no category" tab(category in the left). Mine started doing that with every torrent even reinstalling wouldn'tfix it... had to change to deluge(no regrets)
Perfect body, wow.
that's all I got.
Thumbs and links are in the zip file.
http://depositfiles.com/files/vls85hbys
Sigh.. again no footjob video
>>15176570
it's a shit movie
>>15179457
I don't think she's dumb. She does seem quite boring though.
>>15179522
what's her twitter?
>>15168364
That is some tits from heaven!!!
>>15169462
Look how rocket-sciencey it is when girls masturbate. Is there any guy who uses anything else than good ol' palm or a fleshlight? If so, you guy are making it way harder than necessary
this girl unlocks some shit in my brain
cheat code level hotness
but
is it wrong if i think some of the appeal is that she sort of looks retarded?
i like her but every so often, especially if you see her on cam she turns her head and looks like a down syndrome kid and i can't look at her again for a good long while
>>15183685
Haha maybe?
But good call on "cheat code level hotness" ffs
Does anyone have the 5gb mega link to her videos?
post more alice plx
>>15177847
ohh dem hairy arms. fuckin disscusting kunt
>>15189745
cute
>>15190986
(not specific to miss alice)
i realize they embellish, but when i watch videos (like the one where miss alice is sitting in her chair in pink/gray sneakers) i feel like i must be doing something really wrong when i bate.
these people are getting all worked up from half way in all the way to climax, squeaking and breathing heavily the whole time, which i assume must mean they are feeling good or at least feeling something. by the time they orgasm they are a sweaty twitching mess.
me? i'm just stroking and feeling nothing and dry as the sahara until 10 seconds before coming when i'm actually in the groove. and then i heave a couple times and go back to feeling nothing other than dissatisfaction. how do i git gud?
god damn....fit!!!
>>15191337
quit touching yourself so god damn much and it'll be very rewarding later
>>15191337
>>15191370
otoh it was very satisfying getting off after watching her vids, so maybe i just need to be really aroused to feel anything, and i should skip obligatory have-boner-must-go jerks
>>15171014
Pornhub: /view_video.php?viewkey=1921084505
Maybe help
I think the problem with Alice is her tits are almost too firm. I honestly think that's what's missing.
I guess the sagging of age will fix that.
>>15182138
>>15182138
>>15182138
this
does anyone have her footjob video? i've been looking for it for months.
>>15172317
you're new to 4chan aren't you
>>15193448
Holy shit, source on this?
>>15191408
Personally my problem is when she doesn't moan in her videos. Just seeing a dildo sliding in and out without even much of a facial reaction just reminds me it's all for money and suspect that it's not even pleasurable.
which is why http://www.xvideos.com/video8064459/web_cam_girl_masturbate is probably one of my favorite vids.
Someone please bump this for me so I can do some saving once I'm at a pc
>>15197044
Pretty sure this thread will outlast at least a few of the others on its way to the bottom.
>>15171115
my god
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>15195502
miss alice
>>15169980
There's a few parts in here where you can see it.
>>15197519
do you have this vid?
She's awesome!!
Thanks me later.
>>15168618
Yep. Hot, but the type who probably lies there mostly motionless, occasionally biting her lip and whimpering "yeah, beebee", wondering JUST how long it's going to take you to get off to her hotness. See: Kim Kardashian sex tape. Feh.
>>15172322
You're a lying sack of shit. I've seen countless videos of hers fucking herself with all kinds of dildos and having supposed orgasms. She never squirts, never:
aside from this vid >>15169462
which is actually titled squirt vid to lure in buyers. Squirting is bullshit pissing anyway.
>>15169579
>>15198994
Can you confirm that she doesn't squirt in any of these vids?
>>15168621
this right here
>>15168618
Porn's rotted your brain
Actually WHEN she is fucking herself she isn't too boring at all. She puts in quite some effort although it's probably fake.
The real problem is she is obnoxiuos as fuck. Her shows are horrible. She sits there for hours talking absolute bullshit to massive retards. It's atrocious. All she has in her head is "muh vegan food", "muh work out" It's lame and I don't watch her stuff for that reason anymore.
>>15168618
>she has no idea how to arouse men
Speak for yourself.
>Me last night
>Fap to sexy-as-fuck chick doing amazing strip tease
>Still thinking about her today
>Maybe /s/ knows who she is
>Find this thread near the top
>Who's Miss Alice?
>OMGZ it's the chick from last night
Thank you, /s/, for answering for question without me having asked.
She squirts, I saw it on her vid "Alice 1st squirt" and several times in group show..
It was not pee or fake
>>15200405
Nah, your bullshitin. I've seen all of her pay vids and literally dozens of cum show caps and other cam shows. She never squirts aside from the "alice 1st squirt" vid which you can barely call squirt and is interestingly the only of her vids that is filmed in 1080p so you can see anything. She just did that to pull some more to buy this video.
If anybody finds another video of her "squirting" aside from this one >>15169462
I'll offer him 1 btc or 100 ltc to trade.
badump
>>15202795
no squirting exactly but I have two or three caps of her getting all creamy (that thick white stuff that builds around her pussy) does that qualify for your challenge?
I've never seen her squirt aside from that video you linked btw so I doubt there is another one.
>>15202860
does it shoot out? If yes then it qualifies, if not then sorry no.
