I remember the days when "lmao" or "lol" actually denoted laughter.
Also I can't tell if that's sarcastic or not
Quit trying so hard by writing like that. I thought you fucking faggots went extinct in high school
>>29583589
Trying so hard how?
>>29583612
Sophisticated writing in text, when you are most likely talking to some dumb bimbo whore.
That haahahaahahahaha was literal BTW. That person was laughing at the way you wrote that bullshit
Good morning Wagie! You do know it's Tuesday morning? You have to get to work! Come on, get up!
As they say, Another day, another dollar
>>29583553
How's it feel to know you're a genetic dead end?
How it REEEEEEEELY feels to be a NEET
It sucks.
>>29583569
delete this
xcv
When was the last time you tried to end it all?
I havent. Thinking about doing it soon though. I dont want to pussy out
I thought about drinking myself to deTN BUT iM DOING A TERRIBLE JBJOB OF IT AND i am synchoniously trying to pATCH times with old friends.
not a legitimate suicide _FEMALE
>>29583552
About 6 months ago drank a bottle of scotch and downed a packet of Tylenol. Spent the next 48 hours vomiting.
It was over a girl, I broke up with her but only did it to see if she would come running back and she didn't, she ignored every msg and every call ended up blocking me on Insta etc.
Fuck I regret making such a stupid decision.. Still think about it everyday but the thought of vomiting bile for 2 days has scared me.. Next time no drugs or alcohol I'll just jump.
So, I live in a rural area where the dating pool is shit. because the only places really are shitty redneck dive bars.
my flirting game is zero, but ive been told that im not that bad looking before.
Which ploy should i go with
>"gay" guy looking to try it with a girl
Women love what they cant have, and whats more appealing than fags. I mean women love fags. Im sure a girl would love to fuck a gay guy.
>Cougar/milf hunt
Seems like, if anyone would be on craigslist it would...
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gay guy ploy is retarded, cougars all the way. make sure to bring mace or even better, a gun, if u use a site like ccraigslist.
>>29583520
also its ok for goyim to bang their opposite-sex cousin, so go for it
original
>>29583520
You need to go cougar/milf combined with a bit of Churchman swagger. Basically pretend you're betabux until you get the vagina, then flip it over to alpha smash mode, senpai
Did you ever build up the courage to confess to your crush? How was the rejection?
>>29583478
I've never done it, but confessing is such a beta thing to do I rather build courage to ask her out
I did not
But he figured out later and kissed me after I got over it.
Five years later and I'm still with him (and in hell)
Unending nightmare until deah
>tfw never had a crush
It's a mixed feel
No gf/bf thread
Post your picture here and reply to who you want to date
>>29583474
>>>/soc/
FUCK OFF FROM MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29583474
you look like a nice young jewish boy. would you happen to be interested in free software?
>>29583474
You can't be robot, you look fine!
You're cute no matter whether you're a guy or a girl. Whichever you are.
GTFO of our board tomboyl!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does anyone else sometimes wish they were a genuine diagnosed retard? If you're a retard you don't have to put on a normie persona and your family and society have no expectations of you.
Yeah. And I think no one is telling me about it just to be nice.
And getting neetbux should be a piece of cake.
>>29583448
For a short time yeah. But then I realized how horrible it would be to slowly understand that you're below everyone. You aren't smart and you have no talents, only because of the way you were born.
I became a wizard today. It's my 30th birthday and I'm not only a virgin, but I've never even held hands with a girl. I used to try but gave up because they all thought I was repulsive, both physically and emotionally. I still remember the last time I felt attraction to a girl, her name was Sindy and she was what you'd imagine a fembot would look like if they existed. As I became closer to wizardhood evolution sort of kicked in, not only did my standards drop but I began to develop a fettish for ugly/fat women because I thought they might actually give me...
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Godspeed, master.
>>29583438
Wizard on deck!
>>29583438
Congratulations, OP. Have a dog
When was the last time you can honestly say you legitimately tried on something in your life?
