>sit on the train
>Minding my own business
>Some asian bitch sits in front of me
>plenty spots beside me
>but she picked RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
>Have to move my legs and sit awkwardly because i'm tall
Why do norm shits always have to ruin my day? why choose to sit right in front of someone? fuck off and sit on another chair or stand.
It cause she liked you anon
>>29586086
She sat in front of you? Facing you or face down ass up?
>>29586129
Picture related, me blue, her yellow.
robots a girl messaged me a picture of herself and deleted it instantly but I saw it and shes really pretty so i replied and told her shes cute and she said she would be back in 30 minutes. its been 20 minutes did i fuck up
>>29586028
she sent it to the wrong person, she was trying to send it to chad
>>29586051
well that sucks for me I guess, tbf though I would understand why she wouldn't want a relationship after I turned her down the first time
>>29586084
>turned her down
>told her shes cute
do tell
>sleeping
>see a dream
>the room's cleaned and well arranged
>knock knock, Anon!
>opened the door and saw her
>we hug each other and kiss fluently
>"Did you miss me, Sarah?"
>her eyes start filling with tears
>"yes, i did ,anon."
>we are...
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Every time I see these threads I can't help but think everyone's just talking shit and hasn't really had this dream and I'm sure you actually didn't too.
>>29586017
What I don't get is, why didn't he get rid of the piss bottles two days ago when he did dishes?
/prioritiesouttawhack/
Is that you, Sato?
IF YOU WEREN'T ABUSED AS A CHILD YOU CAN'T BE A ROBOT
If you were abused as a child you belong on tumblr/reddit
>>29585941
if you were raped as a child you can't be a robot
>>29585961
No, if you want to use your abuse for attention for the rest of your life that's where you belong
>tfw from a shitty Eastern European country
>tfw no free money of any kind
>tfw no prospects in life and too old to get out of it
Why do you people have such problems in life when you do whatever you want and still survive due to social security/NEETbux/free housing etc? I literally have to count days to when my savings will run out and then that's that.
>>29585900
Senpai, as someone who lives in the same shithole as you do, I gotta tell you that you can't really be "too old" for prospects in life.
It's hard to make a living here but it's doable. If you don't feel it's doable, take steps towards enabling emigration.
>>29585900
iktf, i want to move out
>tfw Croat
>earn $1200 a month
>that's minimum wage in some western European countries
>wipe after a poo
>see blood on TP
who else here /hemorrhoids/?
OP you need to use your fingers or soft TP.
>>29585877
>My ass always bleeds after I poo
Do I have a hemorrhoid?
>>29585877
Yeah me too dude. I got a referral from my GP the other day to get a small camera put in my anus. Too slack and scared to do it though. I'll just assume its hemorrhoids and not ass cancer.
Which types of NEET do you think that exist? For me:
Normie NEET: By far the most common type, they're just normies that happen to not have a job. Typically living off parent/NEETbux, or off their partner. Living with their parents or partner. They're likely to be looking for a job.
/r9k/ NEET: Another common type, these NEETs typically either have a robot mindset or are failed normies that still strive to become something better. They have less interaction with the exterior world than normie NEETs for sure, with less healthy lifestyles. Typically living...
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>>29585832
Hikikomori NEET master race
>>29585832
ThisNEET who posts on /r9k/.
>>29585832
I WANT MORE OF YOU FAGS TO RESPOND REEEEEEEEE
>mom accidentally eats the cum rag
I am new to 4chan and don't how to reply please help me understand
>>29585739
>neighbours little daughter ate the cum brownie
>>29585791
>neighbors little daughter goes on /k/
Daily reminder that if you've ever spoken to the opposite gender for anything unrelated to work or school, you're not a fucking "robot"
>>29585705
>if you're not me you're not real
wew
>>29585705
If you've ever spoken to the opposite gender at all you aren't a robot.
>>29585705
if you've ever spoken to someone other than your mom, you're not a fucking "robot"
I go on cam sites like omegle and spend hours jacking off on cam waiting for a girl to make me cum. Takes so long to get a win that I usually just cum from some fag playing a porn video I could've looked up 4 hours ago.
Bumping with her husbando
There must be a better solution than omegle/chatroulette.
Why isn't there a site where they match MF and let them do their thing.
>>29585893
I'm not that much of a loser. I want it to be my dick she's shlicking to. If I wanted to fap to just any chick I'd just watch porn, I do it for the intimacy.
Tell me about the coolest friend you had. If you had no friend tell me about the coolest person you knew, the coolest guy in school, at summer camp, whatever.
>>29585682
The coolest person I know is me.
Man, I fucking love that guy, no homo...
>>29585682
My bf is the only real friend I've ever had, he's the coolest guy I've ever met.
>Has good taste in anime and video games
>Posts here
>Kind and caring
>Gets great birthday presents
>Likes being a shut in with me
He only ever hangs out with me, he never stands me up to go hang out with normies.
One of my best friends, let's call him james.
Knew him since kindergarden, he has always been the classroom clown and that kid that would always do anything you told him,no matter how crazy. Pretty much can get away with farting loudly in class, pulling girls skirts or making fun of teachers because he is so damn lovable.My proudest achievement was daring him to throw his shoes at the fucking school rooftop for a measly 2 euros.
He as always been one of my best bros, even if we don't really have much in common and our personalitys are complete opposites.
Do you guys think euthanasia is illegal because the cathedral knows that if it was legal tons of people (mostly men) would kill themselves because of how much life sucks. If all the wage-cucks and betas killed themselves society would collapse. Therefore the cathedral makes suicide taboo and bans it.
>>29585669
I think normies are against it because once they see everyone killing themself their just world fallacy would collapse. Also without robots normies would become the bottom rung of the social ladder.
The issue is that some people irrationally want to kill themselves, then reject their attempt later.
There are tons of people who kill themselves just because they fucked something up and think theres no fixing it, when in reality its a temporary problem.
People are worried that people will chose to die over frivolous reasons, instead of rational thought.
its illegal because They think that people who feel suicidal are never of sound mind and thus can not make the decision to kill themselves. Suicidal people, according to this, do not *actually* want to kill themselves, its a misjudgement of their respective situation.
Legalizing euthanasia would cause a lot of deaths of people who do not want to die, so its wrong.
i personally disagree with all of this by the way, its just what They say.
What should I cook r9k?
Drawer 1/3
>>29585626
Get a spoon, a lighter and a syringe, I'll get the white powder
Drawer 2/3
/PORN FEELS/
Does anyone else ever just freeze and realise how fucking strange porn is?
I was having a nap this afternoon when a vivid scene popped into my head. I just had this strange, sickly melancholy feeling as I realised the finer details of what goes into my fapping habits.
I think usually we're either so excited or desensitised that we just go through the motions without even realising what's in front of us, but... Seriously what the fuck is going on here?
>>29585612
kind of makes ya think
>>29585612
she doesn't look too happy
>>29585637
Yup.
These are real people. This happened. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.
Open your ass and your heart and mind folIow.
Are we witnessing the birth of an epic new for the win meme?
Free your mind, and your ass will follow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeeYUXjp_ro
>>29585894
Be color blind, don't be so shallow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7iQbBbMAFE