Tfw you will never squish eliza ;___;
Tfw you will never flay robots that contribute to the namefag circlejerk with a rusty knife ;___;
>ywn feel her skull cave in under your feet
;~;
>>29624808
please dont bully!
this is a comfortable thread
>literally autistic, can't relate to anyone and haven't had friends for years
>only doing education and work to sustain myself, no real life goals or passions
>too ugly and sperg to get a gf
>no hobbies, 4chan and video games every day
What is the point anymore? Year after year this shit goes on and it never gets better.
>>29624772
There are no reasons to live.
>>29624772
Be a gamer, host a domain or an hero.
>>29624772
I'll give you two
>you never felt the rush of going 150 MPH on a motorcycle
>you never felt a bagina
Both of these are achievable for under 3 thousand dollars.
I'm sure a lot of you might dislike your fathers for varied reasons.
You might not want to help me out and I get that. But my son has been acting distant lately. He hasn't responded to any of my texts in a while and I'm not sure what I should do.
I've been around 4C over the years and have occasionally found some decent advice on here.
So I ask you all if you can help me out. Thanks.
Aeoli is a nickname for my son. His real name is Aaron.
Maybe he is too old for nicknames?
He probably killed himself because he has a gay dad.
>>29624799
Is first reply the alleged aeoli?
I distanced myself from my dad when I was young too. He'll come around.
Why does chad have a female equivalent(stacey) but robots don't have one?
>>29624724
girls can't be robots
oregano
>>29624724
That guy doesn't look like Chad. He looks genuinely happy to be where he's at though. I envy the kid but he's not Chad.
>>29624724
Because Chad will fuck women multiple levels below him on the totem pole causing women to become delusional and believe they can get into a relationship with Chad just because he will fuck them. That raises the standards of every female to levels much higher above their own.
>Be me
>Be a disgusting manlet spic
>Oneitis asks you how to say flirty things in Spanish so she can seduce El Chado
>Tfw
Post examples of your pathetic betaness, robots. Make me feel better by comparison
>Inb4 wall
>>29624700
Shameless self bump pls anons at least throw some (You)s my way. Have some pepes
wall just got 20 feet higher.
You deserve every single moment of it tbqh senpai
> Didn't sleep all night (tfw europoor)
> Watched anime instead, and waited for the convenience store opening
> Tfw it's open everyday, but not thursday
> Somehow thursday is the day those kind of shops close
> I waited all night for tasty junk food instead of cooking and am now hungry as fuck
> Now I want KFC
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>>29624654
why not eat while driving
>>29624699
I just want to watch more anime while eating tasty chicken to forget how miserable I am
Is microwaving it without removing all taste possible? I'm just that fucking clueless.
Also maybe the colonel will be bothered I don't know.
Better to die?
>>29624827
You're such a pussy, I've been in way worse situations. Just add some salt and pepper after you microwave it
I lost my soul mate 3+ years ago now. She passed 2 months after we had our daughter. We ust got our life clean from bad things and became a family. Now I feel like I cannot anyone or females and my sex drive is dead and everything feels wrong. if it werent for my cool daughhter I probably would have done myself in. Anyone else in this sort of bind? I'm not a very depressed person. But everything feels so off and I know I will be single forever without getting any shits. As she grows people ask and so will she.
Pics of qt daughter bl0x
nvm. I guess lurking this board now. it's not like how it used to e years ago. disregard
>>29624671
yeah. the fuck happened here?
>>29624629
You got to go to some talk therapy, it will help you greatly. You are flying blind here. Your post gave me depression, so I can only imagine what you must be feeling.
I found her advertisement in Toronto and I really think she is super hot but have never had a prostitute before. Anybody here had a prostitute before? What did you think? Is it worth $200?
>>29624607
Link to the add? I might want to fuck her too.
>>29624607
Damn that looks like a real woman
Not into the whole trap thing but I'd fuck him desu
>>29624710
http://montreal.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/lily-venus-tuesday-thursday-friday-saturday-10am-7h30pm/6689901
Looks pretty hot.
>when girls say they like black guys
not yo black nigga ass
>>29624532
try again later, seen this post 2-3 hours ago. thank you.
>>29624544
time for you to go to sleep
>>29624532
Truth...They basically want high school musical-era Corbin Bleu
>I live in Washington
>Small touristy town north of Seattle
>Work in this collector's shop
>We have like, sections for shit.
>Vidya section, sport section, fantasy section, ECT.
