Has he ever jerked off?
I mean he looks so pure and innocent.
He a cute. A CUTE!
>>29592615
Someone photoshop a dick on him.
I don't exactly know how, or when, but one day I'm going to marry Taylor Swift.
What are you goals in lyf?
I want to face fuck taylor swift while you watch from the cuck cage
She is long and sexy. I want to put it in her butt.
i want to be kidnapped, put in a dress, raped and murdered
>tfw raised by overprotective parents
>tfw they didn't let me go outside with my friends when i was a teenager
>tfw 18 yo
>tfw i didn't with my ex-friends in two years
>tfw they are normies
>tfw my mom will pay 60 euros for 30 minutes of a psychiatrist for me because i have no friends or gf
>tfw i have no friends or gf because im too insecure because...
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>>29592420
I had the exam same life, i managed to get out of it by forcing myself to go to parties and socialize AKA learn how to be a normie by myself, still not quite these yet. Listen to your mom, but on the side learn how to grow by yourself and use her money as means to reach your goals. Good luck brother
>>29592420
Holy shit are you me, dude? I'm going to College this Fall and it's so goddamned scary. I haven't had a single friend in five years, let alone a girlfriend, and I've only recently begun to recover from my extremely crippling social anxiety/autism. I was never allowed to go outside nor did I have any friends over. My Mom discouraged me from having a girlfriend or a girl who was a friend because she was afraid that such a girl would get me into trouble.
All I can say is.. Good luck, man....
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>>29592420
I was literally in your state like half a year ago but now I live more of a normie life than I did
Boiz,a grill told me she that she has a crush me a couple of days ago. A relationship seems likely. Am I gonna make it? Can post story if requested
POST STORY SENPAI PLS
Post story senpai we need it roight now
>be university bot
>pretty much no friends
>get invited to go clubbing with a bunch of normies i barely know
>have never been to a club, prett y sure id hate it anyway
>ended up going for some fucking reason
>ends up being as fucking awful as id imagined
>pretty much just drinking on my own in the corner
>qt grill that was apart...
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>Social anxiety is gettng so bad when the girl adresses me in a POV porn video I get heart palpitations and close it
Some of us were just not meant for this world, were we?
>had a gf for 7 years but still anxious around her
>>29592293
Dumb loonyduck poster
>>29592293
Dumb duck poster original
for me, it was 18. I lived like BRAD up until then, then I moved and completely lost my entire social circle. After that, it was all downhill.
14 when i dropped out of school
>>29592272
>semi normie
You mean cyborg?
I've never been a normie but then again I'm not really a robot
I'm more schizoid if anything
Save a Pepe leave a Pepe
Pls leave pepes
>>29592240
orgeon commneto
Ouiggigon cummmomemmont
origami cometato
Don't give up hope anons, it can happen to you too, took me until 24 but I made it.
>>29592203
How did you keep going 4 times?
Okay
You can leave now
>>29592203
You'll be back when she wins full custody and leeches you for child support.
Tfw too cool for 4chan now.
who is this super saiyan ?
>>29592014
Have a nice (You).
>tfw not cool enough for 4chan
Junk food has estrogen In it here is proof
>Skinny boy eats some
>Fat redistributes
>He grows tits
>His/her butt grows
>Dick goes missing in all of the fat becoming a Fatgina
Wake up sheeple
Pls share
- Todd Starnes
>It's just proof of the liberal agenda to deconstruct men and make them women
>The deconstruction of man
Pls share -todd starnes
Evil lieburals want to kill this baby
Pls share
-todd starnes
>>29591967
Kek
Origibadopado
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/replace-benjamin-franklin-100-bill-christopher-poole-aka-moot
help mot pls
>>29591884
hello rato
you reminded me to order more finasteride
>>29591884
>moot
Never heard of that guy
hello rato
moot is pretty based F A M
How do we solve the numale problem?
And yes they ARE a problem with their nation destroying world views and pandering to women.
are you the same guy who just posted the SJW thread and the le fall of the white race thread? please fuck off back to /pol/
>>29591823
>>>/pol/
fuck off normalslime, you make me fucking sick
nu male faggots don't bother me desu. They don't dare to say retarded liberal shit to my face and the more of these emasculated beta males there are the more women there are for me
Answer a question for me robots.
Do you see a random graininess in your visual field? What I'm talking about is not floaters which are something physical in your eye. Rather it seems like I am seeing random neural impulses.
When I don't sleep (or sleep too much) and close my eyes, my mind will construct patterns out of this noise, pic sort of related.
I never hear anyone talking about this outside of drugs so I'm trying to figure out how fucked up my brain is.
I dont think so, I only notice things like that when I close my eyes and concentrate on the inside of my eyelids
Well shit. This is something I see even when my eyes are open although I normally don't notice. When I look at a pattern like a carpet or something it is very obvious.
>>29591790
Yes, it's called Visual Snow and it's very common, especially in low-light.
http://eyeonvision.org/visual-snow.html
I always take a few seconds to catch up to the joke, but normies laugh even if the joke is pretty sophisticated.
Are they simply more intelligent than me?
they are only laughing to be polite, they sometimes dont even wait for the joke to finish
post an example
ocmnt
>>29591736
yes and no
depends on the joke, if its specific to something they are more familiar with, they will likely catch on before you
also depends on the kind of joke, if they have heard something said in that manner before they may catch on quicker
though honestly anon, if you notice it happens enough that you needed to post a bout it, im afraid that probably means you are a bit slow. A bit of a dumb dumb, if you wil. A real Dummy.
I'm not sure what you can do to improve wit. Do you ever...
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What happened to white race? Why did shit go so wrong for them?
>>29591735
globalism made everyone a slave
>>29591735
Boys raised by feminists as if they were defective little girls.
>>29591735
>>29591815
Not just feminism, but the entire pussification of western society has destroyed whites. Our lives have become so easy that we grew soft and stupid.