>tfw no girl will ever want someone with IBD that shits 8 times a day
hah.. just run on the treadmill until you shit your pants uncontrollably
once you get it out of your system there wont be anything left to shit
My boyfriend has IBS and spends up to 30 minutes in the bathroom and has a lot of trouble with certain foods. Everyone poops, just find a girl that isn't shit :)
(no pun intended)
>>29623241
Maybe try going vegan? I was reading about this today.
>feminists unironically and with appreciable sincerity care about how robots feel to the point that they are willing to try and change our opinions by babysitting the board
>there exists a non-zero probability that there are in fact women with ivy credentials RIGHT NOW trying to persuade you away from the path of loli, blackpill, and resentment
i am finally important
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Xeml6Ve44
>>29623226
feminists dont care about robots
sometimes tumblr and reddit people come here concern-trolling but thats only so that they can insult us more
and feminists with ivy credentials probably havent heard of r9k. they might have vague ideas about 4chan and how misogynistic it is, but thats about it. they stay away
>>29623226
you're only a tool to feed their ego. like in highschool when that girl came and spoke to you once at lunch and then never spoke to you again. she felt really good about herself for that.
>tfw your mom is a retard and your sister is a slut
I want to fuck your sister man
>>29623144
Intelligence is partly genetic.
Post your face when you realized that you are also a retard.
Tfw sister is a retard and mother is a retarded slut
>sisters friend comes over for sleepover (15)
>Starts talking about how everyone in my is good looking for whatever reason
>even anon isnt too bad, maybe he could get one of those online girlfriends
>>29623138
>everyone in my
Family?
>>29623138
she wants the d
>your penis
>>29623219
you guessed it brother
>>29623243
tfw 20 and pitied by 15 year old girls
>saoirse ronan will never be your childhood friend
>you will never rediscover each other later in life, mature and accomplished
>she will never offer her cherubic personality to your adorable charms
>you will never get married and have a few kids
>you will never be the stay-at-home father for her adorable irish ratlings
>she will never return from a hard year's acting to pound your nuts...
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whatever, /r9k/
asdasd
She wa great in that movie with the underground city ans the escape cause the exploding, there was a woman frozen in time too, but that might have been from Doctor Who actually, but then the surface and its actually safe above Earth
Good thread as always, /tv/
what happened to her jaw line?
they just BALLOONED
>tfw got circumcised but still feel my phantom foreskin
>tfw best of both worlds, the hygiene and manly look of a cut dick and the pleasure of an uncut dick
>phantom foreskin
take it to /x/, pleb
>>29623000
>Circumcised foreskin is "more clean" than uncut
Well meme'd, hows that jew dick taste?
>>29623027
>he doesn't have phantom foreskin
Only 8 more minutes left
>>29622972
I want it to be over
>>29622972
Whatever roach
I can't wait... I just can't wait...
>tfw got an interview for a job i really want on monday and i already know i'm going to go in and give stupid cliche answers and end up not getting hired
should i set up an exit bag for when i get home?
Just have a loaded gun ready if the employer says no blow his brains out they blow your own out.
>>29622911
Those balOOn time!(tm) helium tanks have 20% air. You can't kill yourself with them.
>>29622989
This. The made it like that just because people were killing themselves.
Anyone else /ass hair/ here? I have it bad, I can't even see my asshole. Is this normal? Should I shave it?
Don't shave it. Shaving it is actually the worst. Unless you have someone tryna get in that ass I don't think it's i problem
>>29622913
this OP just trim it a little with scissors, use a mirror
I'd recommend cutting it short with electric clippers.
I need help.
I've been talking to a guy and he won't show me who he is? :( how do I convince him? I'm vegging but he won't. He's seen me and stuff.
What do I tell him??? Why won't he just show me who he isss? I've told him IDC how he looks but he doesn't wanna. :(
>>29622865
he probably thinks he's ugly and you'll hate him
>>29622896
But I've told him a million times IDC what he looks like, that he can look like chewbaca or oic related and I won't care but Nada. :( if he thinks that how can I convince him IDC and to show me who he is??
>>29622944
is this like a romantic thing or something?
When was the last time you talked to somebody outside of your family? It's been 3 weeks for me.
>>29622809
I just talked to someone right nowYou
>>29622827
Woah suddenly I don't want to jump off a bridge
>>29622843
I wish I knew that feeling
Is that some sort of threat, kid? You don't want to get on my bad side. I'll give you 3 seconds to apologize and waIk away. If you dont wanna listen to orders... you'll experience hell on earth by the hands of me, Master Johnathan of the Mediterranean
is he the kid from person of interest, that plays samaritan?
>>29622754
Can you run that by me again? I was too busy visualizing 87 different combinations of killer combos that I could perform on you right now. Stay away from the sun kid, you'll get burn't
>>29622983
Is that some sort of threat, kid? You don't want to get on my bad side. I'lI give you 3 seconds to apologize and walk away. If you dont wanna listen to orders... you'll experience hell on earth by the hands of me, Master Johnathan of the Mediterranean
Hello /r9k/
You have ten (10) seconds to point out ONE (1) flaw in this photo.YOU CAN'T.
Lorde is literally,L I T E R A L L Yperfect.
>>29622743
I forgot about her
Her nose is funny
she looks kinda funny
>>29622743
FLAWLESS
LORDE SUPREME WAIFU
>eating as little as possible to try and lose weight
>have issues holding things b/c shaking
>better eat
>google what foods are good for dieting
>eggs first on list
>mfw
I might make it through this yet
You have to eat a decent amount of calories, anon. Or else your metabolism will slow down because it thinks you're starving.
Eat your veggies.
All I really eat are eggs milk cigarettes and coffee.
Hey guys, did I fuck up at work?
>Be office slave.
>Banter (friendly) with a fellow slave every day.
>His mom recently died.
>He finally came back to work this week from his leave of absence.
>Think everything is normal, so continue our friendly bantering.
>I make fun of his mom passing.
>Instead of saying something back, he just looks down in disgust...
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>>29622680
You fucked up man. Why would you joke about someone's mom dying?
>>29622744
wait, I was thinking of the wrong graph
it appears i am wrong and a nigger
>>29622733
Because I'm autistic.
And apparently not original.