>I see qt3.14 walk past me as I stock a bunch of fantasy stuff.
>She was a skinny chestlet, looked about 20, long black hair, brown eyes, white teeth, she looked good.
>She was obviously an autistic loser like myself too. She walked in with her dad and, I assume her brother as he looked like the dad.
>Both were chad looking BTW, but I can see past that.
>She looked really excited to see the dragons.
>I mean, like, was frantically looking at them amazingly.
>I work there, so I see them too often to be impressed. But I also like dragons.
>She picks one up and ask her dad to get it for her, as it would help with her pathfinder game.
She was a cute autist that likes tabletop games and still lives with her family. I wouldn't be suprised if she went on 4chan as well desu. There had to be a fucking catch, because my life is to shit to obtain enjoyment.
>I look at her some more, thinking of what to say to her.
>I look at her shirt.
>Pic related.
>She was an out-of-towner.
>I end up ringing her, knowing that even if I did talk to her, her dad and chad brother would hate my guts.
>She lived too far away as well.
Should I have talked to her anyway? I feel the distance thing is an excuse.
>>29624528
You should give me her number because she obviously lives in my area if she is wearing a shirt with that logo.
>>29624570
I don't know her number, find her yourself.
>>29624528
Damn so not only was she a cute /tg/ autist, but she was a relatively pure mormon as well?
You played yourself OP
I want to be a part of the autistic circlejerk drama of /r9k/ but I don't have a steam account. Is there any other way to talk to autistic weeaboos and schizophrenic trannies than the steam friend general?
Bump of interest
>>29624515
you could just get a steam account
all it requires is an email.
I would suggest IRC. there are numerous channels for this kind of autism, though it's been a while since I've visited any
>>29624914
post autism channels, freenode not allowed
Robot jobs
I'm a dishwasher and it fucking sucks. I'm looked at the lowest bottom of the barrel. No one gives a shit to put in the slightest consideration into how they affect my job ; don't clear plates, expect me to do their job for them while they text, waiting until the very last minute to bring me a single fucking fork.
On the plus side I get to have my earbuds in for 9 straight hours and don't have to talk to anyone.
>>29624488
I stock shelves and get to ignore customers 75 percent of the time.
>>29624520
Do you get poop breaks?
landscaping in the south don't have to talk to anyone for hours man its great
School memories thread. Can be good memories, bad memories, anything you want and from any age.
>sitting in the back of the high school bus with a pretty olive skinned rebellious girl I kind of knew
>she had giant perky tits and wore low cut shirts
>I offered to buy her lunch since she forgot her money and she let me see and play around with her tits for a little while
Fucking awesome
>>29624611
get the fuck off this board, you stinking normie scum
>10th grade
>Hanging out in English class
>Oneitis named Taylor was sitting in front of me, she gets up to talk to her other Stacey friend
>Notice she left her cheerleader outfit/uniform or whatever in her bag
>Take it and stuff it in my bag, no one notices
>Bell rings and I am fucking gone, it was the last class of the day
>Get home, wrap the area of the...
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Is there a character who can defeat Uchiha Madara?
Originalesement
Another original settlement needs your help
Maybe the well known reality check can defeat him
>tfw it's almost impossible to forge meaningful male friendship these days
Anyone else know this feel?
It seems like men can't be close friends without women and homos sexualizing and stigmatizing it (i.e. suggesting that they must be secret gay lovers).
Also, most men these days have become feminized in their interactions with fellow men thanks to social media. They think liking your inane Facebook or sending a meaningless text message is all the work that's required to maintain a friendship. How about picking...
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>How about picking up the phone and giving me a call so we can go grab a beer and actually enjoy each other's beer?
Fuck. I meant to say enjoy each other's company.
>>29624422
I know the feeling. I think it's mostly just my complete inability to grasp emotional and social thought. In a social setting, I often have zero knowledge of what to say, I might as well be in a land where I don't speak the tongue. I also have problems smilng, even if I'm enjoying myself I can look bored a lot. Have to force a smile for situations sometimes.
I have no idea what you're on about.
Nobody questions male friendship, it's pretty normal. Close friends get hugs, just like family. If anyone thinks that's homoerotic then I guess they like fantasizing about gays? I dunno. I think there's something wrong with people who think that all contact is sexual.
I don't use social media so I can't really comment on that part. It's always been hard to find good friends. That's why you need to take care of true friends when you have them.
Why don't you invite a friend out...
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