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fellow robots, i have been lurking /fit/ for a while. I see so many of them posting stories how they fuck tinder sloots left and right.

Even the ugly ones said, having a good body turned them into a slayer.

I know we pity /fit/, but i get so jelly reading these stories.
Some of them even post the nudes of them saying :" fucked this sloot last week and ignored her from there on".

Should i try it? Should i start lifting?

Should WE lift and escape /r9k/ ?

Im tempted to try it bois, these stories make me jelly as fuck....

Also any robots here who have done a similar progression?
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>>28685874
if only there would be a gym where you could lift your personality. Lifting body only comes as close as it can get to make a good first impression.
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Will lifting make you taller?

Will lifting make you white?
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>>28685874

Lifting weights won't cure your autism. It will just make you autistic about lifting weights.
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>>28685874

I never noticed how fucking stupid his hair looks.
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>>28685906
Let me correct myself then.

Im rather talking about having a good body, being jacked and shredded (one can dream). Not lifting itself
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>>28685874
Maybe OP....maybe
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If you lift to get laid you will not get laid.

If you lift as part of improving yourself and learn to develop your personality AS WELL AS lifting, then you will get laid.

Women are attracted to self confidence. They're accessories, not a whole outfit. So is lifting.

A girl is a gold Rolex. Lifting is s bitching pair of shoes. But if you just wear a gold Rolex and a nice pair of shoes you'll look like an idiot.
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>>28685874

/fit/izen here.

It will faggots.

but you fags are just too beta to even consider lifting.

so fuck off and die
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>>28685935

Still no. Honestly the biggest advice I can give is try not to be a sperg (talk to people about their interests, don't drone on for ages about your own), be kinda /smart/funny/laidback and not be any heavier than 200 pounds and you're set. Getting shredded to get chicks is a meme. They're all about dat dad bod.
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>>28685874
jeff pls go

But seriously, lifting will not fix your psychological problems. But it is one more step on the road to becoming normie. Looking good will make people treat you differently, I can attest to this. The difference in treatment between being a long-haired chubby autist and a /fit/izen autist with a good haircut is night and day. Now if only there were exercises for mental fitness.
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>>28685874
>believing stories you read on /fit/

Go ahead and lift, its good for you. But if you can't get anything now it's unlikely anything will change
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>>28685973
Nigger, don't even try to pretend like we aren't just a t-rex /r9k/. Lifting doesn't fix shit.
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>>28685994
>ill ignore your advice and stick to my Autism
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Yes but its a 3-5 year commitment to get you in shape that will require a lot of work and will power and even when you reach the top the maintenance will be hard.

However when you are at the top live is amazing. I saw it with my cousin who went from a obese retard to fixing his body and turning into a schwarzenegger.

When his physique improved he then became more social because quite frankly people treating him better/went back to school for some IT certification that got him a 9-5 job/moved out/started traveling to the hot spots of the world and now has legit natural 10 as finance with their first kid on the way

Hes my idol and i wanna follow his path
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>>28685894
I wish someone would have told me this before I started lifting years ago. I would've just ended it.
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>>28685874
Every time I do something with the sole purpose of getting girls I never stick to it. After like a month of doing it and still no pussy I just lose interest. Bodybuilding is very hard, you need more motivation than the prospect of a date to put up with months of pain.

Anyway I don't believe in taking part in this corrupt system. Women do nothing and men have to spend hours in the gym sweating? Fuck that I'm not playing.
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>>28685978
You know i thought that too, but the stories on /fit/ man... fuck.

>Im an ugly manlet and i fuck hot chicks because im asthetic, get on my level u fags

>my face is 4/10, still acquired a hot blonde qt after i got big

Seriously i have been lurking /fit/ for a while, and its insane how some of these guys are getting laid constantly.

