Every morning I see two red/brownish birds flying to the lantern outside the kitchen window so I decided to look at their nest and found these!
Raise one as your own.
>>29124864
balut
>>29124864
OP, destroy that brown speckled one immediately, that is a cowbird egg, it is a parasitic nester that will kill all the other babies.
Either robins or sparrows, I have both nesting near my house but the sparrow was a fucking retard and built her nest right outside my front door so everytime I open it she flies the fuck away and just ditches her eggs. She laid like 6 and they all died because she hardly spent any time sitting on them. But the alpha robin nest is going good, 7 healthy kids hatched so far with more on the way, love seeing this badass niggas flying around my yard bullying the gay ass sparrows.
>>29124864
A bird made a nest in the hanging plant pot on my porch. It kept flying away since I go outside that way, so I believe it abandoned the eggs. Either that bird or another made a nest in a bush in front of my window as well. I believe there were 4 or 5 eggs in that one.
>>29124879
I raised 3 baby robins after their nest fell in a storm last year. The mother died sadly.
I know one still hangs around because his wing was broken and it skips around the yard.
>>29124909
I just googled it and I think he's right. Destroy that asshole egg. Throw it in a pond or something.
>>29124909
>cowbird egg
>Brown-headed cowbirds do not raise their own young, instead laying their eggs in the nests of other bird species. Because of this, cowbirds are not exposed to species-typical visual and auditory information like other birds. Despite this, cowbirds are able to develop species-typical singing, social, and breeding behaviors.[9]
Literally the niggers of birds
>>29125000
It looks like a robin nest, and robins have a high rejection rate for cowbird eggs, but OP can still help them out by doing it for them. I despise cowbirds, could instantly recognize their disgusting eggs.
>>29125039
not robins, they look like this but more red on the top.
>>29124864
EVERY MORNlNG
>>29125090
Hmm, looks a little big to be a finch nest. Not sure, man.
How big are the birds?
>>29124879
>>29124909
Combine the two, take the cowbird and raise it as your own, but teach it to be civilized.
>>29124909
>>29125000
Yup. Can confirm.
>>29125155
>teaching a cowbird to be civilized
you'd have an easier time adopting a ghetto nigger
>>29124864
Wait till they hatch and pour bleach on them during feeding time.
Fuck birds.
Torture them.
>>29124946
yes robins are based. I prefer the company of cardinals though, theres been a family of them breeding in the vines for a decade along my fence.
>>29125127
they're same sized maybe taller. Not many flinches around, occasionally spot a yellow finch each year.
This board is never bored of exploring the infinite variations of cuckoldry.
>>29125210
>mommie look im being edgy on 4chan again, I bet everyone will think im a cool epic psychopath like patrick bateman xD
OP get rid of that cowbird fucker and post pics of the aftermath.
>>29125226
the only thing I can think of that looks like what you posted (a house finch) is the purple finch. im not the best with birds, but i know a little.
>>29124864
>>29124909
Reverse the scenario, fry the brown egg and feed it to the fledglings.
>>29125250
too much red, maybe at night I'll sneak a picture of them.
>>29124909
>cowbird egg
It seems that brown-headed cowbirds periodically check on their eggs and young after they have deposited them. Removal of the parasitic egg may trigger a retaliatory reaction termed "mafia behavior". According to a study by the Florida Museum of Natural History published in 1983, the cowbird returned to ransack the nests of a range of host species 56% of the time when their egg was removed. In addition, the cowbird also destroyed nests in a type of "farming behavior" to force the hosts to build new ones. The cowbirds then laid their eggs in the new nests 85% of the time
>>29125369
what an asshole bird
They're sayin' I'm against illegal eggs... I mean, they're.. ILLEGAL! Really, I LOVE brown eggs. I have many cowbirds as friends. But their eggs are not THE BEST eggs, they are NOT YOU! These white eggs have to build a WALL and they have to build it QUICKLY! They'll vote me for president, because I am the GREATEST BUILDER of 'em all and they know the wall is going to be QUALITY.