>>15202893
nah not shooting out. It just builds up while she dildos her hole on overdrive! stilly very hot though.
>>15202963
sry no money for you then ;-(
I wanna see her squirt because I'm pretty sure she actually doesn't.
What's her name? Like, her name name.
Hey all you horny bisexual or lesbian girls send all your beautiful pussies to this horny girl on kik @ cherii_bieber
>>15203704
says the 12 year old boy
does she have implants?
>>15203735
doubt it
Where does this bird live? I'd like to procure her services or at least acquire some of her soiled underwear.
>>15198637
>>15198637
Sauce
http://www.xvideos.com/video7413371/missalice_18
>>15203735
see
>>15176849
and
>>15176853
nuff said
pretty good tit job though
>>15205942
Somewhere in New Zealand, she's tweet a few times that people have recognized her, one was at a strip club. Good luck finding her Anon, let me know if you do.
Is there any really sfw picture of her ?
ugh her voice... she sounds psychologically stunted. Good thing she won the genetic lottery.
>>15206565
>pretty good tit job though
bro she hasn't had a tit job stop being this clueless
>>15207666
i should add for context she has a lot of issues with delicate skin and she works out a lot and is a massive health nut there is no way she'd ever have invasive surgery to get a tit job of all things
her tits really are that based
>>15171204
i think the problem is that she has that petite look on her. Needs to ditch the 'cute' act and put on some eyeliner, get new clothes.
>>15207710
Eyeliner and "new clothes" would make her so goddamn ordinary. Too many women kill it with the makeup, and she clearly doesn't need much at all.
And she has pretty good taste in clothes in the rare event that she wears them.
>>15207666
She actually said that she did get a tit job one time I saw her on cam.
>>15207744
for my sake i hope you're lying because this is life ruining information
>>15206743
>one was at a strip club
She's a stripper as well? Do you happen to know if she escorts?
>>15207631
I find her voice pleasant. She seems really sweet. The world is in serious shortage of sweet girls.
>>15207737
Agreed 100 percent.
It's hard to believe a girl this fresh and beautiful is not doing serious modeling or acting work. Then again, she makes great money on MFC, but who knows how long that will last?
>>15207744
proof or gtfo
In all honesty Alice's videos are fucking boring. I've got like 10GB or more of them and it's hard to tell one from another. I stopped watching them because it's all the same shit and you can only fap over the same naked body sitting there doing nothing so many times.
Occassionally she cosplays. That's about as interesting as it gets.
lol@all these faggots saying otherwise
>>15207744
What did she say exactly?
>>15207772
she does
How are her breasts so perfect? Just round and firm.
>>15210663
genes
>>15199100
Thats why i dont like camshows. Its just shooting the shit until some guy pays her to fuck herself for a grand total of 30 seconds.
>>15199100
yeah apparently she used to fuck herself then fuck off, now she can just sit there, drink tea and get paid. pretty sad that so many guys fawn over her.
she has adorable feet though, would love to see a footjob vid.
>>15210663
they're fake?
>>15210659
She does what? Strip or escort, you didn't specify.
>>15211607
no, they're all real
>>15211669
Both.
>>15211607
fuck off, she's natural
>>15168618
I'd fuck that log.
>>15172195
>waifu material
fucking beta weeaboo
>>15212052
>Thinks waifu is strictly for /a/
Summer as hell
>>15211586
>she has adorable feet though, would love to see a footjob vid.
She has one. I know some fucker here has it too.
bump for footjob vid
>>15209209
>It's hard to believe a girl this fresh and beautiful is not doing serious modeling or acting work.
Listen to her speak for even a minute and you'll know why.
>>15212018
with absolutely zero proof
>>15168406
anyone have sauce on this video?
>>15168364
delete this FUCKING thread right NOW, shes a fucking tease
>>15198637
>fucking herself with a ten inch dildo
Whore, much? Taking that amount with ease.
>>15169125
pre-boob job?
>>15176854
>>15176856
>>15187924
there is a vid from this?
>>15214152
Its not 10 inches, just looks that way next to your millimeter peter.
She is so incredibly one dimensional and fake, but I think people's attraction for her attraction lies in, especially in 2012, was that she was 18+ but still could pass for 16 with developed breasts, and everyone is a closet ephebophile. Also that shallowness and detachment while she's shoving a dildo in herself can make someone hate her and want her at the same time.
But regardless of that.... fapfapfapfapfap
For the first time ever, I read text in /s/ (other than op) while fapping.
How the fuck can anyone be so full blown ear muff wearing autistic to argue about this.
It's pictures of a hot girl showing her tits and fucking herself. Just give yourself a handjob.
>>15211607
Fake tits wish they looked that good.
>>15171758
She's also an escort that costs thousands for a fuck
real 10/10 body and 9/10 face
Her eyes look like glass.
I need fire in my women
>>15216812
Really an escort?? Have you a link? I can't believe it
>>15216917
Lots of her videos show her all over the world. Bitch is dumb as fuck you think she got there on her day job?
>>15216928
Just tourism like anybody
>>15216928
she makes 6 figures from her cam show a year, she probably just likes to travel like all girls at age do
>>15216213
she's admited she has fake tits though
BUMP FOR FOOTJOB VID
>>15207772
haha getting hopes up, dont go there anon