constant jaw dropping
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>>28685989
It's a trade off
You'll get more attention from girls and respect from guys but you'll also:
>Get in fights all the time by people who want to prove they're better than you
>Women will treat you like meat
>Everyone will be just a little fearful of you
>Nobody will defend you emotionally or physically
It's like walking around with a big "I'm stronk and don't need nobody" sign on your shirt all the time
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>>28686030
To be honest, i'd rather take martial arts like muay thai or jew-jitsu than go to gym.
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WILL YOU FAGGOTS STOP FLOODING /fit/ WITH ENDLESS FEELS AND DUMB FROGPOSTING THREADS
IT'S A BOARD ABOUT FITNESS AND SELF IMPROVEMENT, IF YOU WANT TO WALLOW IN SELF PITY, WHINE ABOUT EVERY INSECURITY AND ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING IS JUST SO HARD, AND EXPECT EVERYONE TO ENABLE THAT DEFEATIST BULLSHIT STAY THE FUCK IN /r9k/ THATS WHAT ITS HERE FOR.
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>>28685874
We have been telling you this is the way out for ages. But no all the robots here would rather wallow in self pity then lift themselves up.
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>>28685978
>dat dad bod.

This is kinda true. I've been with women that were hesitant to put on a bikini around me, because i'm shredded. I've basically limited myself to other /fit/ freaks...and i'm okay with that.
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>>28686032

You're being a sperg, man. They're either lying, exaggerating, or a small minority of the board. Sure, being in shape won't do you any harm, but if you can't talk to a girl in the first place it won't do you any good. The boys on /fit/ that aren't lying while they Chad it up would be able to do it if they were chubby cunts as well. Charisma and charm goes further than a bicep nine times out of ten.
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>i know we pity /fit/
>i know
>we pity /fit/

HAHJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGGAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHASGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHGAHGAGHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH


BOOOOOOOOY
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>>28686028
See?

These are the stories that i constantly read on /fit/.

Not even joking guys, lifting itseld doesnt do shit yeah, but being jacked seems like magic...
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>>28685874
I'm going for it regardless.

In total ignorance of girls, I think with societal collapse looming, if you don't have the physical strength to crush a man's skull then you're just failing to prepare.

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.
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sure, just go ask all those foreveralone swole dudes on /fit/

only ugly people lift.

>tfw lift
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>>28686035
>woman will treat you like meat
>implying you wouldnt love to bang sloots every weekend and not having to worry about them after that night
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>>28685874

>>28685973

Deep down we all WANT to live in a world where your merits are what determines your social status. A world where anyone can become good looking, successful, and charming with just hard work and determination.

A muscular body isn't bought or inherited, it is only earned through hard work. So of course in a just and fair world being strong and muscular would be more important than being tall and having a 9/10 face.

Now, from your experience living in the world, how often is it arranged in a fair and just way? What percentage of the time would you say things are the way you'd want them to be? Things are fair? Yeah, almost never. So now you tell me, what's likelier, that completely random, genetic traits like height and facial aesthetics will determine your success with women from the moment you are conceived until you die (barring some extreme wealth) or that we live in a world where anyone can get beautiful qts with hard work and protein shakes?

Being fit is a requirement to not lose the advantage your genetics give you (height and looks), it does not on its own confer a "boost".
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>>28686028
That was very touching anon, thank you for sharing. This inspires me too =]
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>>28686069

Op here, yeah i know right? And im slowly starting to realize it. Exspecially in these /fraud" threads, i see a lot of trips there who just fuck their brains into eternity it seems.

>ex
>ex
>ex

all the time
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>the way out
I don't really think most /r9k/ types are too stupid to know that if they honestly work at it they still won't be able to do it.
They are just emotionally attached to failure and negative feelings so any positive, exhausting behavior feels far worse than the negative behaviors they are used to. I think it really is just a habit at this point for them, and they are waiting for their feelings to magically change and for everything to suddenly get fixed.
I binge ate so much I ended up in the hospital then I got trauma from medical stuff and ended up deepening my anxiety to new heights. The only reason I changed and stopped eating pounds of sugary shit was that I was in such fear of going back to the hospital that I couldn't bear to even add anything with sugar in it into my cart. Then I switched to overeating cheese, now I'm even scared of that because my weight stopped going down.
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>>28686031
Because when you get to OPs pic's body; working out feels awesome and you cant wait to work out every day. Rest days become something you no longer look forward to.
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>>28686010
What advice is that?