>>29125343
that photo is of a particularly vibrate specimen, get some photos if you can though.
posting more finches.
>>29124864
Nice job OP, you've encroached on the nest and scared the mommy bird away permenantly. You've doomed those eggs
>>29124864
fry em up op
natural eggs probably taste better or something
>>29125369
new plan op, lay in wait and capture the cowbird then beat it to death
Capture the parents and feast on the raw eggs in front of them.
>>29125369
It's either take the chance the cowbird gets upset, or guarantee the cowbird fledgling starves the host bird's fledglings. Take the chance.
>>29125423
but shes in the nest right now :p
>>29125407
lel
>>29125409
cute bird.
>>29125468
Incubators and cages are pretty cheap
how do birds even shit out eggs that size?
>>29124864
boil them and film the mama birds reaction when she sees you boiled her unborn children
>>29125468
have another very original bird
>>29125468
Pour bleach over them faggot
>>29125483
I'm not disrupting their habitat.
found another nest on my ladder if you guys wanna see, it's prob empty though.
Monitor the cowbird egg. Once you hear hatchlings you can probably remove and kill the welfare queen, and the parents probably won't bother the hatchlings, maybe, I don't know about birds, or anything for that matter.
>Tfw birds won't be your friend, and I can't be like crowbro
Also make update threads.
>>29125369
I hope you are NEET, OP. Destroy that nigger egg and wait for the cowbird to come back and shoot it with a pellet gun or something.
>>29125559
pls do show
>>29125559
don't blame me when nigger birds destroy it then
>>29125489
How tall Tomoko is?
>>29124864
Free breakfast.
>>29125369
Boil the cowbird egg then and place it back.
OP needs to grow a big enough beard to house the eggs in until hatching time.
Just poke a hole in the nigger egg to make sure it dies off before hatching without alarming the mother.
>>29124909
There's a chance that the cowbird parent will destroy every egg in the nest after that, as a revenge.
Boil the crowfuckers egg,and then put it back in.
Bitch won't get crazy and the other burd stays happy.
>>29125603
here
orioleginal
>>29125705
duh thats why he boils the egg before placing it back
>>29125232
> le cuck xd
Kill yourself my man
Pls boil the nigger egg and put it back.
Or kill the cowbird parent.
>>29125742
Careful with removing that. Some birds use whatever they can find to isolate and glue their nests together, including literal feces.
>>29125745
>stepbird mom finds missing egg is back
>rots after 2 days in the heat attracting critters
>there is literally a type of bird that lays it's eggs in other birds nest so the cucked birds raise it as their own
>Mfw liberals are metaphorical cuck birds and thirdworlders are the invasive egg
>>29125788
I'm aware. I rip them out with baggies so the next bird starts fresh.
>there is literally a niggerbird who cucks other birds and threatens them to raise their young or else all the young will be killed
Brutal
>>29125795
>t. damage controlling cowbird mother
>>29125773
do you need a kiss or something to make you feel better?
>>29125989
t. cucked fatherbird who built nest for my baby c:
>>29126052
>t. bird that sucks at pr so all the humans are on my side and will wipe you out within 20 years
>>29125499
das a nice birb mang
How do you guys deal with stress?
>>29124864
>>29125369
op, you have to wait for the cowbird to check on it's egg, then catch it and snap it's neck. That's the worst bird I've ever heard of
>>29126122
exercise
doing work around the house
hitting myself
>all this discrimination against VERY important birds
cowbirds bring diversity to the aerial community and it is illegal to hurt them. please refrain from spreading misinfo about them, thank you.
>>29125631
This is literally pure evil.Do it, OP.
>>29124909
Ornithologist here. Can confirm.
>>29126172
ge I wonder who made this post..
