manlet problems thread
>can't pull the bus cord
> can't reach the fucking car pedals
this is true btw
>>29595585
Move the seat up you mong
>needs a step ladder to climb to bed
>start writing a long, insightful post
>delete it before finishing
>>29595551
You did good Anon
Insight should never be shared impersonally on the internet
>>29595551
>post quality content
>shitpost instead
Guess y'all picked the latter
>>29595551
>I spend all day on 4chan typing hundreds of replies a day
>I hit the escape button after I finish typing 90% of my replies and pretend like I actually sent it
>mfw it took me 2 minutes of contemplation whether or not to delete this
He dedicated all of his work to a girl he met when he was nine, imagined her as a celestial creature, never did anything about it except writing.
>>29595498
>dedicated life to a roastie that probably drank chads cum
>robot
>>29595498
do you mean Petrarch? he wrote some 300 sonnets, that became the Canzoniere, for Laura, a secret childhood crush he never approached because she was married to some Chad.
>>29596578
He dedicated his life to the supreme Good, he only used Beatrice as a symbol.
My roommate of two years who is basically my only real friend right now just told me he is gonna move out next week...
I'm going to keep the fridge and some useful stuff. But I have to talk to the landlord because only my roommates name is in the contract.
I feel so anxious because although I already lived alone once I feel like this is gonna be a huge turning point in my life, plus I am really sad to not live with him anymore...
Anyone been in a similar situation and cares to share his feels? I really need to talk about this to be able to think this true...
Pls no bully.
*think this through
Talk to me please..
I want to know what to do
>>29595485
You're gonna be lonely a little bit but you'll get used to it. Try to find a new room-mate if you want to avoid that.
ITT: Music you cry to.
>A little less than a happy high
>A little less than a suicide
>The only things that you really tried
>This is not my life
>It's just a fond farewell to a friend
>>29595477
>At least you could pick up the telephone and try to talk to me
>and when My head explodes I'll turn into a tree
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7O1z-Vw9Vc
this is the most depressing song i know
>>29595477
elliott smith was amazing
if youre into him check out jeff buckley
Why do women enjoy cruelty so much?
Did some of you witness bullying? What really haunts you is not the male bullies. You get it: They are barbarians. What really gets under your skin is how the women readily supply bullies with ammunition or are cruel bullies themselves.
Why do they get off of that dominance bullshit so much? I remember very well, how the girls flocked to one nasty sadist, who wasn't even attractive or intelligent, but simply because he was willing to inflict pain on his human environment.
Women are like impressionable children. They...
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>>29595467
Relax, who hurt you?
Because dominance is hot, they don't want some beta cuck.
>>29595488
>shunts to the subjective and makes everything about feefees
End yourself, cunt.
I had a feel earlier today when I was bored, a very peculiar feel, namely
>tfw no gf
And I realized that I could calculate the number of potential gfs in the nearby area and so I did. I did try to be generous on the estimates.
First I needed to find the number of females of suitable age(16-22) in the area. (41000)
2. From my female facebook friends I estimated that about 80% (4/5) of girls are currently single. (through the real number is probably smaller).
3. I estimated that percentage of girls that would find me too poor or lived too long away were both 5% (1/20).
4.I am an introvert and I would like to have a girlfriend that is also one. But it is kinda hard to find exact percentage for the country so I made a generous guess that 50% (1/2) of girls are introverts.
5. I would also want a girlfriend that is at least a bit smart say about 33% (1/3)
The current size of potential gfs is now at 4933 girls which I guess isn't that bad at all but...
6. How many girls would find me attractive? Stand out with at least some of my bad behaviors? I can not know for sure but I guess 5% (1/20)
7. But I don't really find many girls physically attractive i'd say about 10% (1/10) girls looks okay to me.
Now lets put all the numbers together
Potential gfs= 41000*0.8*0.95*0.95*0.5*0.33*0.05*0.1=24.42165
TL;DR
24 potential girlfriends out of 41000 or 1 out of 1708
This was vey entertaining to read, at least be happy anon , your dream girl do exist
>>29595459
I believe in you, anon. Keep trying. This was a nice read.