>implying I don't lift
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Stay away from our board faggots, we have enough >Tfw no gf
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>>28686054
C-calm down s-s-senpai... we, uh; we mean y-you no harm. :^)
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>>28686054
>bitching about crossboarders while crossboarding
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>>28685874
you fucktards will never make it as you do not have the HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE that is needed to slay girls left and right. CHAD has all of these and enjoys pizza while his qt 3.14 gf is enjoying his mushroom tip bacon sausage.
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r9k on the left dominated by /fit/.

kek
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but whats the point...if getting some dumb roastie who would only be with you cause MUH GAINS or some shit

I just want a qt who can be content outside the rat race and watch the world burn with me

/edge
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>>28686308
>Height
check
>Frame
wide shoulders and height
>Face
fail
2/3 lads, not going to make it
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how come nobody has mentioned that a body like in the OP is assisted by steroids?

come on, his arms are huge and hes in single digit bf%. probably trained for a few years natty and then got on steroids
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>>28685874
Most fellas it would probably help a lot yeah.

Unfortunately I do not have the adequate genetics for it.
Genuinely sucks
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>>28686255
stay mad dyel skellys
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>>28686416
Sometimes I wonder what tiny is up to these days. He actually came from here before he went to /fit/ when he was dyel if my memory serves me correctly.
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>>28685874
No, you spergs will just get really buff and continue to spend all your time on the internet in your bedroom. You have to actually talk to girls in order to have sex with them.
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>>28686448
I dont even have any tinytrip saved on my computer anymore. Thats kinda sad.
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>>28685874
Yes, you should lift, but no, we don't want you on our board

t. /fit/
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>>28685894
stevepavlina.com
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You'll get access to the town bicycle of you are sociable, you still need good genetics and means to get the women you want.

/fit/ only talks about getting laid more because that's always the end goal.
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>>28685973
how can girls be attracted to such a faggot?
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>>28686289
I'm not bitching about crossboarding, come to /fit/ all you like. I used to be a full time robot too and if getting /fit/ helps you in some way I would legitimately love to see you on /fit/ soaking up that advice or whatever you take from it, since now I have a boner for self improvement and love seeing that mentality in others. Just don't go there to make it a secondary /r9k/ and worse the FUCKING shitposting extreme.
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>>28686635
Most girls, especially in their early 20s prize status and physique over literally everything else.

Enjoying your first week here?
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>>28686688
thats pathetic. girls like that dont even fall into the category of girls Im interested in.
They wont have a stable relationship anyway. If I eventually manage it to marry a girl, I will care for my family and raise my children to strong individuals.
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Jeff Seid isn't natty. It will take a long time before you look good enough for that unless you trade in your natty card
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>>28686772
Probably should move to some East European shithole then, or southeast asia if you're partial to gooks. Even then, status and physique are still at the top of everyone's lists unless you start dating into the 30s-40s range. I genuinely wish you luck in finding your unicorn-rare waifu
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Three years into lifting here.

The only thing that got me this far was the motivation to use the physical body I've been given for something of meaning. There are people who can't see, are missing limbs, etc. If I can lift at least my physical existence serves a form of purpose.

I've been autistic but get pussy. Lifting doesn't do a single thing about your confidence levels or sociability, if anything it's worse because now you spend all your time doing one thing that other people are miles ahead of you in. You'll never get the sweet mire of a juicy 10/10 (w big titties and apple ass) who watches you lift 800 lbs on instagram, some other bbc has already done it.
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>>28686772
>on r9k
>is a robot
>going to get big strong childbearing woman
You just need to move to mexico or find yourself a black woman desu.
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>>28686876
I was thinking about Russian girls, since they have a nice mentality. Many qts are involved in some kind of arts and voluntarily care for children or animals.
As soon as I have organized myself I try finding one
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>>28686208
You can get a similar effect to >>28686028
by just dressing nice. When I started wearing designer gear suddenly I had some friends and got laid once.
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man i worked out for several years, the lifestyle about looks and shit is so disgusting its so selfconscious i wanna puke, better find youself interest instead being someone you arent
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>>28686933
www.stevepavlina.com desu

