Remember when rage comics were funny?
The voice of a generation
>>29584261
Remember when Gangnam Style blew up and everyone went absolutely fucking crazy over it?
Aussie time is worst time
>he talks like a virgin
how does a virgin speak
>>29584251
society is the retarded not me
>>29584272
>nothing for the tits
who wasted they're life on this
Hey guys serious question, how do I become a NEET in Alberta/Ontario Canada via government as opposed to parents? Life's too hard.
go work on the oil rigs if albert ontario become a male whore and whore yerself out to 200 million billion fat women for 50 bucks a piece ;) lol
Ontario anon reporting in. I too would like this information.
This would be nice to know, an alternative to killing myself when my parents kick me out
>When you realize there's no way out, not even death.
>>29584089
I feel you lad
have some smut
>you conclude that the feels of your life must certainly be worse than death. but not intolerably so.
>>29584089
if there's a way in, there's a way out
Have you ever sold plasma? Is it a good way to make money?
>>29584035
Yes.
and
No.
Fuck that racket.
>>29584035
I'm very interested in this thread. I need to fund my Thailand whoremongering expedition
>>29584035
Just get a mcjob. Quit when you don't need the money any more.
Hey Robots, I've never bought an onahole before and I want to buy one yet I don't know which one's are good and bad. Can I get some help finding a good onahole that is normal sized and not a silicone ass?
>>>/jp/onahole
They can tell you more than anyone here ever could.
>>29583945
This one is regarded as closest to the real thing
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/lilith-uterus-masturbator/
also its gonna be a bit hard finding one that doesnt look like an ass, most japenese men love that body form on there onahole.
>>29583945
Vaginal or oral or what type of orifice are you looking for?
>Last week of university (first year)
>Big LAN party from Monday to Friday
>Supposed to be the highlight of the year for nerds
>Take my PC
>I don't play Overwatch
>Or Hearthstone
>Or DOTA
>Or Counter-Strike
>Play RPGs on my own for 12 hours not saying a word to anybody
>Go...
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Well you could have tried playing with them, i dont particularly enjoy playing dota 2 for instance but i play it with some of my friends because theyre fun.
>>29584058
How is playing DOTA 2 with strangers at a LAN better than just playing with pubs online?
>>29583913
back when I was a kid LAN party meant everybody brought their PCs and played the same game together, whatever that was, most likely quake or some shit
What would you do if you found out your girlfriend was an ex-pornstar?
>>29583848
>your girlfriend
don't have a girlfriend
pointless hypothetical
please leave normalfag
She really should have told me about this... It shouldn't be something I find out. That's what would make me pissed.
wouldn't care to be honest
she'llprobably have more experience in le bedroom
>my grandma caught me dry humping my bed 8 years ago
>She still brings it up whenever I see her
>>29583824
She obviously wants you to dry hump her, she clearly can't forget about it.
Ganbatte anon.
>>29583824
>grandma caught me
>never said a word to anyone
I dryhumped since I was 7 felt good
>>29583824
She knows too much.
>blaming people for things they can't help
Is there anything more normie than this?
It depends on what it is. Some things actually can be helped.
>>29583822
shut up manlet. when will you learn?
>>29583822
stop attributing things you don't like to normies
I agree with you that it's dumb as fuck to do that, but still, this is not an exclusive normie behavior, we both know plenty of robots do this
hey r9k, i posted this on b but im kinda scared and need help :(
So this girl im acquaintances with (talked maybe 4 times this year) messaged me about this guy annoying her on tinder. She told him she wasnt interested in sex and he kept on pestering her. Tinder says she's 18 but she's 17. He was 27. Important stuff.
So she suggested an address to throw him off, i gave one of my friends that's kind of a joke in our circle, we always use his address for shit.
The fucker goes and shows up, and his dad called the cops. I felt bad and warned...
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>>29583797
You are fucked mate, sorry dude but that is just a fact. Good luck in assrape prison
>>29583797
why is it your job to save some dumb ho that cant tell the guy hey im 17 fuck off im not interested and blocking him.
its you stupid cucks that keep girls pretending to be useless and pathetic.
here's how adult females I know would have handled it.
Hey im not interested and desu im 17... I hope you find what you're looking for on tinder *blocked*
all this shit is just stupid over the top bullshit cuz cuntcake is too stupid to communicate properly and rushes to her beta orbiter...
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>>29583832
Please can you offer something serious and constructive
who /nightshift/ and bored at work here? pic related is a doodle i did
>>29583757
thats a bit more than doodle anon, you humblebraggart fuck.
>>29583757
Kind of cool anon, like 80s style heman tier furry.
Post mpre
>>29583788
pretty much a doodle, looks like about 10-15 minutes worth
Why can't I find an easy hanging guide online?
Whats the best way to hang yourself?
>>29583630
with a rope
>>29583698
Seriously, is it just as easy as tying something up and letting yourself hang? Is it that effective? Everyone makes it seem like it fails all the time if you don't use the right knot.
>>29583779
You have to calculate how much you weigh and see how many coils the noose needs to snap your neck quickly. If you don't care about a quick death, then yeah, it doesnt matter, but nooses pack enough of a punch to decapitate people if tied correctly.
Also please don't do it anon.
post scenes from comfy movies
>post scenes from comfy movies
blox
This is my favorite movie and the aesthetic and music make it extremely comfy t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jIOKCN_yfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7sJYTj2k9o
>>29583716
i hate movies with attractive people in them, unless it's about poverty/crime
I just killed myself, how do i go back?
>>29583583
Wait to respawn
>>29583625
This. Hope you don't wake up in a dystopian future.
>>29583583
How long has it been?
If under a few minutes you just gotta repossess your body and hope someone fixes it up before you die again