OK /r9k/, today I'm starting a feels thread.
Today I will share a story of love, friendship, anger, and revenge. Today, I will share with you the tale of Frog Bro.
>last month
>I was visiting a local pond that I frequent trying to catch carp
>no bites for like an hour
>get bored
>decide to try and catch some frogs with my hands to pass the time
>a few seconds after deciding...
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Origano
>>29619632
>before I realize it, the bass has sighted Frog Bro
>bass in pursuit
>Frog Bro kicks even faster, but it is no use
>the bass inhales most of Frog Bro
>"Frog Bro, no!" I cry
>bass swims back to nest, the arm of Frog Bro that was protruding from its mouth
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>>29619858
Rest in peace Frog Bro.
Monthly reminder that by the end of the year, we will have the full set of 5 unreleased Elliot videos.
who's releasing them?
>>29619641
I am.
Originalbl0000x
>>29619715
it would be an injustice if you kept them for yourself. where you get them?
It's an "Anon gets transported back to 1999 with his modern computer and wrecks kids with his 40 ping and 2000 fps" daydream
>>29619576
okay but that's not exactly how computers and the internet works but hey I'm not the daydream police
Also I didn't have the internet at home until 2002, when I was 17.
I don't know if I should grateful or resentful towards my parents for that.
>>29619576
>it is the summer of 1999
>you are going to see The Blair Witch Project and The Matrix with your high school bros
>later you watch some cool anime and play some MUDs and some Quake
This is the dream. That world is the real world.
>>29619676
>tfw first discovering Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails and Rammstein and Rage Against The Machine and Slipknot and the whole nu-metal mallgoth boom that coincided exactly with your teenage rebellion phase.
Anyone else here have a fetish for Filipino girls?
They're the only Asian women that attract me.
Literal niggers of Asia.
>>29619504
no fetish but they are hot, they stay very small and petite which is highly appealing
>>29619504
Yeah, I feel ya. My gfs friend is flip, they have something about them sometimes.
>tfw no mata straining, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, isda skinning, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak...
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Don't you ever feel tired of posting the same thread over, over, over and over again?
>>29619417
Nope, I never get tired of it
>>29619438
Are you also the same guy who posts baarp threads?
And end up having your arguments not taken seriously due to your mentel tardation?
Shit sucks my nigga
Due to your spelling mistakes*
>>29619389
*mental
*retardation
*nigger
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexia Association
>you will never bury your face in a mommy's big white ass, inhaling deeply the intoxicatingly lewd and musky aroma, and make out with her sweet butthole
Why live?
>>29619346
breh
my god, I lost the link to her porn vids
fucking kill me
>>29619346
who is that?
fucking sauce please, reverse search gives me nothing useful.
>>29619374
who the hell is this? this bitch has the most flawless ass
>breaking out in disgusting acne (both cystic and regular) at age 26
HOW DO I STOP THIS ROBOTS
is accutante legit? why is it always so controversial and shit?
diet and exercices buddy
also, just be yourself bro :-)
>>29619354
>diet and exercices buddy
This is a meme
Also, I just want to fix the fucking root of the problem. Tons of normies eat whatever they fuck and have clear faces.
Hell, there's OBESE pigs with perfectly clear complexions
Time to slice them open and drain them out.
>be me
>at college
>female staff member in mid-30's walking behind me
>hold the door for her
>"Thank you, Your mother raised you right."
>mfw
Only supreme gentlemen to be found here.
the fact you are on r9k precludes you from ever being a gentleman, just saying
I do like to help them carry their things. Especially if they're heavy.
But NOT holding their purses while they get banged by Chad somewhere. The greentexts taught me better.
What's the scariest thing to ever happen to you?
>>29619267
hUNTED DOWN BY DEMONS
Wake up/come to in big boy county jail not remembering anything that happened or know why I'm in there/how fucked I am. It was a public intox with obstructing officer charge, but at the time, I didn't know what else I might have done/other charges I picked up.
>>29619267
Threatened by Arab drug dealers at a rave.
What fetishes do you have anon?
>>29619173
Stuffing, slightly fat
Being cuffed/bound and just being dominated in general
>>29619173
impregnation>implying this counts as a fetish
PUFFY
/fit/
(mutual) ryonaguro
too all fembots
would you want a bf with a chiseled body but has the same tastes as you in games and anime?
Uh, yes?
I mean whats the catch here?
>>29619213
the fact that you would have to talk to him
>>29619277
Ah i see. Well i dont want a bf right now. But i would accept that one if i did.
> be me
> finished watching porn
> most of the cum was on my bed
> start listening to music
> dad walks in
> he says that he wants be around me for a while
> he lays on my bed
> realized that the cum was still my bed
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>>29619164
>> he says that he wants be around me for a while
>> he lays on my bed
sounds odd as fuck desu
>dad literally found the cum sheet
>>29619164
Are ya winnin' [edit:original comments] son?
For real, is it weird to date and fuck a 17 year old when you are 20? I met a qt pie and she really likes me but I dunno
Similar situation but 21 and she's 16 (almost 17).
Ultimately the decision I came to is if it's legal then go for it. Who the hell cares what other people think, you like her and she likes you. Isn't it supposed to be that simple? Others may judge, they may not, hard to say without knowing where you live. But all that matters is if you make each other happy.
Ultimately the biggest lesson I learned from my experience with her is be decisive. I realized all of this after months of turning her down, and when I finally realized what an idiot I was and...
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>>29619043
No, it's not weird. You're both still kids and only three years apart.
Kids always think a couple years makes a huge difference, but think about it: If someone said, "I'm 35 and she's 32, is it weird if we date?" it would sound ridiculous.
This is statutory rape you stupid fucks. I know it feels good but is she worth the risk of being on the sex offenders register -- which is something you're legally required to disclose to employers -- if someone takes offence n grasses you up?
What are your weak points? I love having my armpits licked.
that's hot, post pit pics pls
I have a big scar on my stomache, it feels wonderful when someone else rubs it and I reach a weird state of serenity.
>>29619025
juri would literally never do that