I don't think I have put effort into anything I've done since I wrote that last book report in senior year of high school
since then I don't think I have accomplished anything at all
>>29583427
thursday I have an exam where I need at least a 60 or I lose the entire year and I still haven't studied shit, fuck me to be honest
>>29583427
W-why is the animu grill wearing her school uniform to bed?
Doesn't she care about wrinkles...
>>29583466
go do some studying right now.
you will not miss out on anything here and discipline is a great skill to have. you might even feel good about yourself.
not too long
Thick
Hard like wood
Big mushroom
i have big cums to my penis
>>29583363
this picture looks so cool, do you know anything about it OP? Where is it?
>>29583571
It could be a basement swimming pool. In a big fancy mansion.
So I matched with a fat girl on twitter (similar to pic related), she came over and we made out. We're supposed to hang out again but I dunno if I want to. How do you tell a girl that, or alternatively not be an asshole and care how people look?
>inb4ImUglyToo
Probably true, which makes me feel like even more of an ass
Sexual attraction is an important part of every relationship with a significant other.
Don't let people tell you that you should be with someone you don't find attractive.
>>29583379
I can't tell if I'm attracted to her or just horny. It's been like 3 months or so. Plus she said she's done a threeway which is kind of cool.
>>29583404
Give it some more time. The relationship might get better as it goes on, you never know.
Keep in mind though that sexual attraction is only half the battle. If you decide later on that you like neither her personality nor her body, then you might as well keep looking for someone better.
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup.
>tfw no jai guru deva om bf
Plebs, George is objectively best beatle
>>29583313
Who is this gay faggot?
>almost all women are roasties
Just end it now
I'm not a roastie. Actually, I probably would be if I was skinny. I have large fat deposits in my cunt flaps causing them to droop down and cover up my roast. H-hmu...
>>29583403
>I have large fat deposits in my cunt flaps causing them to droop down and cover up my roast. H-hmu...
I really don't understand what the fuck this means
post pic please, remember it won't even be identifiable no robot has seen your vagina before and I kinda really wanna see what this thing looks like
>>29583304
what's a roastie, frog boy?
>tfw 23 and can't grow any dense facial hair
>tfw I will be forever babyfaced
Its not fair.
If you can grow facial hair odd are in you favor to not go bald.
>>29583348
??
Not having facial hair means you most likely have low testosterone which in turn gives you a fuller head of hair.
That's probably what you meant to say
>>29583303
minoxidil my man, look it up.
I went from babby face to full coverage in 6 months
Post time you overcame a Chad or Stacy.
>be me
>9th grade
>hanging out with another weird kid in gym class
>Redneck football Chad comes over, interrupting our conversation
>"Why are y'all so weird?"
>me, finally fucking fed up
>"Because we can, fuck you."
>feel fucking great for the rest of the week
>>29583297
>be new kid
>11th grade or so
>pretty small but have resting bitch face so I ward most people off
>asshole in art keeps fucking with me
>waiting for him to say something smart just one more fucking time
>calls me a bitch
>now you fucked up.webm
>grab him by his wrists and yank him across the table
>get really close to his face
>i forget exactly what I said but it made him pull the 'omg you're such a bully card'
>dude avoids me for the rest of the year
>another time in art
>different chad acting like an asshole
>making aprons or some shit and he wraps a bit of fabric around my neck
>turn around and grab him by his arm
>have talon like nails and end up clawing him to the point where he bled
>teacher told him it was his fault
>chemistry of uh..12th grade?
>doodling something
>asshole chad that liked me grabs the pencil in my hand and tries to take it
>instinctively claw the shit out of his arm
As you can probably guess I wasn't that popular in high school.
Moral of the story the story is if you're gonna act like a bitch you gonna die like one too.
>>29583297
>be me
>be about 17
>in PE getting ready to play soccer
>kinda a big guy back then
>Chad comes up to me
>"Anon, I don't like my team. Switch with me."
>my team has my friend in it
>"No it's ok."
>"Anon...
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This thread is like a spinoff of a successful [form of media]. I saw you post this in the School Feels threads with the same picture and everything. I wouldn't really call that overcoming, though.