> tfw no qt exotic quirky gf
You mean a whore?
>tfw no loyal country girl
>Hispanic
>exotic
pick one
>>29624386
> tfw no qt exotic quirky virgin gf
happy
>getting ready for sleep
>your thread picks up and you feel obliged to stay in monitoring the thread
I know that fucking fEEL
However i sense this thread will fade into obscurity after my post, sleep well OP, unless youve made multiple threads, and with the slow slow pace of /r9k/ you'll be checking them periodically not wanting to miss a reply, oh man, forget ablut sleep for the next 3 or so hojrs then
>thread is still alive when you wake up
>make thread
>someone insults you in your own thread
>give weak comeback
>close tab and go to sleep
>it's an anon travels back in time to 1941 with a raspberry pi, small screen, and sd card loaded with important wikipedia articles and scientific documents to warn the nazis of british decryption and computer technology, their coming failure in Russia, and the US's developmen of the atomic bomb daydream
>it's an anon travels back in time to 1965 warning americans and the congress and house not to pass the 1965 Immigration Act as those wanting it passed are dirty liars and the bills will definetly open the floodgates and lead the America's ruin and declining white population daydream
>it's a the US is 90% white and everything is great and progress and glory are daily facts of life daydream
>it's a modern day Anglosphere Empire daydream
>it's an anon brutally murders someone dreamI scare myself sometimes
>it's the /pol/ free /r9k/ dream
Just.
>A-anon, I know you are my brother and all, but I just wanted to let you know that, u-um. I really like you. In a sexual sort of way. I-I hope you understand.
>>29624360
Its ok you're adopted anyway.
n-no I don't think I really like family roleplay, sorry
>>29624360
When did I get a sibling?
who /eczema/ here
so fucking sick of this shit. drives me insane
>>29624321
I have eczema. I honestly don't think it's that bad.
>>29624321
Had eczema really badly when I was a kid. It was underneath my right eye,bending area of both arms, back of my knees, and the back of my neck. It was the most excruciating pain I had felt at the time and bending my arms killed me. Puss,blood,and flakes goozed out and I was just an eye sore. NO drug store creams or lotions worked, they only irritated the hell out of it or made it super itchy.
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>>29624321
that's the most robot thing to have
>Well I'm scheduled to be there in January so that works
>Awesome!! :)
What did she mean by this?
>>29624318
Oh man.... That picture.... It makes me so furious inside that it loops back around to fatigue....
>>29624362
>It makes me so furious inside
wtf why?
>>29624395
Not him but that pic fucks with your head
To me, it just seems so... Perfect
Hey man I'm gonna head down to the 7/11, want anything?
>>29624298
mr pops
>>29624298
Large French Vanilla Cappuccino and some of those cheery-cheese danishes
ay man *licks lips* hol up.. hol up *licks lips* dey got any dat uh, dat uh *licks lips* grape drank
Do you guys like goth girls?
>>29624258
why are you making a thread about this, do you actually want people to line up and tell you what they think about goth girls or do you want an imagedump but have to ask tangentially, or what
>>29624436
Both tbqh desu senpai
>>29624258
I once found an unpleasant fat girl attractive cause she was a goth. So yeah I really find goth chicks hot for some reason
>tfw no average dick bf
kalersnuh fuewda fuewda hahahahann
kleekl
>>29624211
Chortle chortle chortle
>>29624180
P U M P E D
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Whats the worst thing you robots have ever done?
>>29624138
I browsed 4chan
>>29624138
Posted in this thread.
>>29624138
Definitely this. Once you're here, you're here forever.
Which of these people would you say are "normies", "Chads" "Stacys" etc.?
>>29624126
the two "men" look like nu-male female-rights activists, the girl in the white shirt looks like a tumblr stacy, the girl to the far right looks like an anime addict, and the (thing?) in the middle looks like it never got out of it's "phase." the girl next to stacy looks nice though she's probably a lesbo.
All normies, unlike someone like myself who has no friend.
none. these are a bunch of autistic sperglords. they probably all cut together.
Right now there are some fembots and roasties who are browsing this board and masturbating reading our sad threads.
>>29624119
if anyone loved us, we'd be fucking them right now. those fat ugly sluts just imagine that we're tall and attractive and rich and just on /r9k/ because no one ever told us that we were secretly prince charming and they dream of rescuing us. if they ever met us in real life, they'd gag. I hope every last female who visits this board burns in a car fire.
>>29624153
thisfuck off robot asdfasdfsafsaf
>>29624119
Women have most degenerate fetishes so really it wouldn't surprise me.
You are on a stranded island with a plane that crashed on the beach. There are about 20 other surviving passengers.
You are not allowed to look at any pictures of a plane, boat, or tools to referance how to build craft to escape. Only your memory.(That means no Googleing) But you have to survive and build a craft to escape the island.
Explain how you would Do It Yourself.
>I would try to find a map in the Pilots to have an Idea where the hell my island is.
>>29624084
I'd just take a raft from the plane, break it into to pieces and use it to build a raft on which to escape.
>someone straightens their arms out to the side
>starts making plane sounds while hurdling around the beach "REEEEEERRRRR"
>then some artillery sounds "CH CH CH CH CH CH CH CH"
>then and only then were one of us able to construct a plane from raw materials
>>29624084
I would probably be able to build a plane out of the scrap metal of the crash, considering I have a perfect memory.
1. A roter in the back
2. Horizontal wing flaps on both wings to control up and down.
3. Vertical wing flap in the back to steet left and right.
4. Strings to pull on and steer it
5. To get some speed for takeoff I could imagine making a pettaling station for 2 other men on the plane moving the wheels if I could find some gears and an chain (I guess I could make thoes out of wood with...
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Just a friendly reminder that everyone that posts on /r9k/ is NOT special.
You are NOT "robots". You are human beings.
You are not unique, and this is not your safe space board.
You are an average human being. Just like the rest of the world.
"Normies" do not exist. And if they do, you're one of them as well.
You are NOT the only person who suffers from social anxiety, or depression, or any other form of mental illness.
Using your mental illness as an excuse is lazy, and pathetic.
You are NOT the only...
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>this is what normies actually believe
psh
I respect wizards
>>29624074
You're normal too. Don't forget that anon.
Screencap thread.
Feel free to share any stories you have as well.
>>29624041
I'll jumpstart it or something
>>29624055
Drilling my anus
>>29624082
something funny and/or depressing