FUCK WHY CAN'T THE SINGULARITY JUST HAPPEN ALREADY GODDAMNIT I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE EITHER I WANT TO BE FOREVER IMMORTALIZED IN CYBERSPACE WHERE THIS BULLSHIT DARWINIAN SOCIAL CLASS STRUCTURE CAN FINALLY FUCKING DIE
THIS IS LITERALLY MY ONE TRUE DREAM, AND I WOULD KILL ANYONE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
BUT IT WON'T FUCKING HAPPEN IN OUR LIFETIMES FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK
Yeah I totally agree. It won't ever happen within our lifetimes, unless we don't recognize how quick it could happen. I don't think it will happen but I like to entertain the thought.
>>29617284
me too.. i don't care how stupid or fictional people say it is, it's something that could literally change the universe and it's not even that unfeasible.
why can't we just have quantum computing already FFS
Good chance it happens in our lifetime
who here causes mischief irl? pic related.
what I see is just two stuck up cunts to be honest familia no offense mash'allah alamudillah takbir peace be upon ur name mate
>>29617253
this desu desuwa, but OP is far worse, because he thinks he's cool.
>>29617230
how is this IRL if you're in different countries?
my friend wants to go for a massive hike up this stupid mountain, and it's fucking freezing cold and my liver is hurting again. i don't even know the road to the base.
how do i get out of this? i've boiled it down to lying about randomly being given a shift at the last second or just plain saying i woke up really unwell. help /r9k/ i don't want to be a cunt i just don't feel like this in the least but this guy is one of two people on earth who'll even put up with me.
>>29617227
Say you're out of shape lazy fag who can't handle a simple hike
>>29617227
Just
DO IT
O
I
T
>>29617227
Just tell them you're sorry but you just feel too shitty to hike a mountain.
If you make up some excuse they're probably going to assume you just didn't feel like going anyway.
>Have huge crush on girl
>Flakes on Skype about half the time so we end up skyping once every couple days
>Other then that shows signs of interest
>Start to get worried and feel like she's avoiding me
>Yesterday messages me and lets me know that she's sorry that she flakes and she has anxiety/depression
>Feel sorry for her, but at the same time sort of reassured that I have a shot...
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At least someone likes you. Also, what the fuck is flaking.
>>29617180
you're immature
try growing up
>>29617217
Flaking means to bail out on someone or plans. I thought this was a well known term.
> sitting in the library printing off some files
> overhear people talking about a recent football game
> "yeah bro, have you seen the latest memes about it?"
> whatthefucktobehonestmatey
do people actually say this shit IRL? I literally had to leave because of it, it made my skin crawl.
Where can I see the latest memes?
>>29617152
it was to do with the england and ireland game or some shit, I don't follow the ball and foot
>>29617152
4chan dot org
>That kid who was autistic and orbited a girl and didn't realize she wasn't interested because she was nice
>that kid who sucked his banana like a dick because he thought it was funny
>>29617104
>>29617222
fuck I was both of these kids at the same damn time
fuck fuck fuck
>That kid who was a late bloomer and everyone thought he was gay
Be honest bros, is my hair thin? I think it's fine and my mom thinks I'm handsome but girls always laugh at me...
yeah its p damn thin
>>29617099
shave it bro
>>29617099
it is, not alot but it you're on the way to balding
get on hrt
Hey fellow robots. Feeling like fucking shit today, and the isolation is really hitting me hard. Wanted to make a tulpa, but I have no idea on how. Any tutorialfags/tipfags out there willing to help me?
Also, general comfy chill thread. I am not feeling like playing computer games right now.
Do you really feel like a tuloa will help?
>>29617045
Tulpa*being a mobilefag atm
>>29617032
What stage of progress are you on? Have you looked at any guides?
I have nothing to lose. Give me something stupid to say
>>29617004
Hello I am a tinder brand representative online and I am very sneaky...so how about I snek in2 ur pussy???
>>29617004
Hey qt 3.14 ;)
Tricia, bubby, what's with all the attrition? You're busting my chops, making me crank out the A game! Can I just say you don't need that snapchat filter ;)
who /unable to handle criticism/ here?
>>29616967
I just get pissed when someone gives me any.
what a shitty fuckin thread
>>29616967
You make threads like a faggot.
>tfw my heart is beating very weird but too poor to go to the er
made the mistake of going to the er because i felt lightheaded and had sharp chest pains and my arm went to sleep, it was a fucking respiratory infection.
>>29616942
Embrace the void lad
>>29616942
literally just go
>people actually read the ER payment mail slips
straight into the garbage
You know, like it would desecrate their beauty in some way. It's almost profane for me to even think about it. There are many chicks I'd like to fuck, but some are just too magnificent
Pic related.
Salsa looks like a dumb slag tho.
Elsa Jean
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the tripfag robot sheriff of r9k is going into the military.
https://youtu.be/901yLgBLd_Y
kind of makes me want to join to be honest, but then I remember I'm a literal amputee. If he goes through with this he really doesn't belong here, we are redacting his membership
>>29616873
l hope he finds what he's looking for
And I'll be backing him up every step along the way
he seems really sad desu
does he post here anymore?
>>29616997
Yes, every thread about him is posted by him including this one.
This guy is dissing Eliza on YT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXWjmHc5gIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCh3JdMMwY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCh3JdMMwY0
Am I the only one who as soon as I see these cowadooty footage over opinionated 12 year kid youtubers. I just close the video instantly, no matter what.
Does Eliza have an innie?
>tfw have the sads
>stupid and immature at this time
>decide to trycut
>out of all the places, arm.
>nobody knows, even after all this time
>have to wear hoodie pretty much 24/7
>with it off, girls have called me muscular
>can't take hoodie off infront of people, closer than a few meters, etc.
>doomed...
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I know this probably isn't what you want to hear but I bet there are a lot of ex-self harming tumblirinas who'd dig you.
If you look muscular, then you can maybe push this broken man persona that those bitches who are obsessed with "fixing" people can fawn over.
>>29616851
i live at a small school in texas
nobody is like that.
>>29616813
just tell people you punched through a pane of glass in an alpha rage. you can literally make up any lie.