alternatively if you're into cuck porn:
www.yourbrainonporn.com
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>>28686975
>designer gear
Fuck off richfag
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>>28686954
I wish I had the money. Im done with western society, women here are trash
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>>28686975
Yeah but thats also arbitrary. You could have done that without designer clothes and just the confidence you felt the clothes gave you.
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>>28686965
I've considered them too anon, they seem to still actually take a bit of pride in being feminine and having traditional gender roles. It's their shit-tier governments I can't stand. Maybe you can convince one to move to your county, but barring that, I think it's too high a price.
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you cucks ought to check out steve pavlina
works your mind, confidence and personality
i've cut down on 4chan browsing time to 2 hours at most a week
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>>28687054
Yes we're all glad it worked for you and you're doing what you want. I dont care. I dont want to know what steve pavlina is or what he does. Hes stupid and that's what I think, anon.
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>>28686979
>just b urself brah :^)
as irritating as this advice has become over the years, it really is the best thing to do for long-term happiness. I agree with you there. For finding and fucking women though, being ourselves isn't the best strategy sadly.
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>>28687041
With some look I might find one tomorrow. In 24 hours I will be in the Czech republic for 4 days. Their countries are fucked, at least their economies are. But their culture, traditions and values are intact. Politicians as beta as they are in Germany right now would be unimaginable in most Eastern European countries
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>>28687100
whats great about sex just go to the thai massage and pay them straight up son working hard for years to use ur dick once, if u really wanted to have sex u would chase girls even if ur fat
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>>28687003
>what is a student loan?
>>28687023
No people noticed me more and were willing to give me time of day. Before I was ignored no matter how hard I tried. Humans are shallow cunts.
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>>28687211
Robot im frightened, hold me. Humans are too mean and too bully D=
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>>28687152
Don't kid yourself. The girls there are very feminine, but they're still more manly than you. They want Ivan, the man, not Leopold-Maximilian, the boy.

This is the main problem here. You think you're the great catch and girls are the problem because they're vapid sluts. Which may be true, but if they were classical maidens, they still wouldn't choose you.
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>be on 4chan since 2007 (started when I was 17)
>fat in school girls always ignored me
>mum told me girls will always love a kind gentleman (top kek)
>decide fuck it after school finishes lose a ton of weight
>become skinny fat but still much better looking (19 years old)
>was writing over the years all the time with people that are into anime, videogames etc.
>never went on a meeting (they do them like 2-3 a year) with them because insecure autist, always came up with lame excuses
>realise it can't go on eternally like this, either I will die alone or I change something
>discover /fit/, read the sticky
>do an 2 years transformation
>getting compliments when walking on the streets
>boosts self confidence, lose even my stuttering which apparently was rooted in psychological issues
>next time anime meeting comes up, I muster all my courage and join
>drive 300 kilometres
>stay overnight at a guys place that is part of the anime circle
>lives with parents, robot like but since we wrote with each other over the years we connect pretty well
>everybody at the meeting is totally astonished by me, like I'm the ultra Chad, although I'm still a virgin at that point
>pretty fun meeting all the girls (best one there was a 7/10) are flirty with me
>feeling my arms, abs etc
>after the meeting is over return to guys place
>he has some alternative scene sister (9/10)
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>>28687234
that guy is gay as fuck. Whast with those tight ass pants?
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>>28687152
Nice, sounds like prospects there are still much better than here in 'Murika. Godspeed Anon.
>>28687181
>Being so pathetic to PAY for someone to fuck you.
lol no. Even here on r9k there are some of us with a shred of dignity left. Anyway, the issue for us isn't lack of chasing girls, it's our success rates in doing so. the thing we're arguing over if lifting will help with that and whether it will help enough to be worth the time and effort.
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>>28687319
I dont think he is gay actually. I think hes just russian or something and they dress weird and this is normal or whatever for them.
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>>28687304
>it feels like she eye fucks me all the time, biting lips, waving her etc.
>don't think any of it, she hardly even talks to me
>sleep in the guest room
>later at night sister comes through door, crawls into my bed
>immediately starts to grab my dick, hands over all my body, starts to suck my dick
>rubs her wet pussy all over my body, chokes my face with it
>we finally fuck, I lose my virginity
>years of fapping gave me the iron grip, so I last very long (about an hour)
>after I come in her she quickly vanishes
>acts like nothing happened the next day
>drive home, feel like reborn
>from that moment on thanks to gained confidence I pull sluts like all the time
>Can finally live out all my sexual fantasies (force girls to swallow, close their noses when the gag on my dick)
>have some gfs
>eventually find a really lovely girl with a great personality
>make her my fiance

And that's how my life changed thanks to fit. Fit is full of losers that try to rise and eventually manage because a sexy body is everything that matters in this shallow society.
Pic related is the girl that took my virginity. She does tattoo modelling nowadays.
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>>28687319

Dry fit clothes are comfy as fuck.

