If afterlife exists what is he doing right now?
He's watching over you
It doesnt exist though
>>29613193
According to one theory, he's in a kind-of limbo where he has to watch the consequences of his actions until his time is up, so presumably for decades.
Who here /underdeveloped/?
Is there any hope for an 18 year old?
Any progress stories, lads?
>>29613180
If you're male: probably not.
If you're female: maybe.
The best you can do as a male is start lifting and remind yourself you'll look youthful much longer than the rest of the tallfags and have a better quality of life in your later years.
If you're female you can hope to keep developing in your 20s as sometimes happens.
18 years old as well, my dick has grown half an inch in a month and my voice and face are still changing. Can barely grow any facial hair.
Just stay healthy and it will just work out.
>tfw 18 yrs old
>tfw same height as mom but still shorter than dad
>tfw been this height since 14
Is it possible i have another grow spurt?
Hello, tonight I was at a bar with a guy who browses /x/ mostly.
I told him I hate robots and he rebutted because we hate those who are like ourselves. I never browse /r9k/ so I would like to say I am legitimately explaining how I think, I am contemplating if I need to kill myself. My brother calls me Autisimo (Au-tis-i-mo)
From this thread I hope to achieve some sort of advice on what to do to become normie. Firstly I'd like to direct you robots to the first girl I kinda had a crush on, but didn't want to bang, but she was cute so I was confused on how to...
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Random moments
>On about our 6th date I was telling her about the terrorist training manuals I've read, thinking back it was fucking weird.
>Live in Australia, my brother and I throw small sticks of gunpowder at aboriginals it's fun at the time because they yell at you in native but jesus christ
>Staying with relatives, gf left house before I got up, slept at a friends and came back next day
>Relatives were worried about me because I didn't...
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Lately I've been having the urge to punch walls out of sheer physical distress (Not anger) on how retarded I've acted, I want to take it a step further and shoot myself although my girlfriend is giving me a reason not to.
I just want friends but it's really hard. My parents were abusive as fuck and my dad was exposed to agent orange, I've read it can cause autism.
The hitting is getting worse, I noticed it after I was riding the train and I kept tapping this guy in the back because I thought he wasn't getting off at the next stop, but...
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>you're a college graduate with a job
>Not fat, have some friends
>Cyborg tier
>This autistic bag of insanity has a gf and you don't
what the FUCK
>only got two hours of sleep last night
>Body feels tired but mind won't let me sleep
How
Did you drink way too much coffee?
>>29613129
>takes me like 4 hours to fall asleep every night
>sleep for maybe 3-4 hours
welcome to insomnia, enjoy the stages when you only get 2 hours sleep every 2 or 3 days and all you can think about for the rest of your existence is sleeping.
>Turn 21 today
>Realise I have done nothing with my life
>Realise nothing really makes me happy and I'm not even sure of what I want in life anymore
Does it get better as you get older robots?
28 here.
No.
>>29613050
Yes becauseyou get closer to death
27 here
it only gets worse
Just got my midazolam pills in the mail. AMA no fib plz
>>29613029
fib* 577
>>29613035
fugggggg I'm high maybe a bit fbi
>>29613029
Why no stimulant master race
>tfw out of adderal and drinking caffeine to try to replicate the feeling
It's 1 and I'm on my 383rd energy drink of the day
On July 15th I am going on date with a qt3.14 azn to Hurricane Harbor in Texas.
This isn't actually our first date, we've gone out before to the Renaissance Faire and Aquarium (she loves animals) and she's given me gifts like chocolates, but I also want to ask her to the Homecoming Dance at my college (TCU), even tho she is still in high school and will be a senior this fall.
I also want to have some excuses to touch her, should I hold her during the rides (there are lots of thrill rides she may be scared of, tho I might be too but I'll pretend...
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Good job on getting a date and having a gf. I recommend you put the extra sunscreen on her halfway through the day so that it looks more genuine and you don't come off as a rapist.
>July 15th
That's in 2 weeks. You need to have a date or something before that to keep her interest.
>>29613798
Well I'm Muslim so I'm currently in Ramadaan. And on July 19th to 26th I'm going on a trip to Berlin with TCU Honors college. So I'll be pretty busy this summer.
I also have to keep her a secret since my parents say it is against my religion to date.
How many times do you wash your hands /r9k/ ?
>>29613022
ya OCD?
who else here hates showers but wash their hands all the time?
I think I wash my hands about 10 times a day
>>29613022
Every time I use the bathroom and handle food
Sometimes I feel like I NEED to Purge. Just twelve hours of doing what I want to who I want. Call me sick and twisted if you'd like, but I'm sure you're very familiar with this feeling. There's someone inside of all of us screaming, "purge purge purge".
I'll call you edgy kid
>>29613003
Just play Hatred like the rest of the edgelords
>>29613003
thats really edgy anon im sorry
Hey guys, i'm new in this board, so explain me some rules.
If i saidKill yourself[/spoilr] to someone.
Get I banned for life?
Only if you're a maple nigger.
>>29612981
What "muted" mean?
>>29612945
MODS BAN HIM!
HE SAID NON-PC THINGS ON THE INTERNET!
IM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW!!!111!!!one
my gf keeps farting in her sleep what do i do?
BRAAAAAAAAAAP yourself too
>>29612839
Scream RYUU WAGA TEKI WO KURAU as loud as you can in her ear
Bury your face in her ass and take a deep sniff
What the fuck am I supposed to be doing?
if you've got nothing else going have you considered suicide?
do something, anything
say hello to a stranger
swim down a river
steal a chocolate
you might not have a reason to kill yourself, but it sucks when you dont have any reason not to
Something that brings you joy, fun, happiness, elation, delight, etc preferably.
What exactly that something is I don't know anon. Read a book, go for a walk, go for coffee, watch a movie, play a game, call a friend, all that. Alternatively you could continue refreshing r9k or contemplate existence, it's whatever floats your boat
What are they pointing at?
>>29612802
They're pointing at your dad you fucking faggot now go back to lebbit
Lil white boi dicks
L1TTLE
What are your favourite 'scientific' Youtube channels? I can't get enough of these.
>DNews
>DNews Plus
>PBS Spacetime
>Tom Scott
>Veritasium
>Sharkee
>MinutePhysics
>MinuteEarth
>ASAPscience
>Sci Show
>Crash Course
>>29612730
idk bout scientific, but school of life is pretty top tier, smarter every day is p good too
you listed a lot of mine, OP
some others are numberphile, computerphile, kurzgesagt, mathologer, practical engineering, wireless philosophy
>>29612730
>crash course
Why didn't you kill yourself yet?
>tfw finally don't fap anymore to traps and shemales
>tfw that hellish phase is over
>tfw I realized how disgusting it is
thank you god
>tfw devleoped patrician twink taste
>tfw have a houseboy like a fucking earl
god bless my anglo ancestry
>>29612666
Satan please help me stop coming here.
>>29612872
If you still think 4chan, ESPECIALLY r9k is some dark ass website then you are a retard. It jas a god damnn app ffs.