>>29126172
t. CIDF pro
>>29126172
wew bird
>>29125210
Edgefest 2016 is that way, I would insult you but there's a 90% chance you're a virgin so that's punishment enough.
What would happen if OP left the egg right outside of the nest? Not harmed, not anything, just laying next to the nest but outside? I doubt the cowbird could get it back in, and it'd die without warmth.
>>29125590
>shoot it with a pellet gun or something
>be american bird
>get shot
>>29126277
They're the niggers of birds. This guy is just an sjw for birds
>>29126498
moving the egg results in the cowbird sperging out. youtube vid says it'll eat the other eggs.
Just put a pinhole in the niggeregg. Like we used to do and Isreal still does with blacks is nuke the eggs so no more brown babies.
>>29126511
>eurocucks defending criminal leach birds just because they're a minority
>>29124909
Why not raise them separately then?
>>29126562
What if OP would disguise as cowbird male and trick her into making another egg?
>>29126601
fuck the bird in a birdsuit
>>29126584
do you have proof cowbirds are bad?
didn't think so, >>>/an/ pol general.
>>29126585
>leach
>>29125226
I tamed the Robins in my garden to eat off my hand. Feels good. Now it flies into the house if the doors are open.
Why hasn't anyone suggested moving the nest, but leaving the cuck egg behind in the original spot where the nest used to be?
Or getting that empty nest OP found, putting the cuck egg in there by itself, so that the cowbird thinks that all the OTHER eggs were removed?
poke a small hole in a cowbird egg and pour out all contents. And just leave the hollow shell at the nest.
Stupid cowbird wont notice the difference
>all these wagecucklords getting angry at the cowbird and its egg
you're basically doing the alpha host bird that got to reproduce a favor, wanting OP to destroy the egg is basically being a whiteknight beta provider to a roastie and her and chad's kid
stay salty, cucks
>>29126807
disease spread?
>>29126887
>applying human social roles to birds
female birds obviously aren't going to be as big of whores as female humans so the alpha/beta dichotomy doesn't hold. it's just a nice bird couple living an honest life we should all strive to emulate
>>29126887
>taking in a nigger bird that kills kawaii finches
>it chimps out about its chilluns not being taken care of by someone else
>>29126887
The poster count didn't change from 47 when you posted, so you've posted in this thread before and it isn't hard to guess which earlier post was you.
I'm happy that so many people are now educated on the disgusting fiend that is the cowbird
>>29127078
Robin is garden bird masterrace
destroy them all OP, birds are hideous.
>>29127078
god damn, at least cuckoos are kind of pretty
this thing is like a fucking cockroach in bird form
>>29127078
t. asshurt finch
waiting on smug pepe cowbird laying egg in cuckbird nest OC.
>>29127207
stand tall, proud bird
>>29127236
>Birds are hideous
Come on, man. Don't be a douche. I'm not gonna insult you with 4chan buzzwords, but the only birds worth calling ugly are pigeons.
>>29127207
>>29127257
forgot my very original image
>>29127078
fucking hell it even looks like a nigger
it's not just the colour either, it's got angry nigger eyes
>>29125090
is it a cardinal perhaps?
>>29127280
add blackbirds to your list
>>29126833
This!
original senpai desu anime
>spot the niggerbird
>>29127414
>pepe with a wojack hand
disgusting
>>29127345
no, I'd know if it was. Ill try to find what species it is tonight.
nest from another angle.
>>29127236
no! birds are nice, my favorite birds are owls.
this is a very important and original thread
>>29126172
N E G R O
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>>29124909
Hollow out the cowbird egg, OP. That way, you won't get the rotting smell and effect that'll put the other eggs in danger AND it'll still look like the cowbird is in there if the mother comes back. Coat it with rat trap glue or something too that way when the mother comes to check on it, she gets stuck. What happens from there is up to you.
>>29125369
Damn those fuckers are smart.
