>Don't drink
>Don't do drugs
>Exercise regularly
>No sex outside of marriage
>>29617547
sup
How do I deal with the fact that 99.9999% of women are going to have fucked and are degenerate descendants when I do plan to settle with one?
Help me.
>>29617547
Half of these things (so far).
>who else /boring fuck/ here
fixd
I was wonderin about how many girls have nudes floating around on the internet. Femanons, do you have any nudes going round the internet? If so how did they end up there?
>>29617520
no real nudes, just a pic of one of my nipples
>>29617520
weirdly enough i dont
>>29618080
maybe you're not attractive enough
>Be me
>Started drawing on MS Paint recently cus bored
>tfw i draw something that im pretty damned proud of for the first time in my life
>tfw i visit /ic/ to learn more
>tfw even the stuff in the beginner threads look far better than what i made
Why is it that for some people talent comes naturally, and others are left with nothing?
It's all about patience, m8
>>29617496
post drawing plz
>>29617496
because life isn't fair.
how are you on this board without knowing that.
regardless, if you enjoy art and want to learn, just keep practicing. no one posts their first drawing online.
guess who got turned down again. this is aleady the second time this week.i hate it, no female ever showed interest in me. im already 20 and never had a gf because im so ugly. its not fair. i started balding with 17 and my face is really ugly. i look like that fucking ogre from shrek. not a single female on this planet wants me. ever. not even as just a friend. im very lonely, man.
>>29617471
>that ogre from Shrek
Shrek is the ogre.
>>29617471
>That ogre from shrek.
Little known fact for you robot's the ogres name is actually shrek!
Post your face.
original
>sprinkled my right wrist
how do i fap now?
dry it with a towel?
>>29617478
i sprinkled it for at least a month
What does sprinkled mean?
This is why you don't have a gf. A pretty well kept secret by the US. There are too many fucking men.
>>29617425
That's actually not true.
>>29617467
Look at the age at the top of the chart please.
You can have your roastie blown out cunt granny if you wait until you're over 50 to get a gf, that's when the genders even out.
we're living in something similar to what China had. If you're not aggressive and willing to gut the next guy that looks at you funny, you're not going to get a gf.
If a guy talks to your girl, you need to maim him or threaten to kill his younger siblings, parents, or really scare him off if not directly...
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>>29617529
I'm willing to do all that and I still don't have a gf.. what the FUCK
Yeah, bros. I got a rare picture of Chad when he was a soldier in WW2.
Do you have any other? Also, Chad in general thread.
>>29617417
Who 's herr Chad?
>>29617601
Chad is the anti-Robot. Are you new here?
>>29617739
>actually bothering to explain
Maybe you are the new one meine freunde
Do you guys get it?
What am I supposed to get?
>>29617388
Buttmad feminists falling for memes while trying really, really hard to meme. In short, memeception.
>>29617412
the girl would go through a squad of guys at once even though she knows its going to be disappointing and a bad idea short and long term
>be me
>be smart kid (had to participate in high giftedness programs n shit)
>always grew up hearing "he's the brightest student I've had" and etc from teachers
>always hear "he's going to do great things" from mom
>i've been suicidal since forever
>attempted to off myself in 5th grade
>failed
>family...
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If true end them all, fuck them in the ass just because and set the world on fire u gotta get higher...jk, dunno overdose on something
Well, you COULD blow your brains out infront of them. That is how I would do it if my family situation was like yours.
As for my suicide method, I plan to go skydiving and not pull the parachute. Hopefully doing it above the cloudlayer and during sunrise so I get to see something beautiful and happy in my life for once.
>>29617435
I'm fond of the idea of just "disappearing" but family might be worse off if I do that
What kind of car does Pepe drive?
A FerraREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29617366
Get the fuck Audi here
>>29617383
Jesus Chrysler than was good
>>29617383
>>29617432
am I on reddit right now?
People say you should think before you speak and think before you act.
But that's only going to benefit you if you think the right thoughts. If you think the wrong thoughts, then the action you take based on those thoughts is probably going to end up being wrong.
So, it seems to me, we need to really pin this down. How do we make sure we only think the right thoughts?
I THINK the right thought is the thought I have to bump my thread.
I am serious you guys. Think about this and talk to me.
Maybe my thread isn't getting replies because I didn't think the right thoughts when I wrote it.
This is getting bothersome. I need to think the right things.
Knowing when you're wrong is where it starts, OP.
If you're a NEET you best fucking appreciate it. I decided I wanted to get out of neetdom 3 years ago so I did, and now I'm fucking screwed because I decided to also move into an apartment that I can't afford and all I want to do is live a NEET life again.... I miss it so much. Occasionally I'll have 3-4 days off and I'll NEET the fuck out by watching muh animu, playing video games, eating shit and getting drunk all day.
tl;dr enjoy your neetdom whilst you can.
>>29617334
It's a blessing and a curse.
But more blessing than curse.
But can still be pretty shitty and lonely.
So save up and go NEET again. What's the issue?
>>29617334
I found a nice middle ground.
Hey robots. Making a board simulator for /r9k/. I'm a dedicated robot that has been on here for ages. Though I might as well get into it, as it could be pretty funny, and would be a nice way to give back. When I am done and have gotten enough shit collected for the video, I'll post a link on here. I am trying to exclude the roastie cunts and the Chads in the thread, so it is pure r9k. 'Till then.
>>29617317
>working toward tangible goals
get off my board
>>29617317
>peebottles
>abnormally large frog folders
>tendies
>inadequacy
>depression
>autism
>unemployment
How the fuck is this funny
>>29617351
It isn't like anyone is going to watch it, or like I will get anything from it. Don't worry my fellow robot.
>>29617375
You must not be on often.
>Anon my pants feel weird, did I sit in something?
>>29617299
you sat in roastebeef
>>29617311
>ROASTBEEF? Ewwww is still there? can you pick it off for me?
>>29617299
this is my fetish. pls post more.
>tfw no qt to try this with
>tfw i dont want to die a virgin
>tfw get swimmer's ear somehow
>fucking hurts like hell
>have to put in these super weird-feeling unpleasant drops every 3 hours, keep in for 30 mins
>barely able to sleep the last 42 hours
i honestly want to die
That looks pretty fucking awful. Have fun with that, I know I wouldn't want that shit happening to me.
Looks like a good reason not to swim.
Never could understand peoples attraction to water. Not something I ever wanted to do.
public pools are disgusting