>>29595645
>>29595755
Good luck finding a needle in an enormous haystack
>I'm more a cat type of guy
>>29595443
Just gonna dump some mals
>>29595504
Puppy mal
>>29595504
>>29595520
WALKIES AND POOPERS XD
WALKIES AND POOPERS XD
WHO WANTS TO TAKE A WALKIE SO I CAN CLEAN UP THE POOPERS XDDDDD
WHOSAGOODBOYWHOSAGOODBOY
Well about a month ago I posted a thread about how I didn't want to go a bbq because I didn't want everyone to know I failed at life
well good news the bbq has been cancelled!
>normies bother me a bunch of times to hang out
>say yes
>turns out none of them coordinated with the host so it was cancelled
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29595402
>get invited to party
>it is a theme party with costume required
>think about what I will wear all month
>come up with no ideas
>morning of party, go to fabric store
>just buy some silver cloth and try to make a cape
>fail horribly
>skip party and drink a beer alone...
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I'm going to use the 30$ that I contributed in cheap steam games
what a nice day
I know this is probably the worst place to talk about this stuff, but I don't have much friends and I'm sure some of you guys have been through this before.
For clarification before somebody starts this: it's not because of me. I know that and I'm certain of it. I leave the house for college next month and I'm not poorly developed in any way (except for the fact I browse 4chan). I just don't know how to deal with what's going on right now
>>29595311
Well, this sucks. Bumping my own thread before I leave
just B urself bro. its that ez
how is this a big deal if you're any older than 10 or 11
one of them found someone younger or better looking to fuck. it happens
You must pick one and only one.
holy elf seems to share my attitude towards life
I'll go with her
I pick a real fucking woman, not your faggoty Chinese cartoons
>>29595308
Djinn girl, obviously. She both has the biggest tits and can grant wishes.
>2016
>White men are now portrayed as savages & blacks as intellectuals
>>29595272
What goes around comes around. White people BTFO.
>>29595272
>THOSE CGI SCARS ON HIS STOMACH
jesus, modern movies are fucking dead
>>29595291
>thinking this won't make blacks look like cucks
You have to look deeper.
Why do feminists and traditionalists deny that men give each other a hard time?
Only a retard would deny such a thing. Men fucking attack each other, rape each other, kill each other, bomb each other, bully each other. Yet feminists and traditionalists would have you believe that only women, those oppressed women out there, are harmed by men.
>>29595219
because women are trying to brainwash the younger generations into believing women deserve the rights and are too be looked at as an equal. they don't want people to believe that men can overpower them at any moment. it's bullshit, and if men stopped thinking with their dicks we can take back what used to be a good era where women where only cleaning, child bearing and shuting the fuck up
Bump.
I want more answers, you pieces of shit.
Because women don't care about and are probably unable to empathize with men's experiences. Women were not meant to be given power, they didn't want it but female manipulation and male stupidity led to them getting it.
>2016
>not pozzing your neg hole
When are you going to get your hole pozzed, /r9k/?
>>29595201
already did lad
>>29595201
Bugchaser here , any robots here wanna gimme their gift?You fags know that ''traps'' are just feminine guys that'll turn into aids-riddled men right? Eh don't worry you'll probably come to terms with your homosexuality by then
>>29595660
how was it boyo?
I've had probably a dozen wagecuck jobs over the last decade and I've never left one on good terms. Not because I get fired, but because I walk out on the job. I'm a good worker who takes pride in his job to the point where I get obsessive, so I end up picking the slack up for all the lazy normies and taking more and more on myself until I wind up snapping under the pressure. Because I'm so stoic and reserved, no one even sees this coming until it's too late. Last night I was in the middle of unloading a semi of furniture by myself (usually done by two...
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>>29595186
Right here worked at McDonald's for a good 6 months barely late one no call no show but got regular compliments from management. Got pissed and walked out one day but came back to put in my two weeks notice was going to stick it out but I lost all motivation and never went back.
>>29595186
>Can anyone relate?
I got offered a job yesterday at an office, working 9-5. I worked one day, felt depressed, and left. I'm too young for this, but the question is how am I going to make a living?
You need to express how you're feeling before that happens. Simple as that, you speak people are willing to listen to a degree. I have the same issue, but it's not seen as strength. Strength is knowing your worth and speaking up to let people understand.