Like someone said, wait for it to return and shoot it. But be careful your not just shooting the mom.
>>29124909
>>29125000
>>29126258
>Anthropomorphizing this hard
Brood parasitism is its reproductive strategy.
Why don't you guys go kill lions for murdering gazelles, or go kill horses for eating grass?
Oh right, because you attach "noble" anthropomorphization to those animals, but brood parasitism disgusts you because you project your human beliefs onto it.
>>29124946
These are some of the Robin hatchlings from a few weeks ago, they keep popping out babies so there's about 10 flying around my yard at any time, robin's are bro tier.
>>29127619
niggerbird IDF in full force today
Am I the only one who thought he was going to make an omelette?
>>29127619
t. cowbird
>>29125369
drain the cow bird egg with a needle so it will look normal both wont hatch
>>29127640
cute ;-;
their necks look so weird
>>29126807
>>29126833
So far, these two are my favorite suggestions.
>>29124864
OP, This thread is bad advice. What would Attenborough do?
/an/ here.
Leave the nest alone you faggots, don't interfere with nature, let it run it course you shitheads.
Nature is cruel and merciless, you're not gonna gun down every predator you see.
>>29126807
>>29126833
>>29127728
>eggs leak like water
>>29127728
They're both stupid.
The sensible thing would be to leave the nest alone and let nature take its course without human interference.
Trying to interfere with the relationship between the robin and cowbird is no different than tearing apart a spider's nest to save a fly because IT'S ENTRAPMENT GUYS, THAT SPIDER SET A HONEYPOT.
>>29124864
Shoo shoo cowbird
>>29126833
Devilish
Do this, op
>>29126833
Litterally this, OP
when they hatch pour mtn dew (white out) in their mouths they will think its milk and it will be awesome.
dew it OP
>>29127701
This. Do this, OP
It's the same as this >>29126833
except it's much less noticeable
and equally devilish
teach that cowbird a lesson
>>29126833
lame, oh look theres no baby
dumb idea
>>29128054
good idea its more of an experiment to see how they react
>>29127954
but spiders are assholes so I'd rather kill the spider than save the fly.
rig firecrackers around the nest and blow up the flying jews
>all these anti-cowbird people
Ugh, I cannot even. Really? Unlike cis-scum birds, cowbird didn't get to have the same upbringing as priviliged birds who actually got to be raised up by their own parents. Cowbird lives matter, give them a chance to lie in your nest and you'll see not all cowbirds are the same.
>>29127619
>Brood parasitism is its reproductive strategy.
so?
>>29128126
>but spiders are assholes
No, they're predators that are an important part of the ecosystem.
>>29127812
nature is cruel and merciless and shouldn't expect to be babied by not having its eggs hollowed out
>>29127619
literally five original minutes in paint
>>29128195
So there's nothing "wrong" with that any more than there's anything wrong with all the other stuff in nature that you don't think is cute.
We humans should stay out of the other animals' business, and this includes trying to "help" them by interfering in their relationships with other animals.
Bears catch salmon as the salmon are swimming upstream to spawn. In other words, they are the ultimate cock block. They kill and eat fish just trying to get laid.
Should we start shooting bears who are fishing in streams, so the salmon won't get cock blocked? No.
>>29124909
>it is a parasitic nester
Sounds familiar
>>29128291
Fuck off cidf
Needle the egg AND stake out the nest to shoot the cowbird, OP.
>>29128291
I'm human and thus part of nature, If I wanna kill a cowbird egg for the fun of it, I can. Plenty of animals kill babies for reasons other than feeding, why can't man be one?
>>29124909
>>29125369
Jesus christ what a shithead of a bird.
>tfw raging at birds you had no idea existed 10 minutes ago
>>29127619
You're not fooling anyone, bub.
>>29128291
>So there's nothing "wrong" with that any more than there's anything wrong with all the other stuff in nature that you don't think is cute.
and there's nothing wrong with killing it. good talk
>>29128126
>but spiders are assholes so I'd rather kill the spider than save the fly.
