>be me
>be neet
>be 23
>last sibling finished college, got job, doing well
>overhear parents talking about retiring to florida
dad - "we should sell the house now a cut down on expenses. We're done here, come on!"
mom- "what about anon? is he supposed to come with us?"
>picture myself on a beach in florida, chilling, gaming, tendies. awww yesss
dad-...
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>>29587870
my parents did drop me off at the homeless shelter
>>29587870
grab a job, get six roomates, scrape shoes
>>29587870
Social anxiety IS laziness. It's easily remedied.
Can femanons explain what kind of confidence they find attractive in guys? And possibly some examples.
>>29587391
The kind where he has Height face and frame
>>29587391
He's confident enough to start fights and easily win against weaker guys purely to get my attention
psychopathy, sociopathy, materialist idolatry
Any updates on our gorgeous princess Erica Rose?
>>29586585
she looks like a feral houndwait, this is bait, isn't it? no. no! noo! this can't be happening, this isn't happening
>>29586585
Fuck Erica, what about Eliza?
>>29587131
>>29587072
>>29586585
Great tripfag worship thread. Giving them the attention they crave.
Are racial differences real or a social construct?
of course not
anime is like real life
everyone is the same, just with different hair and skin colors but they are 100% cosmetic and have nothing to do with anything
>>29585792
They're obviously real and anyone who says otherwise is a literal communist.
>>29585792
My skull structure is more like the black people in that picture and my family has been scandinivian for as long as we have records and probably way before that. We're all essentially the same, but humans are maleable. The main differences are cultural. One of the smartest people I've ever met was a nigerian I chilled with in Ukraine, meet dumb scandis on a daily basis. Meh.
let's play a game! vocaroo yourself saying the following and other anons will guess where your accent is from.
aunt
roof
route
wash
oil
theater
iron
salmon
caramel
fire
water
sure
data
ruin
crayon
New Orleans
pecan
both
again
spitting image
lawyer
coupon
mayonnaise
syrup
pajamas
caught
naturally
aluminum
envelope
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What...
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That's a fuckload of questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZrEOVPZaJA
Here you go
I can give hints if you want.
>>29583341
I'm guessing canada or wisconsin or something
This guy almost gets arrested for ordering a kids meal
https://youtu.be/1exANLDR2dk
>>29581717
Fuck off with your shitty videos m8
>>29581717
He looks so much like Leafy
>>29581717
Wtf america why can't pepole order what they want?
>"Steven stop talking to Tommy or I'll change your seat!"
>"Ok Steven, since you didn't listen, go change seats with Anon."
>anyone want to be in a group with anon?
>looks like you are going into the girls group anon
More of a band kid feel but
>"anon, take the solo"
>>29579657
>all seats full
>sitting next to random person
>see their friend approaching us
>''umm anon do you think my friend could have your seat''
>awkwardly worm out of seat without saying anything
this happened too many times
>only seat left is at the cool kids table
>sit down
>heavy tension covers the table, their loud conversations turn dead silent
Post results. http://ricepuritytest.com/
94
Certified by the Bureau of Originality
>kissed horizontally
What the fuck is that?
>>29578426
>88
the drug and mastrubation questions got me
>tfw you might be a tranny
anyone else know this feel
Mate you're either a tranny or you're not. It's a state of physicality, not an emotion
>>29578142
Alright I'm having transgender thoughts and dysphoria. Is that better?
yeah I get that feel, only thing holding me back is actually having to give a fuck about what I wear when I go outside.
>that one kid who called the teacher "mom"
>that one kid who ran like they do in Naruto cause it made him "aerodynamic"
>tfw accidentally called the teacher "grandma" in 1st grade
FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING CUNT IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S JUST A COMMON MISTAKE STOP LAUGHING YOU LITTLE SHITS.
>>29576703
kek, that was me.
accidently called my teacher mum and the whole class laughed
Sunny at night edition
>>29574516
Waifus ?
Original commento herro
Where are you lads planning on moving to to escape this train wreck of a country?
the tumblr girl has a pretty great wardrobe
>Japanese school girl
>puffy little girl dresses
>generic ferish stuff
>he thinks he's gonna meet a 20-something year old kissless virgin female who has never even touched a cock and be her "first everything"
Or die trying.
>why d-do you hate hope s-senpai?
>>29574156
Fine I'll find somebody who can pretend I'm her first.
Chart thread
Those with still a bit of hope in life are not welcome
>>29570359
you are a living breathing meme my man
>>29570359
please no bully
original comment 123
OP is somehow a commando but left?
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/xYSuMgf8lznq
come join us :D <333333
>>29563174
what's this you say. come closer and find out
mikes boipussy is mine
the hole yura left has been filled
Which one would you pick, anon? How would you use your powers to change the world?
There is only one God you silly goose.
The "Marked" existence really got my attention. I'd choose that one, and probably try to convince future dreamers to do the same.
No god-serving for me, thanks.
>>29558592
>2006+10
>Not choosing Lokt.
Wow, it's like you're a beta or something.