All the sloots are mirin when you have the gloots
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>>28687365
What brand / what is it called that he is wearing? Im interested in investing in some some day =3
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4 years lifting here come June.

Nothing about my life has changed, besides the fact I am a lot more patient with things.
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>>28687325
if a ripped suicidal robot is your solotion i tip my fedora to you
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>>28686635

>talking shit about zyzz

oy he'll fockin rekt ye from the grave cunt
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>Was virgin at 20
>Starting lifting at 20
>Stopped being a virgin at 20
>24 now
>Partner count is 18

Your call
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you faggots mirin?
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>>28687395

dri-fit u fucking cuck, youll never look good enough to wear them anyway, i wouldn't worry about it
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>>28687395

Those are under armour pants.

Just Google for dry fit clothing or men's tights or men's running pants

https://www.underarmour.com/en-us/men-s-ua-coolswitch-run-compression-leggings/pid1271991-001
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>>28685874

Given the amount of swole autists on /fit/, it's maybe a 50/50 as long as you go out and actually try and not be an autist.
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>>28687528
Lmfao no
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>>28687552
Ty anon for not being bully.
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>>28687528
>nigger mongrel mix
Oh, I guess it is true. Lifting just makes you look like more of a rapist or burglar.
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>lift
>get a great body
>girls still aren't interested because of my face
Oh well at least I can beat people up now.
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I don't get it.
My friend has a way worse body than me but gets way more tinder matches.
Is it the face? Does it have to do with tinder pictures being too boring?

I don't fucking get it
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>>28687304
>mum told me girls will always love a kind gentleman
Why the FUCK do mothers always do this?
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>>28687521
>Follow your advice to lift
>Still don't get laid because I don't know any women
That's half of my problem, I am never in contact with women my age.
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Honestly gettting in shape for more beliveable autistic playing make believe Jojo and Fist of the North Star would motivate me more than getting pussy
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>>28685874
I feel like lifting would only make robot worse, making robot superficially attractive will only confirm robot's ideals of vapid Stacy. Robot's world view is actually near truth, that is why I as a non robot browse this board. /r9k/ is a thinktank for the analysis on the human condition, extremely insightful.
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/fit/ will get you online dating bitches constantly.
But, it won't get you much more real life puss than you could get without it. Outside of online dating, face and charisma are the most important (unless we're talking fuck buddies, but that's different). Online dating, the body is the most important.
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>>28687657
tinder is PURE impression. chicks take into account the assumption of the body by looking at the face, habits, pets, etc.
photos in short clothing in sunlight with sunglasses IMO are the best, as it hides a bit, shows a bit, and will almost always guarantee a right swipe.
It's about the conversation from thereon.
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>>28687728

/fit /will give you confidence, which is the most important thing.

If you look sexy disgusting weirdos turn suddenly into 'cute geeks <3 :3'.
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>>28687780
I'm referring to matches, not conversations.
My clothing shows a bit and hides a bit, just as my friend's does, but he gets far more matches despite weighing like 20lbs more (in fat) than me.
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>>28685968
i dunno dude
mite b cool
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>>28687837
hes happy and you arent
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>>28687625

you'll just end up wearing ninja turtle sweat pants until your inevitable
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>>28687850
Nah, he has crippling depression and takes meds constantly for it.
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>>28687870
maybe hes straight out real and your a faking people pleaser
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>>28687657
>Is it the face?

lmao it's literally all about the face. why even lift? do it as a hobby if you want, maybe it will build your confidence. it's healthy. but that's the redpill.
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>>28687712
>Fist of the North Star

that looks cool. what's JoJo?

