Nothing terrible even happened to me. I was not molested or abused. There was no great tragedy of my childhood. I have a good mother. I am of a relatively privelaged lower middle class family. My father left me at 10, but I hold no ill feelings towards him as compared to mine his life was one of orphanage, neglect and heartbreak.
Im just pure human trash. Afforded opportunities i have wholly squandered, born with the genes of a loser.
>>29599771
r u a virgin? and how old r u?
>>29599782
19. I am kv.
>my father left me at 10
That's not a minor thing.
How do I engage in sexual intercourse with her?
Step one: be Chad.
Put your pee-pee in her no-no hole. Medically speaking, of course
>>29599797
What about legally speaking?
Who /drugs/ here? What's your poison for the coming days? Planning on a mega trip tomorrow and looking for recc's for music, preferrably ambient with no vocals or at most hypnotic samples.
What are you tripping with, brobot?
I got many different albums to listento based on how you want to feel, give me what mood you want.
For example, if you want to go exploring in an arctic comfyland and want to come out feeling like you just trekked 200 miles across Antarctica with your trusted partner, listen to Irezumi - Endurance.
>>29599738
search, "psybrations" on youtube.
its literally all you will ever want on any trip.at least for me
who /dxm-dph combo/ here?
gonna do 350/354 tonight, the highest I've ever done
Who else /notmeanttohavefriends/ here?
>fall for the just talk to people meme
>lunch time
>sit with a stranger who is eating alone
>try to start conversation
>they give half-assed replies and look like they want to leave
>stop talking and only ask a question every once in a while
>finish eating
>"it was nice to meet...
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>>29599730
>>try to start conversation
>>they give half-assed replies and look like they want to leave
>>stop talking and only ask a question every once in a while
This is how every conversation goes for me, whether it's someone I met online or in person.
Fuck everyone
Especially fuck the people in r9k 'friends threads'.
>>29599730
I think friends aren't even worth the effort
you gotta try so hard, and in the end what's the point? I can already talk to people here
and if I say dumb shit then nobody knows who I am once I go to another thread. it's perfect. all the benefits of friendship with none of the cons
physical relationships in general are a meme
>>29599875
>try to make internet friends
>join a discord
>try to talk to people
>don't really know what to say
>after a while get asked "why are you so quiet?"
Fucking normies
My parents are renting me an apartment to live in alone next school year since I never made any friends in uni and didn't want to suffer in dorms a third year. I have never lived alone before and while I am excited I'm still a bit unsure of myself. Any tips for an anon living alone for the first time?
Learn to cook if you don't already know.
Depends on how you are used to living. If you were already pretty independent (as in you wash your own clothes etc) then it's just what you're used to but with more freedom and the option for solitude.
>>29599689
Always have like $500 set aside in case something breaks. Never run out of TP and get a plunger before you move in. Get a tool chest and familiarize yourself with basic house maintainence. Keep up on the cleaning. Make the living space yours and have it so every room in the place is a room you can chill in
Post bible quotes that make you feel....doesnt have to be a sad feel...
"Do not fear for I am with you; be not discouraged for I am your God: I encouraged you, I also helped you, I also supported you with My righteous hand.
Behold all those incensed against you shall be ashamed and confounded; those who quarreled with you shall be as nought and be lost.You may seek them but not find them, those who quarrel with you; those who war with you shall be as nought and as nothing
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Ugh just read lamentations if you want a quick feel
>>29599838
read ch.3
1I am the man who has seen affliction by the rod of His wrath.
2He has led me and made me walk [in] darkness and not [in] light.
3Only against me would He repeatedly turn His hand the whole day long.
4He has made my flesh and my skin waste away [and] has broken my bones.
5He has built up [camps of siege] against me, and encompassed [me with] gall and travail.
6He has made me dwell in darkness like those who are forever dead.
7He has fenced me in, so that I cannot get out; He has made my chains heavy.
Sorry this took me so long. Was having internet truoble and by the time I was able to get the picture done the thread was dead T^T
To the WINRAR who said the cat maid found a girl with a big dick, here you go.
make it do a cum
pretty shit, not worth the wait.
>>29599649
I like it anon, well done.
No wonder they seemed like broken, empty human beings, right?
>the illuminati have to brainwash women to become porn stars
no, just a bit of child molestation is all you need
>>29599642
https://hollywoodsubliminals.wordpress.com/project-monarch/sex-kitten/pornstars/
Bumping with the linkeroonie!
In all seriousness though the pornography industry is awful.
gotta bump this for justice
That
>Bruce Lee was 5'6
>Al Pacino is 5'7
>Eazy-E was 5'2
>Aristotle, 5'5
>Jet Li, 5'6
The problem is not you being a manlet
The problem is that you're a little bitch looking for excuses
>The problem is not you being a manlet
yes, the problem is that you're not famous
>>29599617
ty lone ranger of this sad place.
>>29599644
Nobody is born famous Anon
These men got famous because they exceed in their areas of choice, and got recognition out of that
I'm a 24yo khv, but I never was a faggot, I always liked the roastie beef but since a few years I've noticed I'm into shemales, futanari and traps so I'm kinda worried anons, I don't want to become a faggot, is this my fate? Are all robots becoming gay?
I dont watch anime so am immune from such degeneracy
>>29599570
Happens on /b/
>>29599570
>is this my fate?
It happened to me so i guess so. Eventually youll start browing /hm/ and looking for big cocks.
No joke, without women i turned a bit gay...
What are some of your paranoid thoughts?
>always checking under bed and closet in case of intruders
>fear that others can read my mind
>self conscious about the idea of those in the afterlife watching me
>assuming my online activity is more scrutinized than others
>thinking my life might be like the truman show
>assuming my online activity is more scrutinized than others
Kind of this for me. I feel like online chats I've had with people YEARS ago will come back to bite me.
>tfw parents are important politicians so you probably are really being monitored by security agencies
When I curse inside my head to the person I'm speaking with or someone else in the room, I really get paranoid about them hearing me, like somehow I said out loud instead of inside my head
She'll settle with a robot when she's 20 years older and damaged goods
>>29599469
Future single mother of 5
>>29599469
she'll settle with a beta. robots aren't betas - they're the very bottom of the food chain - omegas. robots don't even get damaged goods, anon.
grrr a black person now I'm mad because I'm a racist american
>a robots day dream
http://webmshare.com/rv5E8
I was drinking asshole
>>29599422
I'm fucking dying here thanks man
Old but gold
ORIGINAL AF
How to stop anxiety?
THIS FUCKING SUCKS
just keep watching more and more anime
Ask yourself what you're a afraid of. That usually helps.
>>29599424
that doesn't help you r tard. OP, just keep smoking pot.
If you're suicidal, why don't you just go into give-no-fucks mode?
>>29599363
Suicidal people are generally messed up about a lot of things, pretty fucking far from giving-no-fucks
Because if society doesn't allow you to have its resources you'll be back in the corner and want to kill everyone around you in addition to yourself.
>>29599417
>Because if society doesn't allow you to have its resources
What resources?