>not knowing spiders are predators who feed on many insect species that are harmful or beneficial
>not wanting to kill the fly because they ruin everything with their maggots on a nice summer day
you can argue that a fly is a good decomposer in the ecosystem, but so is fungus, except fungus is less annoying
>>29128360
>I'm human and thus part of nature, If I wanna kill a cowbird egg for the fun of it, I can.
Legally you can't. You'd need a permit and odds are you wouldn't be granted one.
>Plenty of animals kill babies for reasons other than feeding, why can't man be one?
Man is a rational animal whose aim lies in the pursuit of knowledge and progress, not in sadism.
>>29128427
>Man is a rational animal whose aim lies in the pursuit of knowledge and progress
according to whom? other humans?
>>29128427
>muh nature
You can't stop him, bub.
OP, make a god damn cowbird omelette.
>>29128126
>flies aren't bigger assholes than spiders
what fucking planet do you live on
>>29128463
According to observation.
You have been working to pursue knowledge your whole life. You're doing it right now.
after two weeks of garbage /r9k/ made a good thread.
>>29128235
>>29128412
>>29128544
angry spider on computer.jpeg
stay mad 8 eyes.
>>29128563
>wasn't here for the r9k tour bus
>>29124864
>garbage thread getting any attention at all
>>29128547
>According to observation.
by whom?
>You have been working to pursue knowledge your whole life. You're doing it right now.
just because I have high intelligence doesn't make me any better than every other form of life, down to the single cells. I am still just as much a part of nature as all of them. To think otherwise is a very vane, narcissistic mistake many humans make.
>all these faggots hating on some fucking bird for supposedly being a dick of a creature whilst they all tuck into their processed burgers and tendies and such
>>29127812
But, we're part of nature too, anon, fucking cowbird sould know that it can't leave its fucking parasite eggs wherever it wants to, nature is merciless
Why doesn't OP just remove the egg and wait for that faggot cowbird to come back and then gank that nigga
>>29125369
>mafia birds
And I thought that only existed in pokemon
>>29128701
op should sit in the nest and ambush the nigger.
>>29126052
>>29126172
>>29126649
>>29127619
>>29127812
>>29128193
>>29128427
gee, I wonder who could possibly be behind this post?
>>29124864
take them and cook it
>>29128427
>Legally you can't.
B-but muh property! They made a nest on his land.
>tfw can kill human for tresspassing, but not a bird
>Man is a rational animal whose aim lies in the pursuit of knowledge and progress, not in sadism.
>not in sadism
>what is dominance instinct
>>29128701
>>29128774
this is truly a job for a neet
>>29128850
around cowbirds never relax
>>29127812
OP is part of nature you massive retard.
You're one of those cocksuckers that think humans arent part of it and dont have a choice?
Fuck off faggot. OP shall kill that niggerbird egg
>saving a brood of murderous house sparrows
don't. House sparrows are a blight on all other bird species around them
This is damage done by house sparrows for the sole purpose of stealing the bluejay nest.
>>29129395
I dont want to kill any birds )=
>>29129435
>preferring to implicitly kill more birds
>>29129435
drill a hole on the niggerbird egg and let it die.
You sill save the rest of the birds and the niggerbird can fuck off and wont notice.
>>29129416
>bluejay nest.
that's a bluebird
also house sparrow eggs look nothing like OP, they are tan with brown speckles
>>29124864
Help the cowbird prosper under your guard.
>>29129435
Accidentally smash the egg and accidentally twist the parent's head too far. If you get in trouble, remind the bird police that it was just a prank. They'll understand and cover it up with bird media since it was a nigger bird.
>>29129478
The niggerbird mother will retaliate against the innocent eggs.
OP has to kill the egg and leave it be along with the rest so the niggerbird never notices it.
>>29128394
That image deserves a (You).