>>28687725
>make robot worse
impossible. good excuse though if you want to stay cucked
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>>28685874
fuck i really wish i could go to parties and feel safe taking my shirt off and flexing, did this shit in highschool with bros, not quite jeff seid level but i have a good physique

anytime i go to a college party its filled with dudes all looking sketchy af ready to rob anyone and abuse girls

fuck this low trust society /pol/ i wanna be mired
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>>28687870
u post on r9k
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>>28687885
No, honestly you're describing him.
He was one of my 3 other roommates. Me and the other 2 roommates liked him a lot at first, but he grew on each of our nerves.

For me, he would get in arguments about how I owed him shit when I'd already paid him off. He also broke my tv, and when I told him to buy the same tv or pay me back, he instead bought a bigger tv without paying me back, then argued it was his when we were all moving out.
For other roommate 1, he would wake him up in the middle of the night constantly with his ranting and drug abuse. Got to the point where other roommate 1 kicked him out one night because he couldn't take it.
For roommate 2, he CONSTANTLY left huge messes all over the place and we had to clean up after him. He was the messiest roommate of all time and it was a pain in the ass picking up after his mess.

He also proceeded to slowly drive away every single girlfriend / relationship / even fuck buddy that he had throughout the entire year we lived together. He gets away on life by being a fake.
He's also jewish, but that's besides the point
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>>28687335
The logo on the top-right corner apparently is from an Italian photographer, and since you used km instead of miles and made a grammatical mistake frequent in Romance language speakers, I'll believe you.

I'm a 5'7", 260 lbs loser. I can actually act like a normal person in public when the attention isn't focused on me and I have a decent beard, but my body looks like shit. I have a wide frame but I'm fucking obese. Do you think I still have a chance?
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>>28685978
>not be any heavier than 200 pounds
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I have 00000 motivation to start lifting, does everyone feel like this at the start?

Like absolutely zero and I definitely wouldn't last anyway.
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>>28688023
why arent u mad? get mad pussy, there are men taking women from under your nose and laughing about it, laughing at u behind their backs, the girls make jokes at you guys
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>>28686028
It takes 3-5 years to get your body looking fucking perfect. Im talking about the genetic peak of your physique. It only takes less than a year to look good. Less than half a year to look good to more than half the population, if you start out skinny.
Just do it guys. Literally only good will come from it
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>>28687725
This.
By resorting to lifting to get noticed robots are just placing themselves in the hell they despise and when you remove lifting their rewards disappear as well.

They need a companion not a tinder match.
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>>28688023
Yea, it takes about 2 weeks to turn it into a habit then you just get used to repeating it.
My problem is that whenever I get a girlfriend or start dating, I stop eating healthy and lifting because I start wanting to have dinner / spend nights (I'm mostly a night lifter) with her, and thus it ruins my routine and I gain back the fat I lost.
I'm going to go buy a bunch of healthy shit tomorrow and start lifting again tonight desu. Now that classes are gone and I broke up with my gf I'll be able to maintain a good schedule through the summer.
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>>28688000
>mfw 240
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Depends what you want. If you want club sluts, it most definitely will. If you are hoping getting fit will somehow make it easier to get that qt3.14 gf, it won't. Before I was always just "a friend" to the girls I liked. Now I'm just "a buff friend".

Might have something to do with the fact I'm below average.
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>>28688023
>I have 0 motivation to improve my ONE LIFE. jeez like I would just fail lol just like everything else in my life
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>>28687990

People started on worse conditions and still made it. Losing weight is easier than building the muscle later
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>>28688050
By half a year, are you referring to a decent set of abs and visible muscles?
I lifted (was on a cut, from 180lbs to 160) for about 4 months once and never got visible abs, and it just crushed me that they never came in. I felt like I was doing something horribly wrong, all my motivation went flying out the door, and then I gave up unfortunately.
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I'm going to start training next week. I've already built a sturdy power rack, and bought a 300 lb weight set. None of this costed much, and the rack was simple, so I'm not that worried about wasted time or money. I just hope I'll be able to make it a habit and eat healthy. Wish me luck boys
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I found motivation to start exercising because my self-loathing and bitterness towards the world had reached such a level that I felt a need to physically exert myself to take it out on everybody who'd ever humiliated or depressed me. I've entered into a sort of revenge-fantasy mode, sans the fortitude and will to act out any actual revenge. I'm taking the revenge out on myself, and once I'm shredded then I won't have anything to worry about anymore.

