I made a comment on Youtube saying that I find it hard being in a social situation; I have never even kissed a girl. I was told to come here. So I guessing you guys could give me some help? Please?
>>29908488
I've seen that video kek
>>29908488
/r9k/ helps social retards become functional the same way a septic tank helps turds become gold ingots.
you're not going to find help here, we're all kv
>>29908488
Well you came to the right place
>>29908488
This is going to be you in a couple months: >>29908376
Just stop masturbating for a week, get drunk, and remember to mostly behave yourself.
>>29908488
Help you?
we can barely help ourselves.
>>29908488
90% of the people here will tell you to kill yourself, leave quickly
No, this is the last stop, this is where you get off.
Come and sit with us and share your feels.
OP LEAVE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK, TRY TO LIKE A HAPPY NORMIE LIFE.
THERE IS ONLY PAIN AND SUFFERING TO BE FOUND HERE.
>>29908755
*live a happy normie life.
>>29908488
whats the video called
original comment
>>29908523
Please tell me it ends with him fucking them and not just going back to his computer
>>29908608
Also, weed
Origami
>>29908488
What was the name of this video?
OK. I am the guy who started this, and it seems like most people are telling me that this is not where I get help. But if that is the case, then why are all of you here and does anyone know where can I get help?
>>29908809
dunno, I just type "kissless virgin" into google images
LEAVE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! YOU'LL GET SUCKED DOWN WITH THE REST OF US
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29908825
You don't come here for help, you come here because there are other people that know that feel
But there are also summer fags shitting up the place
>>29908528
Being the robot that I am, I had to Google gold panning in septic tanks. You suck.
>>29908825
This place is full of social misfits. There is no help. You can only help yourself.
>>29908488
He didn't tell you to come here for help, he told you to come here to become one of us
ONE OF US.
>>29908825
We're all here because there's no way to get help
Only a woman can help you and women generally don't bloke helping people unless they're children, attractive, or other women (as a general rule).
The only person who can "help" you is if a woman's meets you and happens ton decide that maybe she'll be with your or someone else. If you really want to maximize your chances get in great shape and around women act like you barely care about them showing slight interest ever so often.
Either way, if you wound up here you're either ugly, short, awkward, or something I didn't think of.
>>29908825
>why are all of you here
Good question.
>where can I get help?
>>/adv/
>>29908825
This board is the graveyard. You come here after you die. If you still have some fight in you, please go somewhere else - I say this because I care about you.
We don't help, but you will feel less alone in your quest for normality.
>>29908825
You may go but you will be back. You've dipped in a toe now. /r9k/ will pull in the rest of you.
>>29908488
OP, head my warning. This place is poison for the mind its too late for us but you sound like you still have hope. I know you're curious and all but just leave please for the love of god.
>>29908755
>the sourest of them all
everytime
>>29908755
This is why I come to 4chan the vile shit you see.
I am the topic creator. Most people responded by saying that people come here to be with people like themselves, and while I would like that, I would prefer to talk with people who are like me and also want to improve themselves or people who were like me but have made progress to be less socially awkward.
>>29908942
I am not going to wait and hope that a woman will help me; I want to actively find help and if I need a woman, hopefully I can find one. I'll be fine talking as long as it is through text, like this, where I feel like I am talking to a computer.
>>29908978
Thank you, I will check it out and keep an eye on here in case anybody else has a place to get help.
>>29908488
FUCKING STACIES GTFO FROM MY ROOM RREEEEEEE
>>29908755
That is worse than any horror film ever.
>>29908755
>Kum & Go
>>29909360
>improve
Read a historical book or something if you want to improve. Why the hell you'd want to socially improve? There is nothing good on the other side
Alright OP, I like you. You got moxxy. So I'm gonna say this, and I'm gonna say it once. LEAVE. GET OUT. GO.
This is not a place of help, but a place of self despair. This is the place where dreams go to die. People here are lonely, labeled by the world as losers, but they know exactly how you feel. Have hope for the people here. They may not think they can crawl out this horrible place, but it's possible. OP, if anything, you gotta learn how to normie. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. It's difficult, and for a while, you may be stuck in a slump where you feel like even more of an outcast, but you'll figure it out. You gotta be observant and pick up on what the normies do. Try stuff out until you figure out what works for you. You'll struggle a bit, but you'll hit your stored eventually. Never quit, OP. Don't become like us. There's hope for you yet, OP. I have faith in you. All of us heartless bastards here do.
-Sincerely
A Former Robot, now Cyborg
"We hate the normie not because he has something, but because we cannot have what he also so just so happens to have"
- The 3rd Dank Lord, Ronald McDonald
>>29908488
>I made a comment on Youtube
jesus, why?
>>29909949
You were never a former anything, just a normie in waiting. Kill yourself
Alright OP, You've come to the right place.
First of all, if you already have a job, quit. Jobs will only weigh you down and cut into time you could spend playing hours of online video games.
Secondly, never speak to women again. They are all whores and will do everything in their power to hinder your valiant journey to full wizardry.
Start watching a lot of shitty anime, look into "tulpa-mancing", and only fap to futinari and tranny porn and you should be well on your way to recovery in no time.
If you have any questions, just keep browsing this board to get more inspiration for how you could improve your lifestyle.
I am the original topic creator. /adv/ this not help at all
>>29909949
Thanks; I am trying that, but my job often has me working alone. And back in school, I would always be called creepy; according to VSauce this would be because I look like a human but something was off about me; I am guessing that I was not picking up some social ques or something.
>>29910580
Nice try dickhead, but I've seen Die Hard.
I may go to sleep soon.
>>29910824
How old are you?
I've been coming here for a while and am not a total failure (yet).
I'm 19 and hope to get a job within a year (either at school when I go back, or next summer).
I mostly come here for memes, fun threads, and the board culture (roasties, reees, and all that).
Can you pinpoint your problems in social interaction? In my case its coming up with things to talk about, and sometimes saying stupid things.
>>29910824
>I've seen Die Hard
It might be too late for you after all OP. You already seem to be remarkably autistic.
>>29908488
holy fucking shit im 99% sure the guy in that gif is my brother, i wish this gif was better quality so i could tell for sure
I am the topic creator.
>>29910952
I'm 25, so I consider myself to be in my prime fucking time. Actually my sex drive has been really high for the last year. It is hard for me to know what my problems are because I guess I am doing something wrong because I don't know it is wrong. Say that, the one thing I think is an issue is that I talk to girls in the same way I talk to guys; I suppose this is an issue because that is how people end up in the friend-zone, right?
>>29911042
I think you have no idea what autism is. BTW, what does OP stand for?
>>29911299
It stands for Oblivious Piss-stain, now get out
REEEEE
>>29911299
>what does OP stand for?
Organizer professionale
It's a title of respect to the most superior thread organizers
>>29911299https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/
Read the sidebar. Lift and make money.Then try to get/pickup girls
>>29911204
ask him faggot
>>29911541
no im underage as fuck it'd be weird
guess i'll have to save it and ask in a few years
>>29911517
When you see the letters OP next to your post like this
>>29908488
It means you got an upvote.
Good job OP!
OP Here.
>>29911527
This is awesome; just what I need, thanks a ton.
Now I am going to bed, so I won't be replying anymore because I am going to leave this place forever as advised by everyone here. GOODNIGHT FRIENDS, LOVE YA!
(And to think, you all said I would not get any help here)
>>29908978
What should you say on /adv/ to get help (besides "a/s/l want pussy pls")?