Just take the cowbird egg and be done with it.
>>29128850
Is cowbird going to become a new meme?
>>29129435
It's like "The Trolleycar Problem" but with birds.
>>29129558
it is if /pol/ gets their hands on it, it's a literal shitskin bird
>>29129464
>>29129474
>>29129484
I'm not touchinh the egg. If the niggerbaby attacks post hatch I'll have no choice but to segregate it.
>>29129615
You wont be there to stop him.
You wont arrive on time.
If you let the niggerbabby live, the other ones are automatically dead.
You have to kill the niggerbabby and leave the shell.
>>29129615
KILL THE NIGGERBOOGER PYLE
>>29129615
>implying it won't wait until your guard is down and shove the other birds out of the nest
>implying the other babies won't be starving in the meantime because it steals all the food
>>29125369
BOIL IT AND PUT IT BACK
holy fuck i need to page >>>/lil/ before this dies brb
>>29129558
i wonder whats going through ops mind.
a simple appreciation for nature began a new meme
>captcha
>>29129663
>>29129632
but if it doesn't hatch the mammy bird may kill them all
i didnt expect this thread to force me to pick between life and death..
>>29129578
it's only like that if one of the birds tied up 5 other birds then tied itself up on the other track
>>29129798
maybe you can construct some kind of box with an opening too small for cowbirds and put the nest in that
>OP makes innocent post sharing egg pics with his buds
>200 replies later we force him into murdering baby birds
>>29129957
singular baby bird. and he's still +4 in baby bird life
>>29129957
He must kill one or two nigger birds to save five other birds from being cucked.
So are cowbirds the NEETs or niggers of the animal world?
whoever does the screencap include this, op was chosen as the decider of birds by the heron gods.
>>29130078
>invades other homes
>No dad in sight
>kills other birds when it's egg who dindu nuffin is killed
>expects other birds to take care of its babies
>babies steal food
Nigger birds.
>>29130106
Sure, I'll make sure you appear on the r/4chan screenshot :)
So glad I got to participate in this epic meme! xD
Kill the nigger bird you cuck
Cowbirds are not that important
>>29130078
maybe
>leaves kids with other parents
>barely takes care of it
>possibly chills watching anime like Eliot/fucking women like Tyrone
A BIG FAT NIGGER NEET
>>29129957
He has to man, beautiful finches don't deserve to be murdered by a filthy cowbird
E G G
DELICIOUS E G G
DEE
OP here. I'll return tonight, keep the thread alive for me.
>>29130284
i love you OP you know your thread aint gonna last that long and is going to be archived
probably going to need to create a newone
also post your toes i want to fuck them
Whatchu staring at white boird?
>>29130370
>anon is trying
>fighting a useless battle
just give up anon also post your qt toes
HASHTAG COWBIRD LIVES MATTER, DEY DINDU NUFFIN DEY GOOD BOIRDS, DEY BIN GOING TO BIRDCHURCH ERRY SINGLE DAY
DAS RIGHT WE WUZ PTERODACTYLS N SHEIT
literal cucking birds, you can't make this stuff up
>>29130458
I can't stop laughing. Please make a picture for this.
>>29130430
>>29130370
how can white boirds compete?
>>29124864
Jizz on the eggs to see if the chicks gain super powers.
Step 1: Picm up the cowbird egg
Step 2: proceed to stomp on it
Step 3: wait for the cowbird mother to arrive
Step 4: shoot it with a BB gun
Step 5: choke it to death
Step 6: throw the dead burn into a fire
Step 7: sit back and enjoy the bonfire while drinking a nice cup of coffee
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cowbird.
>>29124864
KIll the brown egg
>>29127293
I love robins so much!they have hefty hops and dainty dashes
![iop_africacompute[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mLT9SbQ.jpg "iop_africacompute[1].jpg")
>>29130591
We're onto you.