I've started writing blogs to myself in third person to encourage myself and everything. I've really gone off the deep end. Exercise is fun now, though. I get home and feel great for a few hours, sit back and play some vidya. Same as it ever was.
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>>28685874
Stay here your stupid faggots
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>>28688048
>why arent u mad?
I'm not a combative person, the fact that your comment is valid is why socializing is shit
I don't really get mad ever.

>28688098

>I have 0 motivation to improve my ONE LIFE. jeez like I would just fail lol just like everything else in my life

Pretty much, will it get better?
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>>28685894
You don't even need to lift...If you're attractive, smart, have decent hobbies, aren't socially retarded and have some semblance of a sense of humour you'll be fine.

I'm a 28 year old. No car. Broke as fuck, but back in school. Fucked a few of 8-10's.

Don't be fat. Don't be awkward. Look like you have a job and keep fit/clean...

Source: Was fat, still banged, but was way harder and had to lower my standards.
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>>28685973
You, being 25yo, you have stolen. And the whole police is after you
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>>28685874
There is nothing to soothe these ailing souls.
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>>28688171
You'll probably let the revenge thing go eventually. As cheesy as it is, "The best revenge is to live well" hits the nail on the head. Once you're living the dream, I doubt you'll want to even bother with vengeance because at that point it will just be a distraction from the life you've built for yourself.
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What's the minimum time it'll take to notice improvements if I were to start lifting today? My BMI is 21 and I have no muscle mass to speak of.
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>>28688896

If you're absolute skelly tier and building as close to optimally as you can, you can probably start to see it after a few months. Maybe before but it's going to be very slight changes for a while. It's not like a video game where you instantly see changes in leveling up. It takes a while, but it's worth it.
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>>28685874
Do women honestly find this attractive?

I thought zyzz was a meme. He doesn't look healthy.

>>28686032
This is the ideal male body type as far as I'm concerned.
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>>28688933
Thanks. Anyone know if steroids do anything for skeletons? I'm already a junkie so harming my body isn't an issue.
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>>28689242
Managed to find stuff when googling it, apparently steroids don't do shit for skinny guys. Oh well.
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>>28689339

Of course they do, you just won't be able to gain as much as a larger framed person.
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>>28685874
But I don't like people. What's lifting going to do to make them more likable?
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>>28688121
Thats because you were cutting. Youre not really meant to gain a noticeable amount of muscle on a cut. Since they were your first 4 months you were still able to gain a small amount of muscle, but not any noticeable amount in places such as your abdomen.
Do the same thing but with a caloric surplus and you'll see results
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>should I make a major lifestyle change just to impress girls?
Enjoy your miserable existence.
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>>28685973
>/fit/ is still worshipping a dead coke fiend attention whore

fucking awful board. literally nothing good there outside of the sticky.
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>>28685874
Do it OP, that's how I reformed! I've fucked 12 girls since my GF left in February!
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>>28685874
I will remember you guys that you don't need to be super fit to attract girls, if people tell you this they are saying bullshit. The thing is, just lifting don't bring you girls improving yourself do, right now I'm on a journey of self improvement. I'm lifting for a few months, going to install Tinder to fuck some sluts, see some things on basic talking and flirting (we are just socially broken, you can compensate these things by studying them), learn to take more photos of myself and finally, get rid of the fear of approaching girls which is a thing I don't think I will ever overcome but I want to at least try.

As some anon has already said, don't lift just because you want to get laid, get fit because you want to improve yourself. I get it, this all seems cliche right? But it's not, doing other things for yourself in your life lifts your moral and self confidence, you will look at your life and think that you are proud of yourself. When this happens you will most likely get a girl.

Guys, don't bother with these chads getting laid every day, some of them have frequent sex just because they display the traits of the agressive male plus the gym. As I said before, you can learn these skills if you are socialy broken and one day you could fuck as many as them.

I'm being serious here, don't blame genetics, height, weight or anything. Just try, I guarantee you, even if you don't succeed you will at least become a happier person.

Pic related is a thing they posted on a thread, I think it helped me.
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