>you'll never be a famous trap rapper
>you'll never put out an 'uber everywhere' freestyle that goes viral
>>29979955
>you'll never be a famous trap rapper
Why not op, can't afford hormones?
>>29979995
At first I thought this was a joke but you really don't get the terminology do you?
>>29979955
>>29979995
They're really not that expensive op
>Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
Revelation 3:20, KJV
Daily reminder that Jesus loves you, forgives you, and is willing to save your soul if you embrace His love.
yay, some random thing that may or may not be in the sky loves me
all my problems vanished cuz i have the laaawd's salvashun, i'm now 6'3, have a 9 inch dick, a 10/10 smart as fuck girl who loves me as much as i love her and will never have any money problem again
>>29980111
You don't necessarily need to believe in le magic sky fairy to appreciate the philosophy behind living your life in a way that follows the teachings of Jesus Christ, the only perfect man who has ever lived. But to not appreciate the timeless philosophy found in the New Testament or to not at least give it a chance, you are missing out on the knowledge that is more likely to uplift you and guide you towards salvation than any other method that is accessible to us as mere men.
At the end of the day, Jesus...
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>YOUR GOD IS DEAD
>AND NO ONE CARES
>IF THERE IS A HELL
>I'LL SEE YOU THERE
Stop making posts with the word 'fembot' in it. Your obsession with women has contributed for most of this board's decline. You scare the good posters away to wizardchan, and we are left with more and more normalfags every day.
Also, this is not YouTube. Stop falling for clickbait OP pictures. If it includes a sexualized girl (once again...) then you are likely falling for paid shilling or an OP that knows how to manipulate you.
Hide threads of that caliber, filter words, filter tripfags who you don't want to see. Clean this place up.
>>29979870
i am a fembot and i completely agree with this post
>tripfag talks about filtering tripfags
Okay, I'll start by filtering you, fucking faggot.
>>29979903
>HI I'M A WOMAN GIVE ME ATTENTION
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
>knocks over your make up
GTFO
Oregano comentaro
>>29979860
WOOF WOOF WOOF
> barks at other dogs all night
WOOF WOOF WOOF
> steals food right off your fucking table
WOOF WOOF WOOF
> rolls around in shit to hide predator scent but doesn't actually hunt anything outside
I don't wear makeup so your post is completely irrelevant
>>29979848
>gets skinned alive and beheaded
>>29979848
give name juk
>>29979848
Imagine being born a 10/10 female. Imagine how easy your life must be.
Fuck that
Mexi girls forever
>tfw when you see people smile with pearly whites
>tfw when you have pissy yellows
I know this feeI.
>>29979843
Brush your teeth and use whiteners
I'm fucked over by being short, which I can't control
But you guys are choosing to be like this
>>29981091
Whiteners just strip the outermost layer of enamel. It whitens your teeth short term but fucks them over long term
>she doesn't get the jba reference
How do I break it to her robots?
>>29979811
Just keep going with it, keep it subtle
>>29979811
You can't expect a normie girl to get an anime reference just because she's japanese. If you explain the reference I am almost 100% sure she will be confused, it won't even be funny.
>>29979833
How do I subtly explain we're going to kill an English metrosexual vampire.
>tfw only attracted to traps because vaginas are intimidating
Have you tried vaginal ventriloquism to alleviate the tension?
Can't be afraid of a vagoo that can say helloo
What's intimidating about them?
>>29979844
>vaginal ventriloquism
kek... I wish this were a thing.
Is this man a disgrace to Robot culture?
Who is he?
original post
>>29979826
senyor roboto
>I'm so different, boo hoo
>life is so hard
>makes dosh
>fucks slag drug dealer
>tfw for about an hour today suicide didn't seem so scary
I rationalized that there was either no god or that he could not seriously fault me for this and that I didn't have to worry about hell. After awhile I started to worry again but this is progress, maybe I can get somewhere soon
>>29979778
If you commit suicide you are absolutely going to hell and youre also a coward and a bitch.
>>29979778
you will make it
>>29979778
no amount of rationalization can stop your hindbrain from sending massive freak out messages to your meat body when you get ready to pull that trigger.
having said that, I hope you successfully and gracefully get to leave this horrible world when you think it's time.
Would you watch an ecchi yuri mech horror harem?
>>29979771
Yes if he artwork is good
Oregano
>>29979788
Yes if he artwork is good
>>29979771
yeah that'd be pretty badass
Even though I'm a manlet, do I dress nicely?
>>29979764
wtc boots?
>>29979764
lose weight boyo
>>29979764
you look like a tool, don't tuck your pants into your boots and button that shirt up unless you have nice collar bones to show off, which you don't.
Do you guys wear boxers or briefs and why? Do you buy your own undies or does mommy still buy them for you?
I like briefs because they nicely display my curled up python and eggs.
Boxerbriefs masterrace here.
Also I buy my own.
Mom buys all my clothes because she knows I'd never buy any. 26 years old neet shutin here.
If you could tell your ex one last thing what would it be?
smell ya later, nerd
Why do normalfags infest this site?
Why can't you all just stay on kikebook?
>>29979716
I still think you are gay
Only way out is death edition
When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
>>29979611
I-Is this a poem thread?