>>29124864
inject your semen in them and raise the resulting homunculus as your own
>>29130591
I swear on the day of the rope, you birds are the first
>>29129558
>>29129583
/pol/ here.
Will be spreading this to create the dankest meme yet.
Shitskin memebird will live.
>>29127812
Cowbirds are invasive and only detrimental to their habitat.
They are literally a parasite.
Any member of the USFWS will agree that you should kill them; theyre ruining the environment.
>>29125630
6'3 and she said she never dates below her height
>>29128291
Fishing is hard work. Sort of like building your own nest and raising your own young. If we're going to apply human values on these issues, it'd be nice to get the freeloaders out on their asses.
Ok Ok there are alot of posts here telling you to kill the nigger bird but please do not lose sight of what is really important OP.
You need to jizz all over those eggs.
>>29130121
> living in another birds nest, can't get a fucking job like all the other birds because muh unstable homelife, muh anxiety
> throwing a tantrum when step-mummy doesn't give him wormies
> threatens to kill everyone
> actually kills everyone a la supreme gentlebird because he is confused and angry that he can't be Chad Thundercloaca and it doesn't come easy to him like it will for his "siblings"
Sounds like a NEET to me.
>>29130802
/pol/ op meme extraction confirmed. Commence Shitposting and spreading. Cowbirds=niggers.
>>29131294
>>29130802
fuck off memers
>>29128394
made me kek <3
>>29131236
except it's the step-mummy who throws the tantrum when her gentle giant good boy who dindu nuffin gets taken away by dem pigs, not the baby
>>29131371
Neck yourself cowbird-lover.
jesus christ, this thread is great xD
>Daughters of parasitized mothers were more likely to use nestboxes that had
been parasitized by cowbirds in both the previous and current years.
http://www.eab.auckland.ac.nz/pdf/Hoover%26HauberJAE2007.pdf
>tfw contaminating the womenfolk
>>29131378
But even if his mummy doesn't chimp out, he still grows up to lash out at genetically successful birds. Cowbetas are the type be friends with a qt sparrow all the while talking shit trying to make himself not look like a beta bitch. In the end he still doesn't get any, and that's when he kills her and himself.
Please for the love of God OP, get rid of the cowbird egg. You don't have to kill it, just remove it from the nest. If you truly like birds so much then you have to do this, it's for the safety of the other eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBPvE6cNbAs
Who /eggs/ here
>boil cowbird egg
>put it back
>???????
lot of flustered sparrows itt..
>>29128247
underrated post my niggabird
>>29131595
Shut up cowcuck, OP has a chance to save a nest of innocent baby birds.
>>29124879
Not OP but there's a bird nest in my backyard, you guys think if I did this, the mom would be pissed?
>>29131639
post pics
oreginlalal
>>29131639
what's she gonna do about it?
>>29131639
Do it and then do >>29128054
Science must know the effects of Mountain Dew on birbs
>>29131639
fyi if you get your smell over them the mother will reject them and let them die
Think guys
what would HowToBasic do?
>>29131679
I can't get a view of the eggs because it's literally right under my patio but I just saw a bird fly off from it right now so I know there's eggs in there
>>29131700
What? Really?
>>29131787
>What? Really?
yes. so be careful if you do anything.
>>29131787
Not all birbs abandon their eggs if they smell humie, but best to be careful anyway.
>>29131787
under? explain
>>29131700
that's just a meme idiot it doesn't actually happen in real life only in rugrats
>>29131787
>>29131803
not true succboi :)
>>29124909
how come mommy bird doesn't know that's not her egg
i mean she should remember she layed 5 not 6 eggs
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
C R O W S ARE BEST BIRDS
>>29129615
You are a fucking Pussy.
>>29124909
It's illegal to kill a cowbird egg.
>>29131974
what shithole do you live in?
>>29131930
some birds have higher rejection rates than others
>>29131639
>>29131787
Just fucking do it already
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