Never been into the piss bottle saving hobby, but I have been keeping a plastic pitcher on my nightstand lately.
Piss into it at night so I don't have to walk to the bathroom and empty and rinse it every morning.
This is normal and efficient right? I mean people did this before indoor plumbing.
You could also use a bucket so that you can do number 2 aswell.
>>29630910
No, normal people kept a chamber pot in the corner of their room so they didn't sleep next to their rotting piss
>>29630961
>rotting piss
only seems to be an issue if I go more than a 18 hours without emptying it. it gets cloudy and starts to smell.
a chamber pot sounds excellent though. i'll start saving up for one so I can retire the plastic pitcher I got from the dollar store.
>used to play house with older sister and friend
>she'd make me dress up and be the 'wife' and force me to have a pretend husband
>now as an adult can only get off the idea of a girl dressing me like a girl and forcing me to be with men
I never had a fucking chanceReposting because I got no replies and I want attention because I'm a sad fuckI wish you guys knew how devastating this actually is
>>29630907
That's fucked, fuck her shit up sempai.
>>29630907
Are you qt
This is NOT an original comment.
>>29631000
TRIPS
you have to fuck your sister OP
Heh. You finally arrived... I was beginning to think you chickened out.
*unsheathes legendary ninja blade*
I've been waiting a long time for this, kid...
>>29630882
Sorry, I really just see you as a friend.
>>29630923
Heh... you think you are my friend. I haven't known the warmth of friendship since I was a boy. The way of the blade has made me cold and dead inside.
Now stand and prove yourself a worthy challenge!
>>29630882
*Rolls out revolver*
*Squints*
You feeling lucky, punk?
>tfw women have no reason to even consider you for casual sex because theres always going to be someone more fit, with a nicer face, bigger better cock, more stamina, more confidence, more money, better status, etc
Is there any reason why I shouldn't just commit myself to masturbating for the rest of my life?
>>29630780
Women are stupid whores that make poor decisions.
If they're horny and you're the best choice at that exact moment then you'll fuck.
But wanking is ten times better. Don't become enslaved by the vaginal jew.
>tfw average face and small frame diminishes my great other qualities
Feels bad.
>>29631050
Wanking is ten times better than what? The sex itself?
Wow Sir, you must be having it real rough to need a drink at this hour of the morning...
How about I get you something to drink while you tell me what's wrong? Just let me know what you're in for.
Long Island.
I don't got no job. No future seems like. Waiting to help a friend move some things. Might call it quits by the end of this year. Thanks for opening so early.
>>29630758
>I don't got no job.
We need some help on the night shift here. Whaddya say?
>>29630758
Certainly Sir
How I see it Mr Anon, having "a future" is completely what you make of it. No point in worrying about where you're going, as long as you learn to love where you're heading. Never been one to call it quits myself but I completely understand why you'd want to.
Why are women so fucking perfect? They're literal walking goddesses.
Whenever I see a qt, I just want to get on my knees and devote my life to worshiping them.
>>29630704
>Why are women so fucking perfect?
Because you can't have them
>>29630704
if u havin girl problems i feel bad for u son
Because you're a beta male.
Like even the slightest thing makes me hard these days I don't know if its just because I am a virgin going into 20s or something if its my bodies way of telling me to lose it now before point of no return
>>29630656
I have the opposite problem, I'm so desensitized to nudity from browsing 4chan boards it makes it harder for me to get turned on by nudity. It's not an ED either by the way.
>Either get hard too easily at anything short of a slight breeze on my pants
>Alternative is my dick hardly even functions
My dick has never been normal, it's like an ADHD patient
>girl hugs me
>instant boner
I need to get laid
Been sleeping 18 hours per day trying to avoid it. This is the day though. Missed out on youth and now I don't have anything to live for. Can't wait to see how good her life is going to be without me
>>29630557
>Can't wait to see
Bad news, Anon.
I suppose all NEETs end up doing this eventually.
Enjoy eternal nothingness
>be atheist
>want to believe in reincarnation
i just want to live another life. do things i haven't done in past.
just thinking about endless void and emptiness after i die scare the shit out of me.
what about u guys? u want another life or end the suffering altogether?
It's going to be like before you were born. You're not going to be floating in a void going "ah shit well this sucks", you're going to be like
>>29630550
Why are you so convinced you will not exist again?
You didnt exist before and a series of events lead to existing now, what makes you so special that this could never ever occur again?
Many notable atheist have argued for reincarnation anon.
Google it up anon
>"You can get white women easier than I can!"
>"That's unfair! That means you can't ever be lonely!"
What do shitskins mean by this?
You can get women of any race easier than most minorities. Whites have the highest social cache.
>>29630575
This. If you're white, just fly over to Japan or China and you'll have bitches throwing themselves at you and all types of people trying to befriend you. Whites just can't be real robots cause it's too hard.
>>29630575
>>29630612
We don't care about getting "any race". Settling for second best isn't in our interest.
We prefer our own. Maybe if non-white men did the same they'd find their success rate go up.
>his name is john
CEEENAAAA DUDUDUDUDDUUU XD XDXD XD
>>29630542
kek my fuckin sides man xD
>>29630542
Holy fuck my sides were not prepared xddd
ITT discuss correcting our dysfunctional lives, so that we can become successful and happy men who are a benefit to this civilization.
>>29630444
We all know what's holding us back, and we're too lazy to do anything about it.
>>29630465
>We all know what's holding us back
What's that in your case?
>We're too lazy
Why?
>>29630444
Jus beeee yurself bruv.
Who /burglar/ here
>successfully picked my first lock yesterday
>some old normiefuck was on vacation, no cameras, no secruity measures at all
>sacked 5k worth of shit
>>29630395
Are you black?
The most stealing I did was to many pretzels from the bowl.
omg anon youre so naughty!!!!
>>29630567
I really doubt he's black if he took the time to pick the lock
>put fingers under ballsack, smell them
>pull asscheeks open when farting
>thrust hips to spin flaccid penis
>scat-sing to myself (eg. shooby doo bop, bee doo bee do boop)
>faff the dogs bollocks
>talk to myself in an indian accent
>wear panties i stole from friends sister
I do all of that in public you normie shite
>>29630318
>talk to myself in an Indian accent
Fuck me too I've got like 5 different voices I practice while I'm alone.
>>29630318
whenever i remember something embarrassing I say "fuck you [my name]" in a really loud voice while shaking my head or hitting the wall
Why do I keep ghosting people?
I want to make real connections with other people so bad but every time it starts happening I end up losing interest and dropping them for no real reason. Then I feel bad about being alone and the cycle starts again
Maybe you're depressed and the idea of having to impress new people stresses you out.
>>29630341
This is what it is for me
>>29630341
where do we find real friends
i guess being friends with 15 year old memers sounds okay. but that gets boring real fast. i end up being deleted, ghosted or just doing it myself.